absolutely adorable people

As requested by @gjoriin, here is stuff I love about Pidge :D

  • loves her family unconditionally!!!!!!
  • rambles when worried
  • also rambles when excited
  • really didn’t want to cut her hair off
  • the more tense the situation/less sleep she’s gotten, the less tolerance she has for Lance’s shit
  • loves video games
  • always wants to learn new things & know how everything works 
  • can?? think in binary code?????? how
  • tilts her head and/or readjusts her glasses when nervous
  • reprogrammed and adopted a fighting drone
  • also named it
  • gets annoyed when people touch her stuff without permission
  • carries a picture of Matt with her
  • *team does something stupid* *ignores them completely and keeps doing her own thing*
  • has allergies & used to hate the outdoors because of that
  • despite that she appreciates pretty nature surroundings
  • *glasses glint*
  • came up with the plan to steal money from a fountain to buy that one video game
  • cries openly
  • talks to her lion and modifies it with castle tech
  • is?? actually totally comfortable in dresses????
  • seems to really get along with the mice
  • has a diary
  • easily gets sweaty hands
  • built trash robots of her friends when she was lost in space - probably because she missed them
  • makes puns and waits for people to get them
  • hates peanuts but loves peanut butter cookies
  • curse her short arms
  • so small,, gets blown away easily,,, needs to be protected,,,,
  • can be unexpectedly clumsy
  • continued doing her job even when she heard how Shiro got tortured over the intercoms
  • *gets forced to leave her laptop* *whines and pouts*
  • tried to learn Altean and actually was successful to some degree
  • “aww you’ve got a cute little bayard” *electrocutes Lance* “yeah, it’s pretty cute”
  • made it into the garrison with a fake identity
  • can hack into pretty much everything, anywhere, even while talking
  • is sarcastic at times but is genuine about her feelings just as often, if not more
  • smart af
  • agreed to stay with the team despite her family being more important to her than anything else
  • fell asleep in front of her laptop
  • is self-confident and knows exactly what she’s capable of
  • but was still worried about not being the right paladin for the green lion
  • has the smuggest grin
  • sees tech: ☆*・゜゚・*٩(*▿*)۶*・゜゚・*☆

CONCLUSION: Pide is adorable,,,, I l o v e her

[keith] [keith with meta improvement] [lance] [shiro[hunk] [allura] [coran]

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Twelve Days of Twelve: July 18th: Team TARDIS

A relationship in all its forms, in the combination of a passionate and powerful Time Lord and a young woman so very similar to him.

