absis

OKAY

LETS BE REAL HERE

JIMIN’S ABS GIVES US ALL LIFE

LIKE WOW

 NO ONE I REPEAT NO ONE CAN DENY THIS

 LIKE SHIT BRUH YOU HAWT 

BUT I DONT GET WHY SOME FANS LEAVES JIMIN BECAUSE HE LOST HIS ABS

I MEAN 

Y’ALL MISSING OUT ALOT

I MEAN ALOT

LIKE LOVE THIS MAN FOR WHO HE IS AND NOT CAUSE HE GOT ABS

GAWD DAMMIT HE IS HOT WITH OR WITHOUT ABS OKAY

I’LL JUST LEAVE IT HERE 

oKAY BYE

jean having abs in a modern au (especially a largely comfortable/normal one) is so funny to me sometimes because like 

this fucking loser started out just wanting a comfy life in the inner walls in the context of the canon series itself

in a modern, comfortable setting he’d practically need to be sent to boot camp to have any motivation to get abs

i almost want to write a fanfic now

jean about to frickfrack marco but just when his shirt comes off marco is just “…You have abs?!”

and jean is all offended like “YEAH OF COURSE I DO”

“I’m sorry I just… You don’t seem like the kind of-”

“GOSH MARCO, THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT. THANKS /A LOT/”

“NO THEY’RE GREAT AND EVERYTHING, JUST-”

“DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME OR NOT, FRECKLEBOY?”

“OMG JEAN IT’S NOT LIKE THEY AREN’T REALLY HOT, I WAS JUST SURPRISED THAT YOU HAVE-”

“YOU REALLY THINK I’M THAT MUCH OF A LOSER?!”

and so, that’s how marco accidentally ruined that day’s frickfracking

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Zexal Month Day 1 - Favourite Character
↳ Gauche’s abs

I’m gonna be the only person that chooses him as my fave. He had ridiculous hair and stupid eyebrows, but I loved him anyway. Seriously though, I really did like him as a character, especially his “symbol of hope for the kids!” attitude at the end. I probably wouldn’t have finished Zexal as quickly as I did without the need to get to the Gauche episodes asap, even though there weren’t very many after the first season. I wish he and Droite had appeared more often and that their backgrounds/childhoods had been touched on a bit more. But if anything, at least we got that tight shirt out of the episodes we did have.