accidental nuclear launch

*goes to the bathroom as quietly as possible as not to wake up my grandma*

*trips in the dark, knocks over 50 things, activates the burglar alarm, startles the dog next door into barking, activates a bunch of car alarms, falls through the living room window, calls every police siren to my location, gets shot repeatedly, springs every single criminal from jail, blows up a nuclear reactor, accidentally launches the nukes inadvertently causing world war 3*