advice for the signs
  • aries: you're full of ideas and they're always amazing! you are so much smarter than you give yourself credit for, even though you try to appear like you're a bit of a daredevil, you don't always like to come too far out of your cozy little comfort zone. but I promise, if you come out a bit more you can experience so many exciting things, and your abilities will make you shine like a star in the night sky.
  • taurus: not only are you are a badass, you're also super cool. if there are any haters its only because they want to be like you - really though. you just have an aura about you that pulls people in and once they get to know you, they don't ever want to get away. people want to overindulge in you, and if that wears you out then take a break and don't feel bad about it, your friends know you'll come back at the end of the day.
  • gemini: you're not a two-faced backstabbing bitch, you are a beautiful person who struggles with having to listen to an angel and a devil on your shoulders all day, which I can only imagine is super tough but you've done an incredible job to even come all this way and you should be so proud of yourself, I know I am. and lets take a moment to appreciate how you can walk into a room and suddenly be everyone's best friend with your natural charm and easy-going nature. you could take a bullet in the chest and your smile won't even falter. you're so determined to get what you want and you're so passionate and just everything you do is admirable. keep going, you rock this world.
  • cancer: if we're being real here, you don't actually cry *that* much. this is what it is - you have so many emotions swirling inside of you and they are like a beautiful storm of bright lights. and you should continue to let that out and share that beauty with everyone! but even with all that, you can be pretty hardcore and you are so strong, inside that whirlpool is a fire than burns bright, you should show people your intense passions as well as your caring side.
  • leo: you are amazing, and everyone around you knows it. if you're being too hard on yourself, lighten up a little because so far you've done everything right. everything happens for a reason, and if you feel guilty or sad about something just remember that your experiences have shaped who you are today - a beautiful, wonderful, magical creature with sparkling eyes, a loving soul and fabulous hair.
  • virgo: you work so hard to be on top of the game and I know how stressful that can be, but trust me when I'm saying that if you're doing the best you can, please don't push yourself any further. I'm sure you know what it feels like to get 3 hours sleep only to just scrape everything in on time, but you're doing just fine and please remember to reach out to your friends and loved ones and talk about how youre feeling. honestly, letting out any negativity makes you feel so, so much better, and you deserve the best.
  • libra: it's not that you're indecisive, you just like to weigh out all the pros and cons of a situation before you go into something - which is such a good idea, and I admire you for that. I bet you wish you had a crystal ball and could see the future to know how your decisions will turn out, huh? but the reality is that you should stop worrying about about the future and live in the moment. if you're not focusing on the present, you won't get to where you want to be in the future, and we definitely don't want to see you somewhere where your talents aren't being showcased.
  • scorpio: your personality is just so magnetic and you're so hypnotic, so many people absolutely adore you and would do anything for you - but sometimes they might not be 100% certain that the feelings are mutual. now, I know you love your friends and family so, so much with a fiercely strong love, but would it kill you to tell people that you love them and how you're feeling sometimes? everyone is here to help you and guide you on your journey to reaching the stars, but you can't build your rocket ship without the help of others.
  • sagittarius: you are incredible and so smart, it actually makes people stop in their tracks when you open your mouth and spout some beautiful, philosophical words of wisdom. or even just opening your mouth to say anything. everything about you is great but I'm not sure you appreciate yourself as much as you should. all the friends you have who love you should be an indication of how great you are. if you don't learn to love yourself, you might not be able to see through and out of your own little bubble and actually notice how much people care about you. because they care so, so much. don't you ever doubt that.
  • capricorn: your motto is work hard and don't take shortcuts, which is amazing and everyone admires you for that. it takes a lot of hard work and dedication to be you, and even if nobody mentions it, everyone is impressed. you're gonna go far, kid. but know that even if you're stuck in a rut right now you just need to jump a little higher and climb out. if you're stressed, talk to someone you trust and just open up and tell them what youre feeling. help them help you, and everything will be okay.
  • aquarius: we're not emotionless, we have a lot of feelings and we just choose not to express them because we're scared of people being overwhelmed by us, and we like to trust someone 100% before we open up. and there is nothing wrong with that. you're so good at listening to people's problems/how they feel and your advice is 10/10, but if you don't take time to talk to people about how you're feeling, you bottle everything up and one day it'll get so full that the lid will burst - and I know you're afraid of letting out all your feelings in one go, I definitely am. the only way around that is to let it out, bit by bit, slowly and over the years, to maintain your composure and sanity. and nobody will see you any different or judge you if you open up to them.
  • pisces: you're passionate, your creativity is out of this world, you're so good at helping people and you don't have a selfish bone in your body. you're always so up for helping people, and that is amazing! you're compassionate like no other, and your ideas are off-the-charts crazy cool. and you're not weak! you are perfectly capable of putting up your barriers, you just like to trust people enough to keep them down a lot of the time. and you're definitely not weak either, you've probably lived through some heartbreaking experiences, and you're still able to walk around with your head up and your heart open. now thats real strength.

During Phil’s latest live show on the 16th of March 2017, he spent a few minutes (30.30-35.20) just ranting about his degrees and his university experience. I loved that bit so much that I wrote down the first part of the “quote” and posted it here on Tumblr and the last couple of days, I’ve just been smiling so wide at all the tags people have added when reblogging. I think it’s safe to say we all loved that bit and it brought inspiration and smiles to so many.

I’ve compiled a list of all the tags on the quote post so far. It’s quite long so you can read them all below the cut. It took ages but it was so calming to read through all the love and appreciation written in the tags. If you don’t feel comfortable being part of this list, message me and I’ll remove you immediately! I don’t mean to make anyone uncomfortable.

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I cannot stress enough how toxic this fandom is. A person shouldn’t have to have so much anxiety in a fandom everyday over whether or not they are shipping what the others deem “okay” or if they colored the skin dark enough to please the people who hound everyone’s art.

And death threats over this? Seriously? You’re going to sit there and tell me you want someone to END THEIR LIFE over a goddamn ship or drawing?? Are you fucking kidding me?

There is a VERY fine line between wanting to prevent certain stuff and doing it in a good, healthy way, and taking it too far.

anonymous asked:

How would young!Gladio react of young!Ignis made the first move when they started dating? Also, what would their first kiss look like?

HHNNNNNGGGGG, young Gladnis is my weakest weakness, Astrals save me, it’s just so adorable and so fluffy and I LOVE IT SO MUCH. The gods bless entries like this because they’re some of my absolute favorites to write about, I get so easily triggered, and it always get so bad and long and this is going to be so much fun ahddsjgff <3

 [Edit: Gods, this was absolutely so much fun. The quantity of fluffiness in this post has murdered me and I hope it kills whoever wants to read it too. In a loving way, ofc. Only out of adorableness]

Okay, people, seatbelts on because we’re going straight into a mess of adorable puppy love for the Gladnis. 

