ace and cakes

  • Me, an asexual: my sexuality makes me invisible. Watch this.
  • Friend: you know that's just metaphorical, right? You aren't actually-
  • Me: *walks up to a store employee* I'm asexual.
  • Store employee: haha no you're not. No one is asexual, that's not a thing. You can't live without sex, honey. You're just a late bloomer haha or maybe you're saving yourself for someone special. Or you're just so sad and pathetic that you can't find a boyfriend. Or are you gay? You're totally gay, just admit it. You ...
  • Me: *steals a cake, three oranges, and a dozen candy bars under their nose while they continue to talk nonsense*
  • Friend: holy heck