No, but Hortense Mancini was literally amazing.
She gets married off to this god-awful man who is physically, verbally and mentally abusive to her and the servants of the house. He’s a prude and destroys any kind of art that he deems to be erotic. He steals her money, controls where she goes, knocks the teeth out of the mouths of their female servants and won’t let anyone milk a cow in front of him because he thinks it’s perverted. He’s horrible. Then, Hortense gets a girlfriend called Sidonie and her husband is having NONE of it so he sends them BOTH TO THE SAME NUNNERY (they’re lovers but okayyyyyyy?) to clean up their act but instead, they just fuck shit up there, replace holy water with ink and other unruly escapades. Eventually, Hortense escapes from her husband in the dead of night and throws herself on the mercy of Louis XIV of France who DECLARES HIMSELF HER PROTECTOR and tells her husband to stay the fuck away, otherwise he will fight him.
Then, an Englishman at Louis’ court sees her and thinks she’s hot so he decides to take her back to England as a gift to Charles II so that he can curry favour with him. Charles thinks she’s hot too because he actually PROPOSED TO HER WHEN HE WAS 19. She becomes his mistress BUT she also starts sleeping with his illegitimate daughter, Anne, who is so desperately in love with her and the pair dress up as 17th century libertines and sword fight in Hyde Park in full view of the public all the time. Anne’s husband is pissed off with his wife so he removes her from court so she can’t see Hortense anymore and Anne spends months on end in bed weeping over a small picture of Hortense. Aphra Behn’s got a crush on Hortense…in fact, everyone and anyone seems to be her type and this earns her the name of “The Italian Whore” but shit doesn’t faze her. The king’s “puttana” is going to do it all regardless.
Unfortunately, she is also a raging alcoholic and commits suicide in 1699. And her awful husband is still alive and decides that he’s not going to let her lay to rest, he’s going to drag her coffin around with him on a tour of Europe before dying himself. But there is nothing that ISN’T awesome about Hortense.