act drunk

pyreo  asked:

For some reason I was thinking of Sans taking his suit trousers on and off. On, butt. off, Absolutely Nothing. On, butt. Butt magic.

thank you for introducing “butt magic” into my vocabulary - from now on that’s how i’m gonna explain sans’s butt to people who complain about it

Why People Hate Tony Stark

The List:


You know who else is arrogant? Proud? Perhaps has that as their baseline trait in their origin story?

Stephen Strange (origin story)
Thor (origin story)
Wade Wilson
Wanda Maximoff
Loki (who deserves to be called out on his shit)
Howard Stark (who deserves to be called out on his shit)

Never hear people calling them villains. (Save Loki. Who is one.)

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You know who is canonically selfish?

Steve Rogers
Stephen Strange
T’Challa
Wanda Maximoff
Pietro Maximoff
Wade Wilson
Howard Stark (who deserves to be called out on his shit)

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else is rich?

Hank Pym
Stephen Strange
T’Challa (he’s a king)
Howard Stark (who deserves to be called out on his shit)

Never hear people call them villains.

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You know who else gets angry?

Steve Rogers
Clint Barton
Thor
Bruce Banner (and this one’s dangerous when he does)
Hank Pym
Peggy Carter

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who got so angry with someone they spent an entire movie trying to kill or destroy them?

Wanda Maximoff
Pietro Maximoff
T’Challa

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else took a kid onto the battlefield, or fought beside said kid, without saying a word about their age?

Steve Rogers
Sam Wilson
Natasha Romanov

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else helped build Ultron?

Wanda Maximoff
Bruce Banner

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who killed people for their own personal gains?

Wanda Maximoff
Pietro Maximoff
Thor

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who stole things or otherwise broke the law for themselves?

Steve Rogers
Sam Wilson
Scott Lang
Thor

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else’s backstory hinged upon them killing, or facilitating the killing, of others?

Natasha Romanov
Clint Barton
Wanda Maximoff
Pietro Maximoff
Bucky
Steve Rogers
Bruce Banner
Rhodey
Wade Wilson
Peggy Carter

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else injured a (fellow) Avenger – not even including the airport battle?

Steve Rogers
Wanda Maximoff
Bucky
Thor
Scott Lang
Bruce Banner

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else is a genius?

Hank Pym
Stephen Strange
T’Challa
Howard Stark (who deserves to be called out on his shit)

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else had bad ideas that affected the world?

Hank Pym
Wanda Maximoff
Pietro Maximoff
Bruce Banner

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else sometimes doesn’t listen to advice?

Steve Rogers
Bucky
Stephen Strange
T’Challa
Thor

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who follows others blindly? Perhaps believes in every word this other says?

Sam Wilson
Clint Barton
Scott Lang

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who worked for an evil organization?

Wanda Maximoff (willingly)
Pietro Maximoff (willingly)
Bucky (unwillingly)
Natasha Romanov (unwillingly)
Clint Barton (if his backstory follows canon; we don’t know enough) (willingly)

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who else put their loved ones in danger?

Scott Lang
Thor
Howard Stark (who deserves to be called out on his shit)

Never hear people calling them villains.

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You know who sent the kill order for Steve and the others?

General Ross

Rarely hear people call him a villain.

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You know who else hits below the belt verbally?

Steve Rogers
Clint Barton
Scott Lang
Thor
Hank Pym
Natasha Romanov
Wanda Maximoff
Pietro Maximoff
Mrs. Spencer, for gods’ sake
Howard Stark (who deserves to be called out on his shit)

Oddly enough, all of these are to or about Tony Stark. Never hear anyone call any of them villains.

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You know who else shows, on-screen, the ugliest parts of mental illness?

No one.

Steve Rogers’ depression manifests in sad looks and lonely asides. He never shows the rage or the self-hatred. His reckless behavior is lauded as attempts to protect others. He never self-harms, does drugs, or attempts – or even talks or is shown thinking about – suicide. Bucky’s PTSD is practically unseen, despite the fact that it should damn well exist on-screen, in the same depths as Tony’s. It does not. The best you get is more sad looks and pensive tension. That’s it.

Tony rages, acts recklessly, gets drunk, closes himself off, pushes people away, has anxiety that cripples him and makes him even more reckless, is shown tired, terrified, angry, lost, and hurting.

And he’s the one people constantly call a villain. He’s labeled egotistical, self-absorbed, selfish, disgusting. He’s treated like a villain.

So tell me, Tony haters… what is it you really don’t like about Tony Stark?

