ace is the best

anonymous asked:

May I get headcannons about Keith, Shiro, And Lance finding out that their S/O is asexual. Bonus points if the way the find out is sorta ironic/funny. 😊

ayy ace asks are the best

(bonus headcanon that lgbtqa+ is taught in sex ed in their universe)

(this is gender neutral, as always)

You and Dem Bois™ were playing go fish. and you just couldn’t help but make a joke.

You hold up an ace card “Yo look it’s me!” while literally making the “:D”  face; that is not a human expression. how the hell are you able to even contort your facial features in such a way???

Emo-Edgelord Cactus boi (Keith)

  • Gives a mildly surprised joke before making every single Demi-pansexual pun in existence.
  • Is now a little more comfortable around you. 

Space Daddy™ (Shiro)

  • Asks you to explain the joke. He doesn’t even know what ace is. he missed most of his sex ed classes in perfect-high-school-of-the-future.
  • Oh. That’s actually kinda funny.
  • he makes a god-awful ace pun every once and awhile to humor you
  • When you complete a mission: “Guess you’re an ACEsassin now!” :D
  • probably sometimes goes over the top with being supportive of you.
  • he jus wanna be a Gud Boi™

Redneck Lancelot (Lance)

  • Pretends not to notice what you said until someone asks for an ace. He picks you up.
  • “Is this your card?”
  • Now makes a lot of card puns around you
independent.co.uk
AC/DC co-founder Malcolm Young dies aged 64
AC/DC’s co-founder and creator Malcolm Young has died aged 64. The legendary guitarist passed away surrounded by family, following a long battle with dementia. Born 6 January 1953 in Glasgow, Scotland, before emigrating with his family to Australia in 1963, Young was best known for being the driving force behind the band he co-founded with his younger brother Angus in 1973.

Roisin O’Connor at The Independent:

AC/DC’s co-founder and creator Malcolm Young has died aged 64.

The legendary guitarist passed away surrounded by family, following a long battle with dementia.

Born 6 January 1953 in Glasgow, Scotland, before emigrating with his family to Australia in 1963, Young was best known for being the driving force behind the band he co-founded with his younger brother Angus in 1973.

He wrote the band’s material and came up with many of their biggest and best guitar riffs. AC/DC would go on to become one of the biggest rock bands in history, racking up hits including “Back In Black”, “Highway to Hell”, “You Shook Me All Night Long”, and many more. The brothers were credited as co-writers on every song they recorded, from their 1975 debut High Voltage to 2014’s Rock or Bust.

In April 2014 it was announced that Young would take a temporary leave of absence to receive treatment for dementia, before retiring permanently in September that same year.

He was replaced by his nephew Stevie for the band’s last tour promoting the 2014 album Rock Or Bust, with his blessing.

Hope Y'all Don't Mind Listening To My Shit
  • Father: *some strangled animal cry*
  • Me: *takes earbuds out*
  • Father: *warped* Oh no
  • Me, to myself: Oh yes daddy... why do I say these things?? Isn't that like from Caillou?
  • Father: *yells up to me* AC/DC's guitarist is dead!!! *makes another strangled noise*
  • Me, to my cat: Right, I forgot dad is best friend's with AC/DC
  • Cat: *stares at me*
  • Me: It's sarcasm Earl, you're supposed to laugh

anonymous asked:

I'm sorry about the problems you're having with other people not accepting that you know yourself - I can sympathize as a fellow ace - but I also love you *pokes the titty politely*. It's the best -zephyronthewind

Bless you, hahaha. It’s just frustrating bc I find that coming out as ace in real life is extremely hard to explain without people talking over you. They go, “oh you’re just a lesbian, call yourself a lesbian!” Or “oh youre just shy, try harder!” Please stop talking over me and writing it off as something else just because it’s easier for you to understand. Please listen to me. Please respect that I have years of struggling to understand myself that you do not. Please accept that you might not understand it ever, and that’s actually okay.

In my experience, I find that the only people who actually understand it have their brains wired the same way (or nearly). My allo friends usually say, “I dont understand it, but I support you and I’ll keep trying to understand.” And like. That’s all I need. Seriously. Thank.

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Update Again!

Pride Bees Post 1

Row 1 - transgender pride, asexual pride, bisexual pride
Row 2 - rainbow/gay pride, lipstick lesbian pride, lesbian pride
Row 3 - pansexual pride, genderfluid pride, non-binary pride

Pride Bees Post 2—-> here.

The bee with the axe is based on one of the lesbian pride flag designs.  Yes, sometimes TERFs use this flag design, but I have also gotten many messages from lesbians that use the flag and are not TERFs. More about that —->  here.

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op:I have no idea if anyone feels the need for more pride flag colored bees, but here is a few more.

UPDATE: i guess there was a need so MORE BEES.

the best running theme of Phoenix Wright is that he 100% just rolls with whatever relationship other people decide to have with him. His only girlfriend basically just walked up to him and said “you. we’re dating now and you love me very much” and he was like “yeah okay, lemme know if you have a sweater I can wear to really drive the point home.” The Fey sisters basically grabbed him and said “I guess you’re our brother now” and he was like “yeah sure do you have any family drama I could get involved in?” Even Trucy just sorta told him “hey you’re my dad” and he was like “Mm. Guess I’d better get a job, huh.”

Do you ever think of all the beautiful sexualities and genders there are out there? Like people found something that describes the way they feel and they’re happy being their authentic selves while knowing what that is. It’s just great man.