Adding a Read More at some point due to length.

*DEEP BREATH*

THIS IS GOING TO BE

SO MUCH

FUN



Young!Ignis giving the first step into his relationship with young!Gladio, the latter reacting to it, and how their first kiss went:

  • Ignis is fifteen.
  • Young, still not adult-heighted, skinny fifteen year old Ignis because I can and want to make him this young, and you cannot stop me.
  • Fifteen year old Ignis has the most horrible and absurd and terrible of crushes on sixteen year old Gladio.
  • Ignis has literally no idea how to handle this.
  • It’s the first time he ever grows this sort of feelings.
  • Well, at least in these measures and as badly. <3
  • Young Ignis noticed and confirmed to himself what was going on with himself when Gladio lent him one of his hoodies.
  • “Here. It’s raining and you don’t like getting wet, so have my hoodie.”
  • Young Gladio gave excuses and took it very lightly, giving Ignis his own hoodie while he stayed in shirt, but to Ignis it meant so much, because Gladio was giving up not only his comfort but also putting his health to risk so that Ignis could be comfy and safe instead.
  • Ignis, you dramatic human being.
  • Young Ignis was red in the face the entire time heading home (the hoodie really was just necessary from the door of the Citadel to his uncle’s car, but still), and couldn’t stop feeling dinosaurs in the stomach and his head was going crazy repeating Gladio’s beautiful grin and words and actions.
  • Young Ignis couldn’t bring himself to take it off and slept in the damn hoodie.
  • When he woke up and remembered what he was wearing, all he could do was to bury the face in the pillow and whine because
  • ‘From all the people of Eos, I have to be crushing this awfully terrible on Gladiolus…’
  • Why couldn’t it be anybody else
  • Not that Ignis doesn’t like crushing on Gladio because it’s Gladio, it’s just that
  • It’s Gladio
  • Gladiolus The Most Charming The Most Handsome the Most Caring The Most Stunning Amicitia
  • Gladiolus I-Am-So-Attractive-I-Can-Pick-Literally-Anyone-I-Want Amicitia
  • Gladio who could pick anybody else, so if Gladio can pick literally anyone else, he could choose the best
  • ‘Not…myself.’
  • Ignis, you stop that, you’re perfect.
  • Turns out, Ignis tries to deny the feelings.
  • Failed.
  • Eventually, Ignis cannot keep the feelings in any longer.

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More of the weekend’s puppers.

Grow up big and strong for your families, little ones 💪

I really love Grantaire being insanely smart

Getting his PhD and graduating at a high rank, if not the top, of his class in liberal arts and sociology or something very broad and applicable to people and society.

And it infuriates Enjolras even more when he learns out how qualified Grantaire is because not only is he pessimistic, but his arguments against their causes are valid. They tear down and are dismissive of the goal, but his arguments are always full of useful critiques that help Enjolras patch up the holes in his plans (holes that not even Courfeyrac or Combeferre catch during their strategy meetings).

But also Grantaire just being able to have incredible conversations with everyone because he’s so intelligent. He has, at the very least, surface level knowledge on practically every topic thrown his way, so people absolutely adore talking to him because conversations can go any and everywhere.

He’s a huge proponent of trying things, so he has so many cool experiences and anecdotes because of it. It never fails to amaze people that he’s so interesting.

And he may be the most cynical man about society that Les Amis has ever met, but he’s also so full of curiousity about life that it never fails to awe the people he interacts with.

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Hi I’m so in love with this boy @lordessdoodle and he’s so wonderful and amazing and hes my longest relationship so far and hes just so great and I’m so happy and I wouldnt trade him for the world. He’s helped me through a lot and done more for me than anyone has before. I just love him a lot. Okay thanks for ur time hsjsjkc

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Shape of You - Ed Sheeran

anonymous asked:

Would you please be able to do baking with Ben Platt headcannons please?

- Every Sunday, you and Ben bake something together. Doesn’t matter what it is. 

- You’re a very experienced baker, and Ben is in awe of your baking skills the first time you bake for him.

- You try to help Ben make an apple pie, but it doesn’t end very well. There is stewed apple and flour all over the kitchen bench, and your aprons are messes.

- You decide that next week you’re baking cookies, because my god you were ambitious to start with an apple pie.

- Ben keeps eating bits of the cookie dough, but let’s be real, so do you.

- There’s always 80’s music playing when you bake, so when you’re washing up the dishes, you’re both dancing really badly to Michael Jackson.

- Over time, Ben gets really good at baking, and one day you come home to find the apartment smelling beautiful and Ben pulling a cake out of the oven. You have never been more in love with him.

