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Three Birds and a Shuttle

“I told you guys, this one is a bit…um…”

“Risque?”

“Yeah, that works,” Thundercracker admitted, hands clasped on his lap as Skyfire tried to supply the right word for what Thundercracker’s latest writings were. Skywarp was eagerly devouring the text, a huge grin over his face. Starscream stared at it with his mouth agape, something akin to flustered horror on his face. Buster was not allowed to be in the room at this time, as Thundercracker was already embarrassed enough that Skywarp had found his smut.

(Aka Skywarp finds Thundercracker’s personal erotica stash.)

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okay look, i know rodimus is technically the same rank as megatron, but megs clearly sees him as a subordinate who resents megatron’s authority. megatron spent the last four million years with a different subordinate who resented his authority. four million years is a long time. habits form.

so what i’m saying is, when is megatron going to accidentally call rodimus starscream?

I think one of my favorite things TFP gave the franchise was that scene where arcee and starscream are commiserating about how much they hate airachnid and starscream accidentally admits to killing cliffjumper - directly to cj’s vengeful partner - because he is physically incapable of shutting the fuck up about it

otterwillow  asked:

Thought, what about breakdown and knockout going on a double date with lug and anode, breakdown shows pics of wildbreak as a bean, everyone is alive it's v happy and gay

The four of them meet in the space between iterations, the little gap between the Transformers Prime show and the IDW comics, where Breakdown and Lug never died and Wildbreak is explicitly mentioned to be their son. Knockout shows them photos of Wildbreak when he was little, before that damn combiner team of boyfriends convinced him to move really far away to earth. Breakdown reminds him that they go to visit constantly, that Wildbreak is fine, and Knockout complains about having to drive on dirt again.

Anode confesses about her “misconception” of sorts, and Knockout mentions that he has an old pal who had a role in Transformers Animated, where there were literally dozens and dozens of babies to spare. He could pull a few strings, give these lesbians a baby if they want. Lug explains the stupid plot device of LL5, and Breakdown is so pissed off about it he punches the fourth wall, giving you, the reader, a bloody nose which he immediately apologizes for.

“TF writers still don’t know how not to kill the gay ones, huh?” Breakdown jokes, but there’s a pain in his voice that all gays understand.

“Even Bumblebee, the gayest of the gay, bit the dust.” Knockout says with a deep sigh, helm in his servos. “We’re all doomed.”

“Tell me about it,” called the shrill voice of another gay, the gay king of Cybertron, slipping into the in-between with his stupid crown and cape still on, “I just hooked up a couple in TAAO and now we only have two more issues before cancellation. No way THAT’S ending well.”

“Yeah, and I’m still gonna be a ghost. A ghost!” Bumblebee’s adorable gay ghost whined from over Starscream’s shoulder, visible in this realm where death didn’t matter.

“Wait, what’s even still running? It’s just Lost Light at this point, right?” Anode asked the group, who communally shrugged.

“This sucks.” one of them said, and it didn’t matter who, because all the others were immediately acting like they were church ladies, all nodding in somber agreement.

auro-isa  asked:

For the sleep meme.... u should already know :3c

HUEHUE yis :3c

  • Who is a night owl: Starscream
  • Who is a morning person: Windblade
  • Are they cuddlers: hell yes
  • Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon: it doesnt matter 
  • What is their favourite sleeping position: on their side
  • Who steals all the blankets: Starscream
  • What they wear to bed: theyre,,they dont need clothes bUT if ur talking human au then,,idk imo just tank tops n shorts bc it s practical
  • Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: Starscream
  • Who falls asleep mid-conversation: Windblade
  • Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: Starscream :)
  • Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: Starscream 
  • Who can’t keep their hands to themself: Starscream ;)c

I feel like I need to do something more lighthearted, so how about a Decepticon meme?

“Meet me in the pit!” is something you’ll hear every so often among Decepticons- in no small part because it’s one of Megatron’s most memorable quotes- especially considering where it was said. During a live-broadcast of a debate Megatron managed to get in attendance for, he grew frustrated with the Senate’s constant pecking at him (and bare in mind, this was all orchestrated specifically in an attempt to humiliate Megatron by overwhelming him publically so as to discredit the Decepticon movement) and told a senator, right to their face

“MEET ME IN THE PIT!”

Megatron is incredibly embarrassed about it, but he’s used to hearing it and tries to own up to it, because he knows it was the result of him losing his cool and being provoked, but he basically knows that one of his most famous speeches was largely forgotten because afterwards he told a senator, effectively, “FIGHT ME” and then was carried out by security.

On occasion he’ll say it to those closest to him as a joke, as a disproportionate response. Like Starscream accidentally whaps him in the face with a wing and Megatron just sighs and deadpan goes “meet me in the pit.” and then goes back to whatever he was doing.