action movies

you know how the central relationship in all action movies seems to be two tough dudes bro-ing it out? well that’s boring. here are some alternatives:

  • two tough chicks bro-ing it out
  • younger woman and older woman who develop a mother-daughter relationship. also kill people
  • triplets.
  • triplet HACKERS
  • a girl, her father, and her father’s scandalously young gay lover. (all of whom are assassins)
  • younger woman and older woman who totally get it on bow chicka bow wow. also kill people
  • sisters, one on a suicidal rescue mission for the other
  • two lady-spies who try to honeypot each other
  • a teenage girl with mysterious powers, and her two boyfriends
  • a middle-aged ex secret service couple suddenly called upon to SERVE THEIR COUNTRY
  • platonic male-female friends who kick ass together and love and depend each other. but no hetero
  • lesbian mercenaries
  • asexual husband-wife duo. they kill their enemies without mercy and cuddle in pools of their blood
  • all-women gang of international thieves. based in hong-kong
women in action movies

Male Head of Secret Organization Tasked with Saving the World: Agent, you’re our number one operative. 

Female Agent: (✿◠‿◠)

Male Head of Secret Organization Tasked with Saving the World: You’re the highest ranking on both physical and mental tests.

Female Agent: ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚

Male Head of Secret Organization Tasked with Saving the World: The success of our latest mission is vital to the safety of all of humanity.

Female Agent: o((*^▽^*))o 

Male Head of Secret Organization Tasked with Saving the World: Therefore, we have determined that you are the most qualified to–

Female Agent: ♡〜٩( ˃́▿˂̀ )۶〜♡

Male Head of Secret Organization Tasked with Saving the World: –help train this random white guy we picked up from the gutter to carry out the mission.

Female Agent: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Male Head of Secret Organization Tasked with Saving the World: Also, he will make sexist jokes at your expense while you teach him how to be good at everything.

Female Agent: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