- He bought the two of you really cute matching ‘Mr’ and ‘Mrs’ aprons, even though you’re not married. They’ve got little apples on them, and Ben thought it’d be funny to commemorate your first baking disaster.

- You love kissing Ben after you’ve been baking, because he tastes really sweet and it’s just fun. However, Ben loves to run his (now flour coated) hands through your hair, and you end up with flour in it if you let the kissing get a bit too carried away.

- You and Ben bake your wedding cake together, and everyone keeps asking who made it. You just smile and point at each other. Everyone thinks it’s absolutely adorable.

- After the wedding, people always ask you two to make cakes for different events.

- You eventually start charging people, because “Goddamnit Ben, I just want to overcharge Will for this cake. Is that too much to ask?”

Room of Requirement Draco x Reader

Reader has been a friend of Draco’s since first year much to his Dads disappointment. They get up to mischief all the time but are just friends though Draco does get jealous when reader has a crush or a date with someone.

Warnings : two swear words (female dog ;) )

Type : fluff

(I’m open for any request if someone wants to give me a suggestion for a new imagine)

My footsteps echoed up the whole tower as I tumbled away from Draco who was tormenting me with a spider charm (which he knew I hated).

I whipped my body around my Y/H/C hair flowing across my face, I then shouted “Ridiculus!” pointing my wand in the direction of the spider.

After a few sparks of scarlet light the spider turned into a clown which eventually shriveled up and singed into a pile of multicolored overalls. Draco stormed towards me laughing in his adorable tone. He was wearing his Slytherin scarf and robes as we were meant to be going to a Quidditch match. It was the biggest match of the year between Gryffindor and Slytherin so the whole school was empty and silent. Draco and I had hid in the prefect’s bathroom before running around the school casting various spells at each other.

”If Snape catches us Draco!” I whispered

“Calm down Y/N he won’t” Draco smirked tugging at my Y/H scarf. “I’m bored of running around. Lets play adventure, adventure!” Draco laughed pulling me back up the stairs and down a corridor. Adventure, adventure had been our favourite game since the first year. Someone picks a place in the school to visit and we try and get a souvenir from it.

“Let go Draco! You know this won’t end well!” I squealed laughing

He pulled me into a room with a huge mahogany door. My eyes were met with tons of cabinets filled with silvery and books. The room was tinted with a green light from the gloomy winter clouds reflecting through the window. The room of requirement.

“Hey Y/N look at this!” Draco hollered racing over to a cabinet filled with dusty books that had broken binds. Draco picked one out and flipped through the pages. The air became speckled with ancient dust. Draco hadn’t been much of a bookworm but when I told him my love for books he insisted on reading all my favorite muggle ones. I started him off with Romeo and Juliet (which he loved) then I suggested poetry.

I pulled my tortoise shell glasses out of my robe pocket and push them onto the bridge of my nose. My eyes glanced over at Draco who was still absorbed in a book his white hair concealing his dark eyes. No one feature makes Draco so handsome, though his eyes come close. People often speak of the colour of his eyes and the intenseness of them. What he is, what is beautiful about him, comes from deep within; it makes me want to feel how his lips interchange in a kiss, how his hands follow the curves of my body. I can imagine as each year passes the lines will deepen upon his face, he will be more handsome still, as if his soul sheens through his skin.

I ran my fingers across the panes of mirror and glass liking the smooth feeling on my fingertips. I swung open one of the cupboards to be met with a stale, damp smell. The cupboard was filled with crystals small and big which cast sparks and shadows across the whole room. I picked out a silver one with a dip containing a clan of crystals. I thrust it into my pocket and carried on exploring

”Hey Y/N maybe I can use this spell on my crush.” Draco barked.

My gut wrenched at the sound of the word ‘crush’ spilling out of Draco’s mouth. I wandered over to Draco who smirked at the book he was holding.

He pointed at the page with a pale finger and then ripped it out.

“Draco! You can’t do that!” I said angrily as he shoved the scrap into his pocket. He put his finger to his lips and winked.

”You’re cute when you’re angry” Draco laughed grabbing my hand and pulling me away. I liked the feeling of his warm skin against mine. It gave me a sense of security. I felt so safe with him. Every time he complemented me it made me fall for him even more.

I never found out what the scrap of paper had on it until the next day at breakfast I was sitting with Y/B/F/N who looked awkwardly at my cup of pumpkin juice. She/he had been acting weird the whole of breakfast not being able to look at me straight in the eye. I put the cup to my lips but before I could take a swig she/he screamed

”Don’t drink that Y/N”

”Why?”

