Another Silly Sportarobbie Headcanon
Robbie Rotten only uses affectionate names for Sportacus for two reasons
1. When he is being privately affectionate.
2. When he is absolutely 100% done with Sportacus.
*Sportacus is in the middle of making food and is being 200% more extra™ about it than he really ought to be*
Sportacus: “Yes Robbie?”
Robbie: “Light of my life? Bringer of my joy? Apple Strudel of my Eye?”
Robbie: “- the reason I get up in the morning and what beckons me to bed every eve…”
Sportacus: “… Um… Robbie? You only say things like that when you are either really happy or very frustrated…”
Robbie: “Take a wild guess.”
Sportacus: “… Oh. Sorry Robbie! :}D”