Conversation with small children on the camp van
- 8yo: last year Ricky was Mr.lifeguard-Ricky-guy so you need to be mr-
- Me: I'm not a Mr actually
- 10yo: so ms-
- Me: not a ms either
- 8yo: then what are you?
- Me: a destroyer of the gender binary
- Both of them: *a look of equal parts confusion and amazement*