”Draco slipped something into it earlier when you were talking to Hermonie ”

My body filled fled with fury. I knew Draco had slipped polyjuice potion into my drink as a joke to turn me into Crabbe or Goyle. I got up from my seat and stormed over to the Slytherin table where Draco was staring at me with an eager smile on his face.

“You git!” I screamed pulling him up from his chair by his jumper.

”Y/N I don’t know… wait … do you feel differ….” But before he could finish I slapped him as hard as I could. He cupped his face in agony as all the Slytherin table cooed and laughed.

“Don’t get your knickers in such a twist Y/L/N its only love.” Pansy giggled nudging Goyle.

”Hey bitch, shut up or your going to be eating my fist for breakfast!” I screamed at her putting my hands up in a ready stance. Her face dropped so she focused on her plate full of breakfast.

“If you think slipping Polyjuice potion into my drink is funny its not! Don’t talk to me!” I shrieked at Draco whipping my body around and storming back to Y/B/F/N

”No Y/N wait it wasn’t that” Draco hollered pulling my hand back. I could feel the whole great hall staring at us. “The thing is…Y/N…I put… love potion into your drink because I wanted you to go to the…. Yule ball … with me…” Draco mumbled his face flushing red. Then I understood the spell book was full of forbidden spells that students weren’t allowed to use. It was a recipe. My stomach dropped, I had been such a bitch.

I pulled Draco’s chin up to face me “Well Malfoy, luckily I didn’t drink it because… I already love you.” I whispered pressing my lips against his. Electricity surged through my body making my hairs stand on end. He kissed back eagerly.

”Get a room!” Harry shouted. I looked over to see him hand in hand with Ginny. I was so happy for him.

“All right Potter!” Draco replied laughing, he then grabbed my hand. We then strutted out of the great hall hand in hand heading up the stairs to the Ravenclaw tower.

”How long have you liked me for?” I asked as we reached the top

”Since first year”

”Why didn’t you tell me!” I laughed stroking his cheek

”I acted as if I was really strong but I was such a wimp….” Draco mumbled really embarrassed. “I’ve loved you ever since you stood up on the stage of the great hall getting excepted to Y/H through the sorting hat. You had your huge glasses on and looked absolutely adorable. People laughed but you didn’t care what they thought, I wanted to be like you…”

”That’s adorable!” I assured him kissing his cheek “I got my souvenir from yesterdays adventure.” I pulled out the crystal and watched him smile at it.

”Do you count as my souvenir?” Draco joked

I hugged him and he pulled my hips really close.

“So Y/N will you do me the honour of attending the Yule Ball with me?” Draco asked through small kisses.

”Of course!” I smirked pressing him into a more passionate kiss. His arms wrapped around me. I didn’t want him to let go.

@bluebunny333 submitted:

To the “only one merc” thing

(I have written a really big analysis with references and explanations to this but since the webpage keeps refreshing when I hit the background panel, its lost and I wont rewrite those 500 words again sorry. Its lost. So here is the short version)
Jay Pinkterton has stated that there is only one every merc, one Soldier, one Demoman etc.. no clones.

I went through all comics and noticed that, of course, that we truly never see any merc “double”. But also never more than 5 from RED or BLU (with one excepting I will talk about later) The original team, the classic team and the current team shown in the catch-up comic has the same line up in a 4/5 split.
RED, as we know from the game is an attack line-up: RED Scout, RED Soldier, RED Pyro, RED Heavy and RED Sniper (all 3 Offense classes, 1 Defense and 1 Support)
BLU as we know from the game, has a defense line-up: BLU Demoman, BLU Engineer, BLU MEdic and BLU Spy. (2 Defense and 2 Support).

Throughout the story comics we get to know that the current team got fired, but also gets re-hired by Miss Pauling. Since then, every merc wears RED. We also know, that this team is hired to attack Gray Mann. And what did the latter do? Hired a defending team, the CTF, which are shown in BLU here. the current teams Medic gets also hired by Gray, but he still wears RED. This is the only confusing part for me, because he is hired to help defending, but it could also be meant as a hint that he is still loyal to the attacking/his own team (which he later joins!). The only mercenary from the current team who is not shown in RED is also the only one who is not re-hired by Miss Pauling in the story: The Engineer. He is hired by the Administrator, to build and fix here life-expanding machine, keeping her safe. He wears BLU and I can imagine why, because he hides together with the Administrator clearly defending and supporting her life. He is no way in any attacking position.

