when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do
Sometimes I remember particular interactions from my past that were glaring examples of just how asexual I’ve always been. I remember back in grade 7, I was talking to this group of girls about TV shows we watched. I brought up Destination Truth, and they freaked out like “OMG, isn’t Josh Gates hot, though??? He’s the reason I watch that show lmao”
And I was just sitting there like “Remember that time
when they were talking about Aswang and shapeshifters
and how they were seen in the areas as, like, dogs and cats
and then the camera panned over
and caught a white doggo sitting on a rock, watching the group
and then they chased the doggo right into a church?
mentioning his height is probably like a taboo in the house
yeah if you haven’t noticed before, the age differences in this au are slightly different from canon. I wanted the kids to be closer in age so I made the gap smaller (I mean Wendy is like, what, 6,7 years younger than Natsu and Gajeel? Yeah, I just didn’t want to make them teenagers here I guess)
alternative title for this post: everyone bullies Sting
I just realized- when I was a kid, my mom taught me how to make “Better Than Sex” cake, but didn’t tell me the name until later. I JUST CAME OUT AS GRAY-ACE AND I JUST PUT THE THINGS TOGETHER. Coincidence? I think the frickin’ frack not.