abstinence club

i love thinking about a modern-ish college au for Dragon Age like ugh

  • Varric’s Tale of the Champion is essentially friend-fiction that he self-published to share amongst his friend group, except now it’s gained a widespread popularity amongst the student body. Everyone either loves it, hates it, or wants to be in the next installment.

  • Anders takes Pounce with him to all his classes, typically inside of his hoodies or on his lap during lectures. His roomie, Justice, makes sure to tote around a copy of the doctors note that basically states Pounce is a legitimate service animal for Anders.

  • Isabela and Zevran are thick as thieves, literally. They like to see just how much shit on campus they can steal or what locks they can pick without getting caught. Also always the organizers of Friday’s trivia night/pub crawls

  • Sera pranks people indiscriminately though the worst ones are enacted against those ponces who brag about how their parents pay for everything and are way too high and mighty in their ‘rich tit’ status. No one is even sure what classes she’s enrolled in. Also the Friends of Red Jenny is definitely a thing and you can’t even join them, yet you distantly know at least 3 people you suspect of being part of the group

  • Elves are adverse to wearing shoes around campus, but they say it’s a religious thing so the faculty aren’t keen to force them to do anything. Basically Merrill, Velanna, and Solas just walk around barefoot for the hell of it

  • Speaking of Solas, everyone is positive he’s narcoleptic. He’s more often strewn across some couch in the library or commons than he is in his own dorm, at every hour imaginable. He says something about lucid dreaming or astral projecting and how it’s more enjoyable in ~new locations~

  • Dorian? Always in the library. Always. And he makes a mess of it too, loathing the system and also the outdated research material. If he wasn’t so attached to his own copies of books, he’s stock the place himself. Definitely the type that would mourn the loss of the Library of Alexandria in this day and age

  • Wynne is the guidance counselor that everyone adores, the surrogate mother that takes good care of everyone who visits. She never fails to check in on her regulars and make sure they’re stable and getting enough sleep/food.

  • Iron Bull is definitely that guy that makes a show of taking an entire handful of condoms from the student lounges when it’s at its busiest. Still lost his eye from defending Krem against gross frat dudes who meant to make an example of him

  • No one is sure if Cole is even enrolled at the school, despite the fact that he’s always there?? And he has this uncanny ability to show up at all the right times. You’re hungover? Somehow he’s got water for you and some aspirin. You’re failing you’re classes? He knows exactly what to say to help motivate you and get you back on track. And then he’s gone.

  • Sebastian is like the president of the abstinence club and also extremely religious, therefore always at odds with Morrigan, who is an outspoken atheist. Everyone’s a little scared of Morrigan anyway, thinking she’s going to hex them or obliterate them with her sarcasm and wit.

  • Alistair bringing his new mabari puppy to school, precious little Barkspawn, because he can’t keep it at home and everyone takes it upon themselves to protect Barkspawn from getting taken away by the RAs. He becomes so lovable and popular when he grows up that he’s some kind of honourary school mascot and basically belongs to everyone

  • Josephine being the student body president with Leliana, always organizing things and Leliana knowing everything about everyone. Basically they’re flawless and the school loves them (and maybe is a little afraid)

  • Blackwall insisting he’s part of the Grey Wardens fraternity, except he never went through the initiation for whatever reason (he won’t talk about it), so he’s not truly a member, but everyone thinks he is. Hell, even the Grey Wardens think he is?? so he’s always lying out his ass about the house traditions that he totally ‘gets’

  • Aveline is part of the campus police, naturally, and damn she cracks down hard sometimes. And yet it’s amazing what people like Hawke and Varric and the rest of that crew can get away with
There’s More To It Than That

You were sitting in your bedroom trawling tumblr for some pretentious hippie quote to annoy your friends with when you heard a thud behind you.

“Theo, are you insane? My dad’s home,” you yelled in a hushed whisper.

“He just drove out, you’re officially home alone,” he said lifting you up and kissing you up against the wall.

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Life is Strange Theory

Kate was dating Jefferson (spoilers ahead)

At the end of Episode two, we have the option of blaming someone for Kate’s attempted or successful suicide. Nathan will claim that Kate was living a double life, and that it really surprised him.

Quote, “Kate had a double life. I was super shocked when I found out…” Nathan will say this if you blame David. Kate was living a double life, but not in the way we would typically think. She wasn’t involved with drugs, but she was involved with an adult man, her teacher Mark Jefferson. I don’t know if she was sexually active with him, but we know he has no qualms over killing and drugging teenage girls, he’d probably sleep with them too. (Stella’s good source? Frank Bowers.)

