(I don’t own/ didn’t record these!) Also, they’re all on YouTube!(it’s unfinished so far!) (I really love brackets, but if any don’t work, I can probably get a different video for you from somewhere else, just send a message. I have a heck of a lot of links)
Do you want to quote more Shakespeare in your life but never find opportunities to say “brevity is the soul of wit”? Do you rarely hang below balconies exchanging love vows with the daughter of your enemy? This is just the list for you.
“What an ass am I!” —Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2
“I am not a slut,” —As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 3 (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here,” —The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2
“Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways,” —Henry IV Part 2, Act 4, Scene 5
“This is the excellent foppery of the world,”
–King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2
“Making the beast with two backs,” —Othello, Act 1, Scene 1
“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool,” —As You Like It, Act 5, Scene 1
“To tell thee plain, I aim to lie with thee,” —Henry VI Part 3, Act 3, Scene 2 (Works great for courting hot widows.)
“I would rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me,” —Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene 1
“I wasted time, and now doth time waste me,” —Richard II, Act 5, Scene 5
“Marry, sir, in her buttocks.” —A Comedy of Errors, Act 2, Scene 5 (No judgement here.)
“My horse is my mistress,” —Henry V, Act 3, Scene 7 (Uh, there might be something wrong with that.)
“Thou dost infect my eyes,” —Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2
“Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit,” —Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5 (“Wit” is Shakespearean slang for penis.)
“[Wine] provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance,” —Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3
“I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, than feed on cates and have him talk to me in any summer-house in Christendom,” —Henry IV Part 2, Act 4 Scene 1
“Now, gods, stand up for bastards!” —King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2
“Villain, I have done thy mother!” —Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2 (This means exactly what you think it does.)
“And thou unfit for any place but hell,” —Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,” —Henry VI Part 2, Act 4, Scene 2
“Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.”
—Othello, Act4, Scene 2
she went from a characiture of Bored Shitty Teen Daughter to digging up her grandpas grave to use his portal gun to try and rescue him from space prison because she knows damn well he hasnt abandoned them and that he shouldnt be there
Scene 1 Act 1:
It opens on a small fragile girl. All girls are fragile. She falls open on a bed too big for her. It swallows her whole. Everyone swallows her whole. She’s too much to handle. She breathes out but she can’t breathe.
Scene 1 Act 2:
It’s dark. But it’s always dark. The camera follows her around a washed out bathroom. Blood stains are splattered from her wrist to the bath towels. They’re colorful. She’s more colorful.
Scene 1 Act 3:
Asleep on the bathroom tile, an EMT wakes her up. It’s a hospital bed and it’s an IV and it’s the tapping of pens and it’s ‘are you ok?’ and it’s and it’s and it’s silent.
Scene 2 Act 1:
It’s Tuesday and it’s cold. She hears people getting better. She disappears.
Scene 2 Act 2:
Phone calls from distant relatives and cold coffee. They forget to say they love her. Everyone forgets to say I love you.
Scene 2 Act 3:
There is no happy ending.