I hate these ship ask games bc they're basic so I'm just gonna make my own (don't reblog for straight ships)
  • 1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out
  • 2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes
  • 3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react
  • 4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love
  • 5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them
  • 6. What was their wedding like
  • 7. Is their friends/family supportive
  • 8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying
  • 9. Which one dissociates
  • 10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them
  • 11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?
  • 12. What do their dates look like
  • 13. How does each act when getting drunk
  • 14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them
  • 15. Have they saved each other's lives before
  • 16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless
  • 17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images
  • 18. Does one of them kinkshame the other
  • 19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them
  • 20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing?
  • 21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?
  • 22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride
  • 23. What kinda joyrides do they go on? Relaxing ones or wild ones?
  • 24. Where would they vacation for a honeymoon
  • 25. Do people ever get annoyed of their pda
  • 26. Would they live in the city or the country
  • 27. Which ones the red which ones the blue
  • 28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope
  • 29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there
  • 30. Do they dance together
  • 31. Do they sing together
  • 32. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners
  • 34. Are they a reckless couple or safe
  • 35. What be they kinks and do they try each other's kinks
  • 36. What would their valentines gifts be to each other
  • 37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?
  • 38. Which ones top, bottom, verse
  • 39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever)
  • 40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them
  • 41. Which one has a favorite movie that they have the other watch with them again and again
  • 42. How would one react if the other was to die
  • 43. Who dies first
  • 44. Do they want kids
  • 45. How would they spend their last moments together
Your Ascendant: Expression in Poetry

Felt like I should be writing today, partly because I was inspired and because it’s cathartic. Hope you all enjoy! 

Aries AC:   

a million and one sunsets cannot match the beauty of your smile // red lipstick smears on your coffee cup // and he says “care to come home with me?”

Taurus AC: 

sitting by the fireside with your oversized sweater, tired eyes // flawless without even having to try // please don’t break my heart tonight.

Gemini AC:

whispers turn into giggles, giggles into laughter // acting strange for strangers // drunk on the moonlight and maybe a beer.

Cancer AC:

you’re diving into the deep end, yet again // the craters in the crescent moon start to look like swimming pools // but dear, there are no ladders up in space.

Leo AC:

a conversation with the mirror turns into dancing in your lingerie // whiskey on the breath & a french manicure // that hair flip says: “don’t tempt me with a good time.” 

Virgo AC:

perfection leads to madness, but isn’t madness genius? // that’s what they call you, glasses and all // with a heart made of crystal that’s chipped from the world’s fist.

Libra AC:

lollipops and gumdrops, cough syrup in your cup // sickly sweet like strawberry taffy, drink it up // make a funny face and wish the next girl good luck.

Scorpio AC:

smoking outside of the city lines // the sky is red and you feel so alive // you don’t need a lighter, your penetrating gaze is the flame.

Sagittarius AC:

you’ll be the first to fly, so tell me what it’s like // riding on an elephant’s back, kissing another stranger goodnight // in the back of his car, another anatomy lesson.

Capricorn AC:

throw another pebble into the ocean and it splashes like a stone // you put on a brave face so nobody knows // won’t you stop eating yourself alive?

Aquarius AC:

your mind is like a never-ending movie, so don’t wait for those credits to roll // lucy told me that you two have met, you’re one in the same // her watercolor pictures wouldn’t let you catch your breath. 

Pisces AC:

step into the flowerchild’s garden or better yet, let’s step into her head // licorice dreams melt into cotton candy scenes // use a seashell as a cellphone & hear her voice.

-Admin L

∙ Masterlist ∙

 Reactions

✧ Bts reaction to you being drunk and acting sexy and they get horny.

✧ Jungkooks reaction to you whispering in his ear during dinner with the rest of the boys and telling him how bad you fucking need him naked, sweating and moaning on top of you.

✧ BTS reaction to their s/o telling them they want to be dom next time.

✧ BTS reaction to their s/o sitting on their lap and grinding against their crotch while they’re busy.

✧ BTS reaction to being caught masturbating.

✧ The members’ reaction to finding Jikook doing the laundry (having sex) in Hawaii.

✧ BTS reaction to their s/o wanting them (each member of BTS) to eat them out.

✧ BTS “cum face” (in response to a few asks)

✧ BTS reaction to you waking them up begging for sex. 

✧ Reaction to you being shy in the morning (after sex ya know) 

✧ BTS reaction to when you cum/touch yourself without permission.

✧ BTS reaction when their GF give them (blowjob-handjob) during Vlive

✧ BTS reaction to catching you masturbating.

✧ BTS reaction to their s/o saying no to sex because they’re mad.