Kate also won’t tell Max the whole truth. She says she felt sick, and Nathan offers to take her to the hospital. If you blame Nathan, he’ll say, quote, “I said I was going to take her to the ER. She sobered up eventually.”

If you press Kate for more information, “That’s all I remember! I don’t know what happened… I woke up outside my dorm room the next day.” She says this very panicky and rushed. 

If you listen to Kate and Mark’s conversation outside the class room, Mark says, “You have to talk to me Kate.” She responds with, “Why? It’s all over, like me.” This could imply Jefferson ended his relationship with her because he saw the video and wasn’t very happy about it. Kate doesn’t remember that part of the night, and Jefferson is playing along that she wasn’t drugged. 

If you attempted to walk into the classroom while Kate and Mark are still talking, Mark will ask to talk to Max, causing Kate to say, “Oh I see, I’m not important to you anymore.” And she’ll walk away. It does seem like they were very intimate, and as I’ve stated before I doubt Mark qualms over dating his teenage students.

My theory is that Nathan was taking her to the ER, but Kate sobered up in the car, and asked to go to Mark Jefferson’s house. This video supports why I think that they did go there. Kate was Mark’s next victim anyways, so seeing her in a state of confusion and disorientation was just what he wanted. 

I’m about to go out on even a further limb here, but hear me out! Mark and Nathan take Kate to the bunker and have her taped up. Each picture represents each culprit, by the way (Taped up; Nathan; Bondage, Drugged up; Jefferson; Moment of despair in a dark corner, and finally passed out; Raymond Wells; Drunkard). This also applies to Rachel’s pictures.

Remember those ending sequences? That isn’t Max. That’s Kate, on October 4th, pleading for Mark Jefferson not to drug her.

So, the big question you’re all probably asking by this point is…why did he not kill Kate? Why didn’t Kate tell?

Well, Kate can’t. Kate has a reputation, she goes to church, she’s apart of a church group, and an abstinence club. Her family also seems to be well known, and somewhat rich. She has an image to uphold, and now with this leaked video? Who would believe her anyways? No body. Kate isn’t a liability because she can’t tell the whole truth. Rachel Amber on the other hand, who everyone liked, who woke up during the shoot, who was furious about being kidnapped and betrayed, oh well, she’s too popular to just let go. Rachel didn’t care about her social image, she would have hollered to high hell till she was heard. She was a liability. And she was taken care of.

Why believe Nathan of all people? Well, he doesn’t really lie, or at least he doesn’t seem to. And I really don’t think he wants this to go on anymore, you can see he’s cracking. I’m not saying Nathan is a good guy. But as we’ve learned, this game isn’t that simple. It isn’t about dichotomy, good vs evil. It’s a blend, showing us people aren’t black and white. Nathan included. Even Max can be mean and do bad things. Nathan has done a lot of bad things, but I don’t think he’s a bad person. And he doesn’t seem like a big liar to me. I think he’s scared of Max getting involved. He probably knows she’s next.

And hell, depending on your game, Kate was taken care of too, if you couldn’t save her. So that’s my theory.

As a side theory, I don’t think Victoria was actually going to be the next victim, I think it was Max. But when she didn’t turn in a picture, Jefferson settled for Victoria.

An offer no one could ever refuse PART 4 - Luke smut



Author’s note : OMG your reactions to this mini-fic just melt my heart I swear. This is part 4 to “An offer no one could ever refuse”, for those who haven’t yet, you can read Part 1 // Part 2 // Part 3

I have a delightful time writing this, it’s amazing.

This part features drunk clubbing Luke as well, and a fictional character is present in this story, we will refer to her as Her/N since I don’t want to use a name, just picture that one girl you hate and have fun ;)



One month. One whole goddam month. I hate myself, I am a terrible person who deserves Hell. It has been 30 days since Luke and I had sex, or shall I say since I took his virginity without any scruples… I had done it selfishly, with no second thought, not for Ashton, not for Luke, only for me. I had wanted him from the first time I had seen him in all his perfection, broad shoulders, steel-eyes and awkward shyness. All of him.

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Fluffy Friday 

5x16 spoilers

“Is this why you’ve so grumpy today?” Kurt asks as he comes out of the bathroom, holding the pants Blaine had tried to put on in the morning. His hand is through the hole that looks even bigger when they’re not on. “I could fix these easily. I know they are your favorites." 

Blaine is sitting on his bed with a couple of books open next to him and his only reply is a grunt that makes Kurt frown. 

