action comedy film

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Hey Phoebe. I just wanted to say that I love you and that everything is going to be okay. I mean, not perfect, obviously, but better. Like, we’ll probably have to get a new house. and also cars. But I’m coming to get you and this will all be over. Soon-ish.

American Ultra (2015)
dir. Nima Nourizadeh

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“Technique is nothing more than failed style”

Cecil B. DeMented (2000, John Waters)

Why Don’t You Play in Hell? (2013, Sion Sono)

Two absolutely chaotic, odes to guerrilla filmmaking, aueterism, and pushing boundaries. Cecil B. DeMented is a joyously silly, subversive, punk rock styled comedy from John Waters. Whereas, Why Don’t You Play in Hell? by Sion Sono is absurd, visually stunning, and ultra-violent.

send me a fruit

peach: do you have any piercings or tattoos?

raspberry: favorite flower?

lemon: do you have any pets? what are their names?

mango: what is your trademark?

passion fruit: how would you describe your style?

pineapple: sexual orientation?

strawberry: favorite desserts?

cherry: can you play any musical instruments or can you sing?

grape: if you could take a vacation anywhere in the world, where would you go?

banana: favorite horror movies?

blackberry: is your life an action film, a comedy, a romantic comedy, or drama?

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

cantaloupe: what are your parents’ names?

guava: dark & dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

tangelo: if you could be any mythical creature, which would you be?

plum: favorite clothing brands?

coconut: favorite perfume?

lychee: satin or lace?

blueberry: what do you want to dress up as for halloween?

apple: what do you use more, tumblr or twitter?

kiwi: what’s something that fascinates you?

watermelon: do you have a job? if so, what is your job title?

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic? 

cranberry: favorite time of the day; morning, afternoon, dusk, or night?

nectarine: would you consider yourself an emotional person? 

orange: do you have long eyelashes?

apricot: what do you do when you’re sad?

star fruit: favorite sea creature?

dragonfruit: do you drink alcohol?

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WATCHING

Oh my god this is fucking AWESOME! This is so fun!

I didn’t know what to expect, but it’s really extremely good. And it’s easy more thriller-esque than it is comedy.
It’s funny too, but it’s got me in a dizzying adrenaline rush…
And you can stop with the “Kristen Stewart doesn’t smile” talk. She smiles in here, even if she doesn’t smile, I smiled because she made me smile, she’s a funny chick.
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Two friends are just hanging out, when one of them decides that it’s a good time to start cracking some jokes. Tragedy soon follows.


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MUSIC

Grimo - Pleasure to Meet You

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Triune Sound - Torn Identity

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Peter Sandberg - Implode

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Greg Kocis - Funky Drum Track 110 BPM

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In The Movies (Evan Hansen x Reader)

TW: smut, swearing, REALLY BADLY WRITTEN LOL RIP

WORDS: 1,397

Requested: yes!


Friday nights in the Hansen house were dedicated to movies and cuddling. Heidi always had evening shifts at the hospital. Both you and Evan hated the thought of him being alone, so you started a tradition. The weekly ritual began with dinner (courtesy of the leftovers in Evan’s fridge), and continued into watching whatever movie ABC was broadcasting. Usually, movies like Frozen, Hoodwinked, or How To Train Your Dragon were what was played. But this faithful Friday evening, the broadcasters of ABC decided to play a movie that was rated R. 

           The movie started out fine. It was about two undercover cops. One was nerdy and played by the rules, and the other was ‘a wild card’. It was a standard action-comedy film. There were a few odd sex jokes here and there, but for the most part it was just explosives and a lot of boobs. As youou finally started to understand the plotline, the movie began to get a little… risky. Risky turned into PG-13, then PG-13 turned into a full-blown sex scene. The man in the movie was making out with his damsel in distress. His hands flown up to her top, flashing her boob-job bosoms. 

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Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Malcolm Arakanbe. I’m a straight-A student with nearly perfect SAT scores. I play in a punk band with my friends and I’m a 90s hip hop geek. A bad day for most geeks would be being the butt of jokes but when you live in the Bottoms, a bad day could look like this.

Dope (2015) Dir. Rick Famuyiwa