actor meme

critical role sentence starters !!!

  • so… we’ll talk later.
  • why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
  • no. no further.
  • this is not over. it can’t be.
  • try not to have too much fun without us.
  • i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
  • it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
  • you know i’m in love with you, right?
  • you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
  • those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
  • i’m killing someone, hold please.
  • your secret is safe with my indifference.
  • my heart is someone else’s.
  • do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
  • um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
  • i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
  • you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
  • i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
  • i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
  • you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
  • i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
  • i was only gone for thirty seconds!
  • i encourage violence.
  • i can give you the means to protect them.
  • i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
  • you’re on your own, fuckface.
  • a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
  • sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
  • do you spice?
  • so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
  • i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
  • i told you before. no one kills you but me.
  • he traded his life!
  • i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
  • i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
  • i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
  • yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
  • don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
  • i bury my shame.
  • i should have told you. it’s yours.
  • forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
  • your hair’s a mess. sit still.
  • you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
  • you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
  • we’re friends, right? are we friends?
  • i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
  • i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
  • take me instead.
  • we walk towards glory.
  • that’s mine! that’s mine!
  • did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
  • please bring him back to me.
  • you think you care about me?
  • this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
  • i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
  • if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
  • i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
  • in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
  • i made a choice. this is my family.
  • i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
  • please. please. i love him as much as you do.
  • fix him. fix him!
  • i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
  • i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
  • talk about my sister again.
  • it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
  • i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
  • i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
  • don’t ever fucking do that again.
  • you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
  • i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
  • i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna. 
  • you know, you’re getting weirder.
  • you and i are very different.
  • i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
  • call me “child” one more goddamn time!
  • if you’re lucky, you die last.
  • some people have no sense of fucking honor!
  • i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
  • thank you for believing in me.
  • you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
  • everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
  • how many fingers am i holding up?
  • what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
  • yay! teamwork!
  • you fucking died!
  • don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
  • i’m going to go get a sandwich.
  • you had us all very worried.
  • your reckless impulses will get you killed!
  • i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will. 
  • this is too fucking much.
  • come here, you shithead.
  • it has been an honor.
  • screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
  • you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
  • i’m undecided about you.
  • never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
  • i’m not leaving him.
  • you’re a better man than you believe.
  • feel like making a home here?
  • you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
  • sound off if you’re alive.
  • it’s not going to work.