"Hey, Mr. Pouty-Face? Did you skip a meal or something? What’s with the mood?” Kurt asks with a gentle kick on Blaine’s leg. 

“They don’t fit." 


"They don’t fit!" 

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svveaty  asked:

heyy, so i was wondering if you could rec any good ziam fics/writers, preferably on ao3? thanksss :)

Hi! Sure, I hope you enjoy these! :)

Best Ziam authors:

Favourites: Lover Dearest, Not Happening, The List, Floating On The Water and Can I Keep You.

Favourites: Be More Like the Man You Were Made To Be, Like Peter Pan (Or Superman), Run For The Woods Now and the color of your cheeks (and the ink in our hearts).

Rubycrowned (An underrated author imo!)
Favourites: where i belong (and long to be), A Place to Rest, they were all messages of love [this one is half larry]

Also check out vastlyunknown, romancemesomeziam, gaysubtexts and retts.

Here are a few fics that I’ve read recently and liked:

And If the Hook Sets In by sunfair [35K, Explicit]
Illegal underground boxing AU.

people fall in love in mysterious ways by vanessamary [18K, Explicit]
Ziam Weekend AU.

What’s behind and what’s before by Justcarryon [11K, Mature]
Zayn is getting married, and Liam doesn’t know how to deal anymore.

Some Love Wait Till Its Time by wasp [63K, Explicit]
University!AU where heart-in-the-right place but always-trying-to-save-people Liam Payne meets slightly pretentious hipster Zayn and tries to mend his broken heart.

Boy Most Likely by saltwatergirl [54K, Explicit]
Zayn’s the chair of the abstinence club, Liam’s the last person anyone expected to join it.

Warm Blooded Animals by saltwatergirl [32K, Explicit]
An amnesiac soldier keeps a car crash survivor captive in a remote cabin during a snow storm. [This was good but really unsettling, personally. Do take note of the warnings before reading.]

Let Lips Do What Hands Do by erstwhiled [36K, Explicit]
You’re not supposed to fall in love with students, it’s unethical or something.

built to fall apart (and back together) by weareonceinalifetime
[15K, Not Rated]
The one where the five of them have been inseparable since they met at the neighborhood park when they were kids and Liam and Zayn were in love until Liam decided to change everything.

Be cruel to me (‘cause I’m a fool for you) by Paynegerous
[37K, Explicit]
The one where Zayn is a stressed out single dad, Liam might just be what he needs, Louis and Niall are always happy to babysit and Harry’s a loud snorer.

And Wonderful Is True by jannika [10K, Teen]
An AU in which Louis owns a bar he should probably close on Wednesdays, Niall turns down job offers, Zayn doesn’t make art anymore, Liam’s scones come premade and frozen, Harry cooks in other people’s kitchens, and two of them are lying. Or the one where Liam, Zayn and Louis are too tangled in each other to move anymore until Harry shows up.

Luck You Got by inkedimage
Shameless AU. [This one isn’t on AO3 but give it a read]

If you need more:

slight spoilers for the upcoming episode when Sam asks Klaine to join him in his abstinence club 

PG-13 (for some smutty references)

“Let’s say, just hypothetically, that… if we would’ve agreed to join Sam’s abstinence club, how long would’ve each one of us lasted? Who would’ve failed first?” Blaine asks one afternoon, running his fingers through Kurt’s soft hair, who has his head in Blaine’s lap.

Kurt lifts his chin then, eyebrows arching in mild surprise.

“Why are you coming up with this now?”

Blaine shoots him a quick grin, shrugging his shoulders before he replies, “I don’t know, just curious, I guess.”

“Well then,” Kurt says, groaning softly as he props himself up on his elbows to sit up, “It would totally be you.”

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The thing that pisses me off is when people start to sexualize Marshfield with the implication that such occurrence happens during the game. Like, you can give me all the bullshit excuses you want, but it comes down to two major points.
1) Kate has recently been sexually assaulted, in a situation in which most people don’t believe her because of the video, the head of security is investigating her so she doesn’t feel comfortable telling authorities(unless Max tells her to go to the police) and she is very vulnerable. She needs friends, like Max, in this time in her life. She need support.
2) Kate was the head of the abstinence club in Blackwell. If you think that she, for some reason, was ready for sex before the Vortex Club party, what in the hell makes you think that she is ready after such a traumatizing event?
Like, I’m not going to deny the fact that I ship Marshfield, but I can say that I do so with the fact that it is platonic in the game and after the events of the game could possibly have the chance of becoming romantic.
Shipping two characters with sexual intentions especially after one has gone through sexual assault is not okay.