“in an effort to keep people from funking up my bathroom this thanksgiving, I will be hiding every ounce of toilet paper, paper towel, napkin, pamper, cotton ball, and printer paper. You will NOT brang yo frowsy ass round my damn house after eating plates of food from various houses and shit in my damn bathroom. Thats what the hell you aint gone do! You nasty bitch. You better carry yo ass up the street to walgreens and use they bathroom. Ohh and bring a bag of ice on your way back.”

— Funky Dineva