actress: mariska hargitay

  • Me: *watches SVU marathon*
  • Me: I AM A BAD ASS FEMINIST DETECTIVE! DO YOU WANT ME TO ORDER A SUBPOENA? CUZ I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. WANT ME TO CALL A BUS? I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT TOO. I CAN PROBABLY KICK A DOOR DOWN AND TAKE TWO PERPS DOWN WITH IT. LET ME DEFEND THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE BECAUSE I CAN PROBABLY DO THAT, TOO. BTW I SIGNED UP FOR POLICE CAMP AND IM STARTING NEXT TUESDAY. THIS IS MY STORY.