In the update comics we also see the mercenaries always splitted up in two teams, but we never see more than 5 people in one team (which also shows the team balance of 4/5 continually). Except from the point where the two Grey brothers die and MvM starts. Since then we only see the whole team, or rather both teams once, in the comic  A Fate worse than chess. They are still 9 people, who just lost their jobs from both sides and they are also still evenly splitted into 4/5 groups! (RED(5): Soldier, Demoman, Engineer, Sniper and Spy; BLU(4): Scout, Pyro, Heavy and Medic). And also into clear defined defending/attacking sides. RED has 1 offense, 2 Defense and 2 Support which is clearly defensive, while BLU has 2 Offense, 1 Defense and 1 Support which is the Heavy, medic combo, clearly offensive. After that we see the whole team in a few more update comics, but also only shown in one colour: RED. They are re-hired at that point, fighting for the same side.

From this we can clearly understand what Pinkteron means. The mercenaries get hired by both sides alternating, probably the brothers trying to steal from each other by just paying more, so the mercenaries ge to switch sides as it comes. Blutarch hires the REDs Heavy by offering more money, then Redmond will hire the BLU Demoman in exchange by doing the same. 
This also explains why they already know each other so much and work together so well in the story comic, because they all did fight alongside each other at least once. 

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siren jimin

Originally posted by bwipsul

  • time for my son
  • even though halloween has passed
  • we are still doing the halloween series because it’s not even halloween it’s more like monster au which is chill with me man
  • because scooby doo
  • actually tae is based on scooby doo but that’s later
  • anyway
  • jimin is a siren
  • this is gonna be super sad but bare with me for a few moments okay?
  • so back in the day, like a long time ago
  • like the 1600s or whatever yah?
  • jimin was but a young man, a young sailor in fact, who was one of the most well-known sailors across the face of the earth because wherever he went, the people absolutely adored him?
  • like whenever he entered a sea port of a familiar place, people would flood (ahah) the docks to come and see him and they would decorate him with the local flora of their homelands so he always had like a flower crown of some sorts??
  • and he had like the most beautiful goods back home in his little cottage off the beach like seashells and glasses and beads and different types of exotic plants and different types of clothing too
  • all the aunties in his hometown would always tease him like “honey aren’t you going to settle down soon?”
  • and he would always get blushy and shy and hide behind his hands and kinda!! “the ocean is my one true love!”
  • which isn’t a lie
  • like he is never happier than when he is out on the sea
  • but people become jealous of him
  • and why wouldn’t they?
  • he’s handsome
  • he’s intelligent
  • he has the kindest soul and the brightest smile to complement this
  • he is the most famous sailor in the seven seas and has the most riches the world has to offer (even if too many, they aren’t special because it’s not gold and jewels)
  • so one day, jimin is sailing for one of the remote islands when his ship hits a monstrous tempest
  • it rocks the ship and waves crash over the sides of the boat and the ship spins around and around and around like a top
  • everyone is holding on to whatever they can find, trying to stay alive
  • jimin is valiantly trying to steer the ship, doing his best to get the crew out of this nightmare alive
  • a few of the men who are trying to take down the mast get together and pull the ropes so that it swings towards jimin
  • with the skies darker than night itself, and rain blinding him, jimin doesn’t see it coming before it’s too late and he’s whacked in the back of the head, falling unconscious to the deck floor
  • the men run over and grab him. and not thinking twice, they throw him overboard into the raging sea
  • but the ocean loved jimin, you see
  • and the ocean did not want jimin to die
  • but there is not much the ocean could do, save transform jimin into one of its own
  • when jimin wakes up, he finds himself to be lying on a sandy beach
  • he can’t remember what happened
  • he can’t remember what went wrong
  • he pushes himself into a sitting position, but suddenly, it’s as if there’s a ton of bricks on his chest, stealing the air from his lungs and causing him to sputter and choke
  • he does what seems natural in that moment and he throws himself into the salty ocean
  • and that’s when he realizes it
  • his legs have been replaced with a sleek, midnight blue tail, his skin now decorated with scales down near his hips
  • his hair is bright orange, like coral too
  • oh right, he can breathe underwater too
  • at first jimin is like well im a mermaid okay theN
  • and he takes a long time to adjust like he’s always getting lost in the sea and one time he gets tangled in seaweed and a dolphin has to come save him or something i cry and another time he almost gets caught in a net
  • he didn’t have a family back on land so that’s not that big a deal but he misses all the people he befriended on his journeys and wonders if they miss him as much as he misses them
  • he doesn’t realize he’s a siren until a little later though
  • in the beginning he doesn’t like to go anywhere near land, because he’s scared someone will recognize him or they’ll try to catch him or something like he’s a fish?
  • but soon curiosity gets the best of him and there’s a little cove near the shore, down a ways from the local port