✧ Bts reaction to you telling them that you’re not wearing underwear (and you’re wearing a skirt).

✧ BTS reaction to you telling them at dinner that your sex life has become too dull. 

✧ BTS reaction to you asking them to choke you during sex and call you dirty names.

 Visual Imagines (NSFW)

✦ [Jungkook] “The one to…” - A visual imagine. 

✦ [Jungkook] “The one to…” - A visual imagine (part 2).

✦ [Taehyung] “The one to…” - A visual imagine.

✦ [Suga] “The one to…” - A visual imagine.

~ Other members in the making ~

❃  Smut Audio (I might stop doing it) 

❥ Jungkook trying to be quiet in the bathroom.

❥ 3 minutes of Taehyung moaning until he cums.

❥ Taehyung’s lil jerkoff sesh.

❥ Taehyung edging himself (VIDEO). [Tumblr removed it]


  BTS body appreciation posts 

♥ Appreciate our hope (whole body)

♥︎ Jhope’s red hair (1)

♥︎Jhope’s red hair (2)

♥︎ Suga’s hands (1)

♥︎ Suga’s hands (2)

♥︎ Suga + Jimin (ticc lips and tongue technology)

♥︎ Jimin’s dangling dick

♥︎ Jimin’s fingers (with rings)

♥︎ Jimin’s thighs

♥︎ Jimin’s neck

♥︎ Jimin’s lips

♥︎ V - the biggest dick in BTS

♥︎ V’s long fingers

♥︎ V is ticcc

♥︎ V’s collarbones



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◀︎ I’m doing my best to grow the masterlist but as a college student I can’t do reactions that often. I hope you can understand and bear with me 😂  ▶︎

i ̡thik͞,̛, i ̨h̛ad,, ̢o̡n͘e toơ ma̸ny͟.̡
( drunk! anti )
i ̡thik͞,̛, i ̨h̛ad,, ̢o̡n͘e toơ ma̸ny͟.̡

you people and your silly requests ;b

hey̵,͜, h͟e͝y bab̀y͜. ̵you̡ a̵n a̡ng͞ęl̵?̡ ca͜use,, ͠i͘m all̡e̡rgic tò ̵féath͟er̀s̸.̴ get it͡?̨?͘ ̵ca͝u̢s͜e ̸i͏m̡ a démon̴ ͝s͝urṕrìs͢e ͞h͝a,,̀ sơ,,̡ ͝li̡,̷, lis̸te̛n ͡f͝or ̵a ͢śec ҉,̵,͜ ̕i j͢ųst,, i͜m ̵so alo͠ne,̀,͡ i ͝ne͠e̕d s͘o͝me̸o͠ne b̴es͡id̵e̷s͟ ̶dark͠. ̢daŗk ͞is̷,, ̡h̡e’s ͢h҉ơt,̵,͘ i͞ ͏a̡ìnt̡ ͠gon҉na ͜l͞ie. h͝e̡ lơo͜ks ̡pr̛e̷t̢ty ͘ģo̶o̶d̡ ͡i̴n a͏ ̧s̡uit,͡,͘ ̕bu̢t i ͏jus҉t–̧,, ͜hę w̷ant̸s͢ me̷ de҉ad҉.͘ ̨a̕n͞d͡ like͠,̶,͡ ͜how can ͡i̢ ̷ḱiss̀ a̛ d̕u̵d̸e̶ i̴f̀ ̷h̢e’s ̸gon̷na͟ ͘k̡il͜l̨ ̛me?͢ ,,͡,͞ sh,,̴ ͏don̴t̀,, ̕d̷òn̢t͠ t͏e͠ll̵ h́i̴m,͞,̨ t͞his͞ ̨is b͟e̸twèen me ̧an̴d y͟o̡u ͝b̨a̶by. especįal̢l͘ý w҉i͘th̶ ̡a͡,,͏ ̷i҉t̵,̷, the͜ ̧,f҉f̢ pa҉nda ̀h͘at-̷-͝ ̵ *bottle glass breaking and anti hitting the floor, passing out*

Oghren as a character makes me so sad because like…. the concept was there. Alcoholic warrior who fell from grace in his realm? His entire story in the Branka arc? So good. So much meat there. Even when you first meet him, hes violent and rough and boozey, but he has a personality. Hes smart. Hes motivated. He has a heart of gold, and you can see it. But after that quest he just? Has no character? His entire personality is reduced to “drunk”. He gets almost no development, and what he does get afterwards is gross and seedy. Hes lecherous and dirty, and not in a fun, interesting way. The game’s “dirty drunk uncle” act it plays with him isnt funny. Its annoying, and it feels like hes taking up space.

