act: chris hemsworth


Thor is a hammer-wielding god associated with thunder, lightning, storms, oak trees, strength, the protection of mankind, and also hallowing, healing and fertility. Thor is the husband of the golden-haired goddess Sif, and the son of the god, Odin and the personified earth, Fjörgyn. By way of Odin, Thor rides in a cart or chariot pulled by two goats, Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr. Thor wields the mountain-crushing hammer, Mjölnir, wears the belt Megingjörð, the iron gloves Járngreipr, and owns the staff Gríðarvölr.

Imagine Strange fucking up a spell and accidentally sending Loki and Thor into our world. They wake up as Tom Hiddleston and Chris Hemsworth, respectively. They have none of their abilities and they have to learn to live as their human counterparts, which includes living their lives, acting in the new Avengers movie (they suck at acting), etc. Loki is amused that he has so many fangirls, but hates how Tom is such a nice guy, and Thor laughs at his attempts to play nice. They look themselves up on the internet and are embarrassed of their actors’ early roles. They end up being chased by Tom’s fangirls, and Loki learns that having an army might be overrated…

Basically, like the Supernatural episode The French Mistake.

Deleted lines from the Thor: The Dark World script #77
  • Loki!Odin: I cannot give you my blessing. Nor can I wish you good fortune.
  • Thor: I know. *(turns to leave)*
  • Loki!Odin: If I were proud of the man my son had become, even that I could not say.
  • Thor: *(makes sad face)*
  • Loki!Odin: It would speak only from my heart. Go, my son.
  • Thor: *(smiles)*
  • Thor: *(frowns)*
  • Thor: Loki...?
  • Loki!Odin: Er...
  • Thor: You little brotherly shit.
  • Loki: Ha! Yeah.
  • Loki: How did you know it was me?
  • Thor: *(laughs)* Well, all that stuff you just said was a huge giveaway. Father *never* would have said anything so warm and caring and selfless and full of pride...!
  • Loki: *(laughs)*
  • Thor: *(smile fades)*
  • Loki:
  • Both: *(awkward, silent sobbing)*