  • there’s a few rocks right, and jimin likes to keep his tail fin in the water so he can you know, stay alive (because in this au that’s all it takes to be good to go), but perches the rest of his tiny lil self up on the rock to people watch
  • jimin has the voice of a haunting angel like he sends chills down my spine and it’s the same way in this au
  • like in human form people loved jimin’s voice and would kill to hear it, especially in the rare moments he took the time to sing because he’s a shy lil bun who gets super insecure when singing aloud right?
  • his singing voice is heightened by like twenty million percent now like he has graduated from angel voice to god voice
  • he realizes his power one day when he’s singing to himself and he kinda just gets louder because he thinks he’s alone
  • and this fisherman who jimin thought was like seven million feet away steers his rowboat on over and jimin is facing the other way and playing with some starfish friends so he doesn’t notice the dude until it’s too late
  • he was so hypnotized by jimin’s voice that he kept coming closer and closer and closer and the area where jimin likes to hang is seriously surrounded like absolutely surrounded by works and no boat, however small, would make it through the tight space
  • jimin spins around when he hears a sharp crack and to his horror this kid has completely wrecked his boat on the side of a rock and now seems to be sinking
  • jimin dives in and pulls the kid to shore and shakes him violently and to his absolute horror, the dude starts to float and jimin screams because he’s like oMG HE DIED
  • but the kid laughs “im taehyung, im a ghost right, and i thought i was pretty invincible but wow your voice, ive never heard anything more beautiful in my life!!”
  • and that’s the start of the best friendship in the world i felt like i needed to include this because 95 line bros
  • but yah after that jimin is like that was a close call i gotta be careful,,,
  • alas,,,
  • that isn’t the case
  • he loves singing, as much as he loved sailing back in the day, and jimin doesn’t mean too but his voice lures sailors over wherever they are, and causes half of them to crash if jimin doesn’t stop himself from singing in time
  • he always saves them but god it takes so much energy and people are starting to whisper about a fish boy who needs to be taken care of, so jimin decides it’s time to leave for good
  • he’s scared and lost and he doesn’t know what he’s going to do but guess what everything ends up being okay because guess who’s living near the sea where he ends up
  • oh right that’s you
  • i don’t live near a beach so idk if this even accurate but in barbie movies they always run on the beach with their dogs and shit
  • for the sake of the story that’s what you’re doing when jimin sees you
  • your lil puppy has escaped from you and has decided that they’re gonna race down the sand with a giant stick in their mouth and make you chase them
  • jimin has just settled into the new area and found himself a rock to lounge on
  • and it’s nice because this isn’t a port it’s just a beach and not people visit the beach because it’s a more elderly neighbourbhood in a small town and people are too old and decrepit to walk around the rocks
  • that’s why he has no fear chilling out on his rock and singing to himself and occasionally the seagulls
  • but somebody just has to ruin that
  • that’s somebody is you if you didn’t catch on
  • you’ve finally caught your puppy right and you hold them in your arms and bop their nose like “excuse me i did not give you permission to run away from me you ungrateful brat”
  • but you stop your scolding because something has caught your attention and it’s the most beautiful thing in the world
  • you set your puppy down and without thinking about it much, you wade into the water because that’s where the sound seems to be coming from
  • you’re like waist deep now but that’s okay because you can run home and change soon, this is way more important
  • you’re trying to be quiet as possible but then a gross piece of seaweed rubs against your leg and you shriek and jimin hears this and sees you standing there and he panics
  • you’re screaming, he’s screaming, your dog is rolling around in the sand
  • jimin rushes to dive into the water but you tell him to wait and despite what he knows is best for his safety he doesn’t leave his rock and instead waits for you to say something else
  • “you have a nice voice!!” you call out to him and you feel so stupid that your face ends up going bright red
  • and jimin gets all cute and blushy and waves shyly “uh thank you!”
  • “are you a mermaid?”
  • “i’m a siren actually…”
  • “oh man holy shit, that’s cool!!”
  • and now he’s really blushing because nobody has ever thought him to be anything positive like they tried to drive him away from the village but you’re like excited to see him??
  • his little heart swells in his chest and he waves you over
  • you’re like wth why not so you go and swim over and prop yourself up on the rock and you fall back off when you see his tail because is the prettiest thing you’ve ever seen in your life, like it reflects the sunlight and shimmer and glows and wow you’re amazed
  • jimin panics and pulls you back up onto the rock “please be more careful!”
  • “yOURE SO PRETTY” you blurt out
  • and jimin is so red and he just stares at you with wide eyes and his lips part slowly and he just kinda smiles softly “you think so?”
  • “um yes can i like… can i see your scales!”
  • and he nods and you like low key pet his scales right and he starts to giggle hysterically because it tickles so much and his laugh is the most pure sound you’ve ever heard in your life and wow are you falling for a siren that’s uncomfortable
