5 Healing Herbal Teas That Will Have To Do Some Heavy Fucking Lifting If The Affordable Care Act Is Repealed
Sometimes the natural remedies are the best, and if Congress guts the ACA, they’re about all you’ve got.
1. Chamomile: Containing natural oils that relax the soft muscles of the stomach, chamomile is the perfect tea to calm an upset tummy. And because there’s no earthly way anyone going through chemo uninsured will be able to afford anti-nausea medication, too, it better start pulling its damn weight. Every Affordable Care Act provision that gets repealed is another burden on the shoulders of soothing chamomile.
2. Sage: It’s not just for cooking! Sage has been used for centuries as a tea to ease menstrual cramps, so if and when Congress decides regulating your period with birth control or an IUD should be prohibitively expensive, it’s going to have to step its shit up as a permanent pinch hitter for your Yaz. Can sage pull it off? Hell no. That said, since getting dropped by your insurance would mean having to choose between birth control and groceries, it’s slightly better than nothing.
3. Passion flower: Can a tea substitute for Xanax? It’s time to fucking find out! The beautifully named passion flower brews into a delicious tea that doubles as an anxiety-easing sedative, and it’s gotta be a pretty goddamn strong one if it’s going to take your mind off the fact that refilling the pills that let you get any sleep at all just got fucked up to a hundred dollars a pop following whatever half-baked Band-Aid Congress slaps on the carcass of the ACA.
4. Lemon balm: Say goodbye to tension, malaise, and access to affordable antidepressants thanks to healing lemon balm and an intense partisan rancor in D.C. that has somehow manifested itself as cutting health care for millions of Americans. While this mild mood-lifting medicinal tea stacks up against some honest-to-god Lexapro about as well as a butterfly kiss does to a chainsaw, maybe brewing it double strong could help. It’s not like you’ve got many other options.
5. Lipton tea: Yeah, it’s just generic fucking Lipton tea, but it’s three bucks a box, and if you think you’ll have the budget for hand-rolled loose-leaf medicinal herbs from that specialty store with all the jars once the ACA’s dead, you might want to check your math. Better hope it’s got some healing properties we don’t know about!
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WASHINGTON — Democratic lawmakers are not ruling out shutting down the government at the end of the year should Republicans not pass the DREAM Act, protecting undocumented immigrants who were raised in the United States.
At a press conference hosted by the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus at the Capitol on Tuesday, Democratic members played coy with what might happen if beneficiaries of the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program (also known as DACA) are left behind come December.
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, of California, noted that while President Donald Trump gave Congress a six-month window, she hopes to wrap things up by the end of October.
“But we must pass something before we leave for Christmas, that’s for sure,” she said.
New York Rep. Joe Crowley, who currently serves as the chairman of the House Democratic Caucus, said his colleagues are keeping all options are on the table should negotiations break down.
“Our caucus will not stop,” Crowley said. “We will find whatever vehicle we need to to get this bill passed to ensure that the dreamers will be able to continue to enrich their lives here and contribute to their country, America.”
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“I think that there’s a lot of expressions of support from Republicans,” Jayapal added. “The question is does that turn into legislation.”
A discharge petition requires at least 218 signatures from House lawmakers to get a bill to the floor regardless of whether the Republican leadership wants to move forward. While Democrats currently hold 194 seats, they will need at least 24 Republicans to get on board with their cause.
With regard to whether a potential shutdown is in the cards, Jayapal said, “If Republicans are not willing to bring this to the floor — then of course we’ll look at every means.”
California Rep. Judy Chu was less focused on potential fights in the winter, telling Business Insider that while “it’s very very essential that we pass this DREAM Act bill, I think we should try every means possible right now, including a discharge petition.”