This Is My Life Now
Context: The elf PC Ka'eighaitl'iiynn (pronounced Kaitlyn) just had an emotional breakdown and is crying into an NPC’s chest.
DM (me): So, fun fact- elf tears are highly acidic, so when you pull away you see lines burned down the front of their shirt.
Khaightllyne (OOC): Wait, so would elves have acid-proof makeup?
DM: Yeah, they’d have some kind of magical protection.
Khwbk8lgjbwughiwhlyn: Does that make us Basic bitches?