  • you visit jimin every morning after that
  • like it’s not even low key you purposefully go out of your way to go and find him and you two will sit up on his rock as long as time permits and he’ll show you all the different types of sea stars and he can point out different types of kelp and he’ll talk to the waves for you and it’s super cute??
  • he likes to bask in the sun like literally bask and during those times he’ll rest his head in your lap and ask you to play with his hair and during these moments he’ll tell you about his life before he became a siren and he’ll tell you about all the places he’s explored and talk about all the wonderful people he’s met
  • and one day he kinda glances up at you “but you’re my favorite by far”
  • and believe it or not you fall hard for jimin
  • and you’re super butt hurt because you can’t even like !! do anything because he can’t leave the water for more than a few minutes without like nearly dying?
  • but god you want nothing more than to snuggle with him in bed and watch some quality movies like scooby doo and the ghoul school
  • and like walk down the streets hand in hand and dress him in cute scarves and sweaters but nooo
  • you’re gonna somehow get it to work though
  • you’re determined as hell though
  • one night you stay up all night deciding how to save jimin right
  • and you go down to find him at your rock but he’s not there
  • your breath hitches in your throat because maybe he went underwater for a moment but as time goes on you realize you’ve been standing around for half an hour now and he’s nowhere in sight
  • you start to pace in the sand and you’re running your hands through your hair and you’re going to cal beach security or something if that even exists in the old people neighborhood
  • he wouldn’t leave you would he?
  • would he actually get up and just leave?!
  • you start to tear up and you grab a handful of sand and throw it into the water as if that would do something for your cause
  • and you wade out to your rock and you stand up on top of it and stare down into the water, somehow thinking that if you stare hard enough that jimin will magically appear
  • but some old grump has been watching the beach activity from his window and you’re screaming and shrieking has annoyed the heck out of him so he opens his window and sticks his head out and hardcore cusses you out and you get so surprised that you lose your balance and completely fall into the water
  • and you’re so stunned that you kinda forget how to react aka swim and you feel yourself sinking but you can’t remember how to swim you’re so shocked and scared that your senses shut off
  • and you’re sinking and sinking and sinking
  • but suddenly a pair of arms wrap around you
  • surprise it’s jimin!
  • he presses his lips to yours and breathes air back into your lungs
  • and then hoists you back up to above the surface
  • you’re sputtering and he’s panicking but you’re fine, you weren’t under there too long
  • but you kinda!! “jimin what the hell i thought you got kidnapped or something!!”
  • and he’s also like !! “what the hell, i thought you were going to drown!!”
  • you both end up laughing a bit because what’s the irony huh
  • is that the right word
  • “i was looking for something for you!” he explains after a bit, a sheepish pink color on his face
  • he he holds open his palm and it’s a beautiful pink pearl and he just starts rambling about how some of the fish told him it was at the bottom of the bay and he wanted to get it for you !!
  • and you’re all emotional and you hug him and take the pearl and you’re just so !! because he would do something like that for you??
  • but then you think about what you’re gonna do and you’re kinda like “look i brought a kiddy pool and i wanna drag you back to my house bcuz i want you to live in my bathtub until we figure something out!”
  • and he goes super red at this and his eyes get all wide and he just stares at you
  • before kissing you for real
  • and guess what!
  • you guys do get things figured out
  • because our lovely witch seokjin comes to the rescue
  • you’re talking to your pal yoongi about this situation because you know his lil secret mm hmm and he’s like um i have a witch friend who would be able to help go hit him up?
  • and so you see seokjin and he gives you a potion
  • you bring it to jimin who’s waiting on the rock for you as usual
  • and before he drinks it you’re like !! only if you want to!!
  • and he says something super cheesy like “well of course i wanna spend the rest of my life with you” with like seventy five winks following after
  • and so you hand him the potion and he drinks it
  • you hold your breath as a bright light envelops him
  • he can feel his entire body morphing and it’s exciting but also terrifying because what if something goes wrong?
  • when the light disappears, jimin is standing there, with legs and everything, a pair of neon green swim trunks on
  • his hair is still bright orange and upon closer examination, he has scales on his hips still, but they’re not very noticeable unless you’re looking
  • he runs over you to you but he’s not used to legs and he trips and falls and you start to cackle
  • then of course run over and help him up and hug him super tight and then he kisses your face all over
  • okay
  • it takes a while to adjust though
  • like he always chills in your bathtub and pretends the bubble bath is sea foam
  • refuses to eat any sort of seafood and claims he can hear their dying words if you do
  • sings at all hours of the day and you usually have people staring at the two of you when you’re out and about because his voice is still so powerful
  • but it’s super cute and you guys are grossly in love the end