I know not all media is perfect, and lord knows Dragon Age is far from it, especially Origins, but its just so disappointing that Oghren wasnt the best of our companions, not the worst. Because like, he had potential. They just squandered it in favor of a cheap trivialization of alcoholism and chauvinist jokes

Facts, Logic, and Canon: Lucy’s feelings for Natsu

   Fairy Tail seems to be reaching it’s climax, and as such the pairings in which Hiro Mashima is pushing for is becoming more and more obvious. Likewise, the pushback from fans who oppose these ships is becoming more and more apparent, and I am beginning to notice a disturbing trend. Discussions about pairings are becoming less and less about facts and logical interpretations of the canon material, and becoming more and more about accusing the other fanbase of acting in ways that triggers them. No more. It’s time for a return to form. 

This is the cover page of chapter 416. Now, I cannot possibly cover all of Natsu and Lucy’s relationship in one post. There is simply far too much content. To make things far less time consuming for me, I will limit this post to only material since the X791-X792 timeskip. Material from the omake specials, movie, OVA, and anime, will also be largely excluded. Most of the fanservice will also be excluded. I simply cannot go through all of the material in one post. 

This is from chapter 419.  After Fairy Tail disbanded, the one Lucy most wanted to see was Natsu. This is not an opinion, and there is not much room for interpretation. Plain and simple, this is definitive proof that Lucy missed Natsu the most. 

Lucy chased after Natsu when she found out he was leaving from his letter. Lucy did not have the same reaction to anyone else when Fairy Tail disbanded - and seeing as none of them purposely tried to avoid her when they left, it would have been far easier for her to follow them. 

This is Lucy’s outburst for Natsu leaving her behind. This was in response to Natsu criticizing Gray for leaving Juvia behind. 

 When Lucy thought Dimaria was about to stab out her eyes, her last thought was Natsu. Interpret this how you will. Lucy may have been calling out for Natsu to save her. Or she may have been worried about what would happen to him. Or she may have simply thought of him because it gives her hope. Either way, all roads lead back to the same conclusion.

Upon waking up from the aftermath, finding Natsu was Lucy’s first priority. In fact, Lucy was in such a rush to find Natsu that she forgot she was naked.

When Lucy finally arrived at where Natsu was, she rushed to hug him. If it wasn’t obvious how much Lucy cared about Natsu by her actions and thoughts up until this point, it should be fairly obvious now. It will continue to get more obvious below. 

Not to say that Lucy doesn’t care about Juvia and Gray’s conditions, but you can clearly tell that Lucy was the most worried for Natsu. This is evident in both the way she carries Natsu…

… and by the way she cradles him after Irene’s attack.

Lucy is willing to strip down and use her body heat to warm up Natsu. 

Upon Natsu waking up, Lucy can be shown visibly shaking due to relief. 

Lucy’s first instinct is to hug him once he wakes up. Once again, you get Lucy calling Natsu a dummy. You get Lucy saying how worried she was over Natsu. You get Lucy so caught up in the moment, she forget she’s naked.  

…And this is Lucy’s reaction when he thanks her. 

 If everything up until this point wasn’t clear enough, this is how Lucy acts when she is drunk during the Christmas Special.   

I’ve said this before, and I will say it again. If you’ve been keeping up with Fairy Tail and are not in constant denial because of personal bias, you can clearly see that Lucy has feelings for Natsu. Even with a reasonable degree of bias, you cannot deny that Lucy having feelings a higher probability than her not. It is only when you are unreasonably biased against NaLu, that you would deny this. The evidence for is overwhelming compared to the evidence against, and we are long past the the point of plausible deniability. I will stand by what I say, and what I say is that Lucy having feelings for Natsu is the simplest and most direct conclusion after having observed her various actions throughout the most current arc. 

