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‘But do we teach?’
'Only if no alternative presents itself,’ said the Dean. 'We show'em where the library is, give 'em a few little chats, and graduate the survivors. If they run into any problems, my door is always metaphorically open.’

Terry Pratchett, A Collegiate Casting-Out of Devilish Devices

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