no man, you're imagining the bra thing all wrong. I do it up in the front, with the band down at my waist, so its not stretched. Twist it around, still at waist height, pull it up, put the straps on, then do the swoop+scoop to get all my breast tissue into the cup. I do it this way bc some of my bras have like 5 hooks, cause theyre longline and also bc its easier to do it when you can see what you're doing. I kinda wish i could do it without looking though, it seems cool. Also ur blog is great.