MBTI types as people I know

MBTI types as people I know
I’ve seen this a lot around here and I thought heck why not
Written by an INFJ

ISFJ
- Best Friend
- Seriously get yourself one of these they’re THE BEST
- Super stable and don’t like drama
- You can have fun with them over really small things like sharing M&M’s on the way to school
- Can cook like heaven
- Easily offended so watch your mouth
- Will share anything with you but you have to ask first
- Mom friend

ISTJ
- Best Friend
- JUDGMENTAL AF seriously go to a random city with them and they can give an half hour roast on a stranger’s shoes
- Notice literally everything
- Likes their cats over you and will send you adorable snapchats of them
- Will argue with the teacher and ask impossible questions until they cry
- They’re aesthetically gifted
- Sometimes does things that make you go “wtf kid” but you love them anyway

INTJ
- MBTI buddy. I introduced them to it and now they finally feel like somebody understands them even if it’s just the internet
- Seriously if you know one of these TALK TO THEM AND ASK THEM QUESTIONS they’re usually quiet but if you ask they’ll like that
- Intriguing
- Emotions are not their thing so don’t be feely with them
- They can’t cry
- Will somehow get you to tell your deepest traumas at 2 am for no apparent reason
- Do not take their painful, mean, accurate comments too seriously or you’ll end up with a major inferioritycomplex

ESFP
- Highly Recommended
- You can talk to them about literally anything
- Seriously there is no private when you talk to one of these which is kinda nice because sometimes there’s shit you can’t even tell your bff and that’s when the esfp comes in handy
- Will do stupid stuff and then continue to do even more stupid stuff
- They mean well but it somehow goes wrong every time
- Drama Queen
- GOSSIP they’re not good at it but if you wanna shit talk about someone they’re yours
- You easily forget you’re angry at them
- Feed them lemonade and say it’s wine and they’ll believe you and act drunk

ESFJ
- Perfect
- Annoyingly Perfect
- They join like five giveaways a day and they actually win something
- SO DAMN LUCKY
- Confident af on the outside but secretly pretty insecure
- Friends with everybody and they genuinely like everybody
- Knows everything about everyone but you don’t know a thing about them

ENTP
- Lazy genius
- They do everything except for the things they have to do
- PUNS. MEMES. MORE PUNS.
- Has watched a lot of shows and will remember every single episode which is great because they’ll understand your references when others don’t
- They have no sense of timing
- Sometimes make harsh comments without knowing the impact on someone and then act like the others are being petty
- They mean well but they’re not very insightful
- Snapchat game is on point

ENTJ
- Supersmart and annoyed at people who are not
- Watches horror series for fun
- Probably was the kind of kid that operated on their stuffed animals with real scissors
- They have a strange liking for the dead
- They care a lot about their friendships
- They expect you to feel what they are feeling and are Highly Disappointed when you don’t
- Secretly cinnamon rolls

INFJ
- I MET ANOTHER ONE OF ME HOLY SH*T
- I had never met one of me so you can imagine my happiness
- Big Sis Friend who shares everything with you
- They know about literally everything and everyone’s secrets
- Will get you to spill your crush and darkest secrets without asking and without returning the favour
- So pair them with an INTJ and you got yourself a duo that knows it all
- So nice omg (this is where she and I are different because i’m not as nice as her)
- They care about you A LOT even when they don’t say it
- Not the best talkers but write like Shakespeare would they want to

INFP
- So innocent
- Their pure souls don’t even know what smut is and all that
- PROTECT THEM AGAINST THE CRUELNESS OF THIS WORLD
- They always have food and/or are talking about food
- Under appreciated
- Cry over every goddamn movie even Kung Fu Panda
- They will tell you when you’re being rude or when you death stare and they won’t go easy on you
- Put them together with an INTJ that results in a ten-minute lecture on being nice from the INFP it’s hilarious
- Not taken seriously but you should because they give pretty damn good life advice
- “If you ever wanna be happy in life, buy purple sunglasses”

ESTJ
- Will someday be president
- Moral knight
- Will sigh at your stupidity but help you anyways
- Not the best at communication when it comes to group projects
- You only know you love them when they’re gone because then you realize that they are the link between everyone in your friend group and without them everything falls apart
- The one I know is super innocent idk if that goes for all ESTJs
- Is willing to do A LOT for their friends
- The grumpiest grump or a super hyper and happy no inbetween

ENFP
- Way too nice
- Seriously they’re nice to everyone so I’m never sure if they genuinely like you or if they’re just being nice
- Look good in every goddamn photo even when they’re not trying
- They look like happy campers but they have secrets that they don’t wanna tell to anybody (except to the INFJ and i’m really annoyed it’s the one I know and not me)
- Did I mention they’re too nice?

INTP *the intj friend wrote this because he knows the intp better - Really likes food - The best person to have an argument with, but will at the same time try to agree with you if it means something to you - Sleeps 12 hours a day - Always late - Looks after and cares for his friends a lot although they don’t notice it - Does not like telling intimate stuff - Needs to solve the fuck out of everything - The best person to have stupid and meaningless conversations/arguments (something in between) with about the immortality of lobsters

I’m sorry to istp, estp and isfp (edit: and enfj, so sorry!) i don’t know any of them