accidental doubles

Daily Drabble #384 (for 17/04)

V: characters are handcuffed together

“So just to recap,” said Martin, trying to stay calm, “The handcuffs were actually your idea?”

“They were talking about needing to keep someone out of the way,” Arthur explained. “I didn’t know they were talking about us.”

“But you lent them your departmentally-issued handcuffs.”

“No! I just… told them where they were.”

“Arthur, the idea is for the policemen to handcuff the criminals…”

“I know that!”

Martin sighed. “I wish they hadn’t taken our phones.”

“Yeah. I’ve got some games on mine. It would have passed the time.”

“Or we could have phoned Douglas.”

“Ooh, good idea, yep.”

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Happy birthday Japan! (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧

National Foundation Day (建国記念の日 Kenkoku Kinen no Hi) is a national holiday in Japan celebrated annually on February 11, celebrating the foundation of Japan and the accession of its first emperor, Emperor Jimmu on 11 February 660 BC

So I finally went through omgeverythingplease and here are things that I didn’t know
  • Bitty is OBSESSED with food. OBSESSED.
  • Boy has a *problem*
  • Like I know we like to headcanon that Bitty goes into some sort of media, but he’s more likely to become a food critic. Basically he’s more into the “baking” part of “baking vlog” than the “vlog” part.
  • Holster is a grumpy messy bitch.
  • For real, the team seriously debated who was grumpier: Jack or Holster
  • (for like, a hot second, before the answer became obvious)
  • (It’s Jack. Jack is the grumpiest)
  • Ransom and Bitty are very close friends. Close enough that Bitty chirps Holster that he’s being replaced via tweet.
  • Ransom and Bitty get PSLs from “ ‘Bucks”.
  • That is a quote. Eric Richard Bittle has called Starbucks, ‘Bucks.
  • (I bet he calls Target, Tar-zhay too)
  • This one was a bit more analytical: we found out about Jack coaching peewee via Bitty’s twitter
  • Bitty is the one who tells us that the Jack says the kids call him “Coach Z”
  • Because Bitty is the one who typed out the tweet, if the kids called Jack “Coach Zed”, he would have spelled out “Zed.”
  • Therefore we can assume that the kids called Jack “Coach Zee” and not “Coach Zed”
  • However this revelation by Jack was immediately followed by a debate over Zee vs. Zed. So who really knows?
  • I still don’t know how either of them pronounces “pecan”
  • More after the cut because this is getting long

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some K-pop asks?
  1. who has better body rolls ____ or ____?
  2. do you prefer _____’s maknae or ______’s maknae? (send two groups)
  3. fave solo artist?
  4. fave group?
  5. fave song by _____?
  6. who do you think the best dancer in K-pop is?
  7. if you could spend a week with _____, what would you do together?
  8. which member of _____ would you go to in the middle of the night if you had a bad dream?
  9. fave MV at the moment?
  10. what flavor of ice-cream do you think ______ would be?
  11. who is your ____ bias and why?
  12. soft songs or loud songs, which do you like better?
  13. you’re stranded on an island with _____. using only three words, describe how you feel.
  14. fave girl group?
  15. fave boy group?
  16. your favorite body part on each member of ____?
  17. best singers in K-pop?
  18. who do you think would do well as a solo artist?
  19. who do you think is the best dancer in _____?
  20. who are some of your top bias wreckers?
  21. list your current favorite groups.
  22. list your current top biases
  23. would you rather take pictures with your favorite group or have a handshake session with them?
  24. what are some songs that remind you of your biases?
  25. do you have a favorite live performance?
  26. fave picture(s) of your bias(es)?
  27. when did you get into K-pop?
  28. truthfully, do you get jealous/envious when you see your bias with another boy/girl?
  29. favorite fanfic?
  30. fave choreography?
  31. you’re favorite thing, personality-wise, about each member of ______
  32. are there any songs that remind you of your bias(es)?
  33. which idol is closest to your ideal type?

Customers like to think they’re so smart.

The other day I accidentally double scanned a loaf of bread. I guess she heard my register beep twice but didn’t bother looking at the screen that details what she bought.

On my end, I immediately realized what I did and immediately and automatically fixed the error before moving on. All in one smooth motion, no interruption.

So what does she do?

“Didn’t that bread double-scan?”

So what did I do in response?

I turned to the customer screen, found the error, and pointed to the line that said “item cancelled” all without saying anything.

I know what I’m doing, sweeties.

