actual funny joke

Y'all, Hazel and Nico are not actually 70+ years old….

Another Day In The X-Men Mansion
  • Quicksilver: Guys...I can hear the hotness of food, it speaks to me.
  • Charles: You can't hear hotness Peter, don't be daft.
  • Erik: Can you hear me, Charles?
  • Charles: Of course I can hear you, Erik.
  • Erik: Exactly.
  • Charles: ...
  • Quicksilver: ...
  • Quicksilver: What the fuck, Dad.

When your friend makes a really bad joke


Sometimes I remember particular interactions from my past that were glaring examples of just how asexual I’ve always been. I remember back in grade 7, I was talking to this group of girls about TV shows we watched. I brought up Destination Truth, and they freaked out like “OMG, isn’t Josh Gates hot, though??? He’s the reason I watch that show lmao” 

And I was just sitting there like “Remember that time

when they were talking about Aswang and shapeshifters

and how they were seen in the areas as, like, dogs and cats

and then the camera panned over

and caught a white doggo sitting on a rock, watching the group

and then they chased the doggo right into a church?

That was cool.”


mentioning his height is probably like a taboo in the house

yeah if you haven’t noticed before, the age differences in this au are slightly different from canon. I wanted the kids to be closer in age so I made the gap smaller (I mean Wendy is like, what, 6,7 years younger than Natsu and Gajeel? Yeah, I just didn’t want to make them teenagers here I guess)

alternative title for this post: everyone bullies Sting

Curse of the Black Pearl

Back in the early days of online video piracy, my friend’s older brother was trying to illegally download the original Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

But every time he got halfway through the download, his computer would get a virus and freeze up so bad that he’d have to unplug it and start the whole thing over.

And I was the only one who seemed to appreciate the irony that this kept happening as he was trying to steal a movie about characters who were LITERALLY CURSED FOR PIRACY.

I'm crying 😂

I just realized- when I was a kid, my mom taught me how to make “Better Than Sex” cake, but didn’t tell me the name until later. I JUST CAME OUT AS GRAY-ACE AND I JUST PUT THE THINGS TOGETHER. Coincidence? I think the frickin’ frack not.

Originally posted by potatocat