actual murderous dork

Brain: Hey, you know what’d be great?

Me: *groaning* No, stop. 

Brain: Voltron Boyband Au.

Me: *slamming head against desk* I. Didn’t. Ask. For. This. 

Dork dads of One Piece give me life.

I walk with others in me, yearning to get out
Claw at my skin and gnash their teeth and shout
One of them wants only to be someone you’d admire
One would as soon just throw you on the fire