abyssalleviathan

abyssalleviathan asked:

hEY I LOVE ASK THINGS you should do my name it's Megan

yO I LOVE ASK THINGS TOO haha okay yeah!!

M. ICE CREAM OR COOKIES?

Cookie dough ice cream. (boom. roasted. yeha)

E. MY BEST FRIEND. already done!

G. FAVORITE PLACE.

UH places that have memories I guess haha 
My grandma’s house, a certain arcade, a wildlife preserve near my house, stuff like that.

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

He and I weren’t talking much. Like, after kissing, he’d go on facebook and scroll through it boredly while I was right there. There was no friendship in it anymore, and that sucked.
When I went to break up with him, I gave him another shot, y'know? We sat in a Taco Bell for an hour without saying anything, because if I didn’t start it, there were never any conversations. After an hour, I pointed this out – and then he had a ton to say. Go figure.

N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT? already done!

look at this.  do you see this.  this fucking.  this fucking gay ass official art.  look at how fucking gay this is.  i.  i’ve never seen anything so gay.  i spend most of my life looking at gay things but.  but this takes the cake.  the fucking rainbow cake covered in sparkles.  holy shit.  i cannot get over how homosexual this is.  you fucking.  you fucking lesbians.  stop ruining my life.

they are such fucking lesbians but they’re also

fucking lesbians u feel

so remember the friend I told you about who did the Chell cosplay well once she mailed me a potato that she painted

just the potato

no box or anything

wrote the address and put the sticker straight on the potato

omFG i ’m laughing can you imagine being the mailman that had to deliver a potato tho

I told my friend that I was competing for a fair maiden’s hand in marriage and he looked at your blog and told me to step up my game

So I decided to make more stupid references (the food will have to wait I’m rather far away from you right now I’m sorry)

oh my god don’t even worry my knight in shining armor you are still winning