Series Masterlist:

You Are The Winter Soldier. (Complete)

You, Bucky and Steve are best friends before the war. After Bucky and Steve die during a plane crash, Dr Zola and his team come for you in order to initiate the Winter Soldier programme. It’s a matter of life and death to try and remember the man you once loved.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Final Part


Red & Silver

Reader befriends Natasha Romanoff in the Red Room, but Natasha has a lucky escape. She manages to join the Avengers, leaving the reader to be recruited by HYDRA and turned into an ultimate weapon to replace the one they lost.

Part 1, Part 2Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 - PART 9 COMING SOON!


Drabble series:

Summer Loving

Reader and the female Avengers book a holiday house for the summer. But, due to complications the male Avengers have accidentally double-booked the house and they have to share. It’ll be a summer to remember.

x

Torn

Working for the Clown King & Queen of Gotham is hard, so when you are arrested by the Avengers after a set-up you are shown an easier lease of life. A mysterious man with a metal arm catches your eye and you find yourself confused as to where your heart truly lies…

x x x

Fanfic Writer Wednesday, 4/5

When we were talking about the monthly self-recs, @sequencefairy gave me a great idea. Once a month, do a round-up of all the fic I’ve recced on my blog. Only… I haven’t done a FWW post in ages, and there’s a lot I’ve loved just in the first three months of the year… So I’m going back to January 1. And I’m splitting it into multiple weeks, so there will be a post every week in April. 

Doctor/Rose:

  • Found and Lost by @whoinwhoville 
    • One of my favourite fics ever, back online again! Ten x Rose, post New Earth, telepathic bonding, romance, happiness… what more can you ask for? Adult
  • Fobbed!Nine x Rose by @professortennant
    • There’s not enough Fobbed!Nine, and this is so, so good. All ages
  • Seeing Double by @wordsintimeandspace
    • Ten x Rose–the Doctor accidentally creates a double of himself, one who has no hearts-to-mouth filter stopping him from telling Rose how he feels. Teen
  • Timeless by @tenroseforeverandever
    • Christmas fluff! Post-reunion fluff! I loved the lighthearted humour in this story as they worked out their misunderstandings and finally moved their relationship forward. Teen
  • Miracle at the Powell Estate by @rudennotgingr
    • Jesse really writes the best Protective!Doctor fics. And this one is so good, plus it’s holiday themed, plus the classic “I thought you didn’t do this kind of thing” and the Doctor proving that he definitely does. Adult
  • Stolen Hours by @perfectlyrose
    •  Dimension hopping Rose meets Six! And she absolutely nails his personality in like… under five minutes. It’s brilliant. And of course he is instantly smitten, because every Doctor x Rose Tyler. All Ages
  • Same Auld Lang Syne by @caedmonfaith 
    • Nine/Rose holiday au fluff with long-lost lovers. :D All Ages
  • Perfect Match by @lastbluetardis
    • Okay, I’m sure most of you have read/are reading this, but just in case… Ten/Rose soulmates AU. It starts when they’re kids and takes you all the way through their developing relationship to their honeymoon. It is romantic and wonderful and I love everything about this fic. Adult for the last few chapters
  • Met Their Match ch 2 by @dimensionhoppingrose and @lastbluetardis
    • Ten/Rose matchmaker AU. Rose is a professional matchmaker, and James is her problem client. But does she even want to match him up?

Miraculous Ladybug:

Sherlolly:

palpablenotion  asked:

Do you have any prompts for a polyamorous relationship where A and B are together, B and C are together, but A and C aren't? Anything from A and C being friends / brotp to hating each other but loving B so darn much.

  1. Character A is in hospital. Character C supports Character B (and Character A?) during the time.
  2. Character A and Character B are out together when they run into Character C.
  3. Character B has to leave the town for a while and Character A and Character C support each other during their absence.
  4. Character A needs professional help from Character C.
  5. Character A has known Character B longer and helps Character C pick a gift for Character B.
  6. Character A and Character B are considering having/raising children together and Character C isn’t sure how to feel about it.
  7. Character A and Character C decide to hang out to get to know each other better.
  8. Character B has to decide whom to spend the holidays with.
  9. Character A hates hearing Character B talking about Character C.
  10. Character B hates Character A and Character C talking ill about each other.
  11. Character B accidentally double schedules dates.
  12. Character A’s family/friends don’t know Character B is also involved with Character C.
  13. Character B forgets a gift for Character A at Character C’s place.
  14. Character A breaks up with Character B and it affects Character B and Character C’s relationship as well.
  15. Character A and Character C think Character B may be interested in another person so they band together to investigate.

Another prompt set on polyamory can be found here.