So, obviously a lot of people who write fan fiction aren’t from England, which is cool and amazing, but I noticed that a lot of authors were concerned that they hadn’t portrayed England accuratley. I was then asked by my American friend to proof read a fic, to see if it was accurate enough.
So I was inspired to make this post, which is basically, Ellie telling you all sorts of stuff about England that people write about in fan fiction.
(I know some people don’t mind being inaccurate which is absolutely fine)
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Aries: ALL Aries
are angry and loud sons of bitches. They will hit you if you don’t like their favorite color. Every Aries is ½ Chris Brown and ½ The Hulk.
Taurus: Are well known for being pretty and boring. They gotta fat ass but no brains. Every Taurus is a Kardashian.
Gemini: Will con you into anything. They will steal your Jordan’s and then sell them right
back to you. Every Arab that sells fake Michael Kors is a Gemini.
Cancer: Has no real talent other than sandwich making. Every single one of them
owns fourteen aprons. They are born and die in the kitchen.
Leo: Has no friends because they spend most of their time in the mirror.
No Virgo in the history of the world has EVER belched.
grow up to be musicians and experiment with heroin and other fucked up shit. Their lives are a never-ending line of cocaine.
Scorpio: No Scorpio knows the meaning of forgiveness. They still talk shit about their third grade teacher who gave them a C- on a homework assignment once.
Sagittarius: Is the wanderer of the zodiac. This is just a nice way of saying they are homeless. You’re forty-eight, Ian. Get a job.
Capricorn: There is no such thing as a Capricorn with
good intentions. They are the type to keep AND USE voodoo dolls.
Aquarius: No Aquarius
was born on this planet. They are all adopted. Most Aquarians like astronomy because they’ve been to all those places. If
you want to know what the food is like on Saturn, ask an Aquarius.
Pisces: Spend every weekend sitting inside a bathtub with a bottle of scotch crying about the one that got away.
“I wish that Hera was the villain in Hercules, instead of Hades. It follows the original mythology more closely and it would’ve made a really awesome villain. I like Hades and all, but Hera would’ve been crazy awesome!”