Oh the things I would do to:

Alison Brie

Scarlett Johannson

Kaley Cuoco

Evan Rachel Wood

Marion Cotillard

Gillian Jacobs

Aubrey Plaza

Lykke Li

Cobie Smulders

Rooney Mara

Anna Paquin

Jennifer Lawrence

Annie Clark (St. Vincent)

Clemence Poesy

Amy Adams

Deborah Ann Wool

January Jones

and Neil Patrick Harris ;)

As a rule, I try to avoid seeing movies with Scarlett Johansson. She is hot, yes. She has a phenomenal rack, true. But I don’t find that she adds any value to films other than the aforementioned qualities.

But if there is one thing that could cause me to throw my rules out the window… Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

HELLO VEINY FOREARMS. I can’t handle it.