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[In my opinion] this is a gorgeous song that should be shared more, so here. 

Mostly this is for Tsu and AZ since it sounds like it could make a good Sky/Star song for them, if we’re talking ships.

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METAL ZOMBIE DRAGONS

Imagine this (especially in lightning flight areas); you’re traveling, and suddenly you hear an ungodly screech of metal grinding against metal, and you see this giant bronze statue looking thing heave itself off the ground and into the air at you as you fly.  Half-corroded and with lead or oil or zinc or silver or coolant leaking out of it, hissing and spitting as it attacks.  Way too heavy to fly but it doesn’t care about that shit.  It’s just lashing out.  It can’t fly but it can sure as hell make sure you can’t either.  Suddenly there’s another.  And another.  Are they communicating?  Who knows?  You don’t, and no one else will either because they’ll disappear with any remains you might have left.

Metal Zombie Emperors.  Accidentally digging into something you think is a huge pipeline and angering a sleeping behemoth that needs no food, no magic, no energy, and writhes to life at the drop of a hat.  Ridgebacks tell stories of forbidden places in the Expanse that Stormcatcher allows no one to live in because there’s been fights between these metallic beasts and their fleshy counter parts and their corpses still lie buried, slumbering, but never quite dead.

[Headcanon] How Kumo really ended up with the Nibi.

Alternatively: That one time Tobirama made friends with the Necromancer Hellcat.

Because I can totally see the Nibi trolling the Shinobi world. Mito thinks it’s hilarious, and Tobirama has got to get his kicks somehow.


It begins when Mito seals the Kyubi into her navel with nothing but ink and chakra. Suddenly the whole shinobi world is gearing up, ready for battle. In the idiot-mind of Tobirama’s older brother (seriously, this naïve trusting nature of his will get him killed someday) the best thing to do is to track down the other bijuu, seal them up into nice little packages, and ship them off to neighboring countries.

‘Everybody gets a Bijuu!’ He announces over the kotatsu during dinner one night, beaming at his own brilliance.

Tobirama facepalms when he hears this.

Mito snorts, but secretly she agrees with her brother-in-law.

This can only end in tears.

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IM WATCHING THAT EPISODE OF SPOOKSVILLE WHERE THEY ACCIDENTALLY GO TO A ZOMBIE UNIVERSE AND ADAM TRIES TO START A VAN SO THEY CAN GET OUTTA THERE AND HE REALIZES IT’S A STICK AND IS JUST “I LEARNED AUTOMATIC I CANT DRIVE THIS” AND EVERYONE ELSE IS LIKS “ WHY DIDNT YOU LEARN ” AND THEN THEY REALIZE NONE OF THEM KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A STICK
IM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I LEARNED TO DRIVE A STICK BEFORE AN AUTOMATIC AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN A TV SHOW WHERE YOU GET SCREWED OVER FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO DRIVE A STICK AND IM SO HAPPY

More fef fanfic thoughts

Okay, but consider:
Very Obviously Vallite Royalty!Corrin (complete with: people assuming Corrin and Azura are siblings; Very Suspicious Panicked Cover Ups by Garon/anyone who knows about Valla/Vallites and can’t say anything; Blue Haired, Golden Eyed Corrin)

Water Powers™!Corrin (where everything is the same except that Corrin’s apparent canon ability with water–that only shows up when transforming into dragon form–is Much More Powerful. Basically Waterbender!Corrin.)

(Actually for Realsies) Halfling!Corrin (where that bit where Corrin is literally half dragon god is Much More Apparent. Possibilities include: slower aging, differing psychology/social development, Instincts™, accidental zombie uprisings)

Groundhog Day!Corrin (where Corrin has done this all before–way to many times. Including Birthright, Conquest, and Revelations Routes, along with a generous helping of Angst or crack or both.)

Seer!Corrin (where that tidbit where Mikoto has visions and Anankos is also apparently capable of them combines and leaves Corrin functionally a seer with very little control. Good time for hurt/comfort.)


I am having too many writing feels at 2:00 AM for comfort halp

My new fave ship, Natla/Boaz, actually took over my dream last night. Now, of course I plan them to meet in my fanfic and they will be *doing science* but in this dream they just… accidentally… started a zombie apocalypse with their experiments (remembering the Sanitarium in AoD, it might not be that unbelievable).

And Lara was there too and (probably?) also Kurtis and the four of them just had to fight their way out through the zombie infested building and Lara’s all “What the hell how did that happen???” and Natla’s all “It was an accident? Oops? Who knew what would happen, right?”

Anyway a zombie apocalypse sadly wouldn’t fit into the fic but this dream was hilarious.

anonymous asked:

The types in a zombie apocalypse please.

ENFP: Goes off on their own, naively and stubbornly believing they can handle everything themselves. They either survive due to pure luck, or they can be seen among the zombie hordes as one of its members.

ENFJ: Wants to be leader of their survival group, but cares too much about people to make the hard decisions. Ends up running into a swarm of zombies to save a loved one and getting a chunk taken out of their arm.

ENTP: Unruly scientist who’s convinced he has a cure. “If you’d all just follow me through this zombie-infested area so I can get to my lab I could create an anti-virus … . or maybe not! We’ll see!”

ENTJ: Is the antagonistic leader of the opposing survival group. Comes in and raids your party’s supplies like bandits. Takes your bitches. Reorganizes your shelves while they’re at it.

INFP: Survives zombie apocalypse by sticking with a close-knit group of people. Goes on to write a best selling book about their experiences.

INTP: Is the scientist who accidentally started the zombie virus in the first place. Oops.

INFJ: Travels great distances alone, despite the obvious danger, to find a friend or family member and see if they’re all right. If found alive, they stick with them no matter what. If found dead, they turned into a hardened badass bitch.

INTJ: “This doesn’t even make any sense. How are the dead walking? How is it that their rotten muscles and ligaments can support their frame? How can they form the pressure to bite through skin when their teeth are rotting? How are they getting nutrition from brains when their internal organs are no longer functioning? How–” *gets bitten*

ESTP: Is the weapon-wielding macho badass. Punches zombies in the fucking face.

ESTJ: Declares themselves leader of the survival group. Leads well, but shuts down anyone who goes against them.

ESFP: Finds their heaven in an abandoned mall, spending days trying on all of the clothes. It’s the loneliness that kills them.

ESFJ: Is the ultimate caretaker of the group. One day doesn’t feel appreciated enough and unexpectedly goes batshit insane and kills everyone.

ISFP: Charms others into letting them take stupid risks. Somehow lands themselves in a crowd of zombies.

ISTJ: Tirelessly builds shelters, makes weapons, and hunts for food. Is the working backbone of their group and does whatever needs to be done. Efficiently stabs every zombie in the head that comes their way.

ISFJ: Gets stuck taking care of the baby that some idiot decided to have despite it being the zombie apocalypse

ISTP: Ultimate survivor in a zombie apocalypse. They were born for this moment. Makes weapons on the fly, fights like a boss, takes no prisoners.