about the food network

  • every chopped contestant in the desert round: my plan is to make an ice cream that I'll over churn into butter, a crepe that'll come apart in the pan, a panna cotta that won't set up, and a cake that won't bake through. And if all that doesn't work, my plan B is this caramel sauce, which I'll definitely forget about and burn to shit.
I’ve had the unbelievable good fortune of meeting her a few times. I think there’s nobody I admire more. She’s an extraordinarily talented, creative, principled woman. I just adore her.” She talked about how they met, which was at a Food Network photo shoot where celebrities got to pair up with their favorite Food Network stars, and Ina was excited Taylor chose her. “It was really sweet. She said, ‘I follow very few people, and you’re one of them.’ I said, ‘I follow very few people, and you’re one of them.’
—  Ina Garten on Taylor Swift (x)
reasons to watch jess and nate's v3 playthrough
  • for some reason nate really hates toujou. a lot. he doesn’t even know toujou’s name. he just has this unsolicited hate against “the maid”

  • they stream on Friday evenings so they usually get dinner delivered. and sometimes they’ll talk about it and it’s like im watching clueless people talk about indian curry on food network

  • jess, in reference to saihara: “yeah he can’t be the culprit, he’s too much of a pussy to kill anybody”

  • the mental drinking game i made up where all you gotta do is take a shot every time jess translates something as “and on top of that”

  • “does ki-bo have dong?” “the rumor come out”

  • jess gives angie this valley girl accent for reasons i don’t know

  • “i was going to translate that but fuck it. im tired”

  • something happens in chapter one and the only way i can describe jess and nate’s reaction is “and the sigh of relief has swept throughout the diner. people were ecstatic!”

  • monokid. he’s. god. i wasn’t ready for monokid

  • it’s like 12:30 am and jess mistranslates a line as “it’s like a drone that sits on your face!” and nate spends like five whole minutes laughing about it

  • “so someone in the chat said that chicken number 5 is the culprit and i just wanna say that is not okay. But accusing chicken number 6 is alright”

and my personal favorite moment:

  • “talk to hoshi.” “him?” “no” “her?” “no” “space man?” “no” cursor is put above hoshi “that?” “yeah him! hoshi.” “oh i thought that was a stump”
At Home With Ina Garten

(x)

We talked about Instagram…

“Who do you follow?” I asked.

“Who do I follow?” She sort of laughed. “Taylor Swift?” I’d read before that she and Taylor Swift were friends of some kind.

“Are you internet friends or real-life friends?” I asked.

“I’ve had the unbelievable good fortune of meeting her a few times,” Ina said.

“I think there’s nobody I admire more. She’s an extraordinarily talented, creative, principled woman. I just adore her.”

She talked about how they met, which was at a Food Network photo shoot where celebrities got to pair up with their favorite Food Network stars, and Ina was excited Taylor chose her.

“It was really sweet. She said, ‘I follow very few people, and you’re one of them.’ I said, ‘I follow very few people, and you’re one of them.’”