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MBTI Types as Night Vale Intros

INFJ: The sun has risen. You are awake. This symmetry is not without meaning.
INFP: Dare to dream. Do it. We dare you. Go ahead, dream. It’ll be fine. We promise.
ISFP: Just act natural. Just act like all of nature. Just act like the entire cycle of life and death and change and rebirth.
ISFJ: Kill it with kindness. And if that fails, kill it with sharp sticks or knives.
ESFJ: If you love something, set it free. If it doesn’t come back, it probably died of sadness because it thought you loved it.
ESFP: This is a story about you,“ said the man on the radio, and you were pleased, because you always wanted to hear about yourself on the radio.
ENFJ: Remember that you are a beautiful person. You’re a weird-looking tree, but you’re a beautiful person.
ENFP: I know you are, but what am I? What am I? What am I. What AM I?
INTP: To err is human, but to err is also computer. We’ll have to find another test to reveal which of us are secretly bots.
ENTP: The optimist says the glass is half full. The pessimist says the glass is half empty. It is only the truth-seeker who wonders, ‘Why is the glass there? Why is there water all over the floor? Why is it covering every other surface of the house? Who – or what – is doing this to us?’
INTJ: The secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time.
ENTJ: We all have to start somewhere. We all have to end somewhere, too, but let’s concentrate on the other thing.
ISTP: It’s all right. All right. Allll right. Allllllll right.
ESTP: Regret nothing. Until it is too late. Then, regret everything.
ESTJ: Numbers don’t lie, but humans using numbers lie all the time.
ISTJ: Don’t judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the harmful messages it contains.

Welcome to Night Vale.

Act Natural

Cassian Andor/ Reader

Words: 1,033

Summary: You and Cassian find yourself in a predicament: an Imperial officer is questioning why the two of you are hanging around in an empty alley. Time to act natural.

Prompt: “Heyy could you write a some Cassian Andor x reader fluff?”

Tagging: @kwaiky, @attentionseekingprincess, @ly–canthrope

Requested by: Anonymous

Author’s notes: Anyone want some fake relationship fluff? I got u, fam. I hope you are feeling much better, anon!! I really wanted a fluff fic done by Valentine’s pero candy is half off today so I mean, technically the 15th is better than Valentine’s Day.


Reconnaissance missions suck.

You run on a gamble of either getting what you need or leaving the planet empty handed. The mission called for gathering intel on the possible Imperial occupation of an Outer Rim planet.

“In and out,” Cassian tells you once you enter the city.

“Whatever you say, captain,” you snort.

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Wolves can be… Coy
 

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Fluffy Post-Reveal Adrinette Things
  • “*giggling* Your teeth” “omg” “*giggle snort* I keep hitting your teeth” “marinETTE” “*scream-laughing* I’M SORRY” “I’m getting braces” “no no no pls chaton I love your teeth hahahaha*snort*”
  • Adrien whispering things in Marinette’s ear at school and she’s giggling harder and harder (mostly because it tickles) and the rest of the class just looks exhausted
  • Adrien attempting to teach Marinette Chinese again and trying (and failing) not to laugh at her but she’s so hopeless and she keeps whining and swatting his arm
  • *bangs pots and pans together* BIG SPOON MARINETTE
  • Dates at the Agreste mansion. Gabriel is actually present for the meals and Marinette CANNOT act natural, God help her
  • Adrien casually leeeeeaning on Marinette when he wants to look at what she’s doing
  • Adrien shoving his entire head under Marinette’s hand because he wants her to play with his hair (he falls asleep after a few minutes)
  • Marinette making funny faces at Adrien during photo shoots so he’ll laugh more naturally
  • Mama and Papa Cheng open the trap door just a bit to see how the bebs are doing with their studies, and their desk chairs are pushed up right next to each other’s!!! and they do that cute tag-team swoon (Marinette hears them and screeches at them to go away)
  • Walking to school together. Holding hands. Doing that arm swing thing but like ridiculous high until they’re trying to windmill it and turning themselves around and Alya and Nino are like “wat r u doing”
  • Marinette carrying Adrien piggyback and running around the school and they’re both laughing and enjoying themselves and Alya and Nino are like “seriously wat r  u doing”
  • Sneaking out of class to transform during akuma attacks together. But like exaggerated synchronized sneaking with the huge steps and everything
  • Rubbing each other’s temples when they have headaches
  • Putting ridiculous clothes on the Ladybug and Chat Noir statue in the park every April Fools Day
  • Marinette trying Adrien’s rock climbing wall. “You keep going, I’ll keep admiring the view,” says Adrien from down below, causing Marinette to fall.
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INT: [about which members act different from real life in front of the cameras] For Woozi, it’s “Woozi is manly in real life but he acts cute in front of cameras.

WZ: “Cute… I act cute? Who said that? […] I’m the type that doesn’t like to act cute.”