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A list of why Larry Stylinson is the most fucked up ship ever

1. Those two went to the same concert a couple of years ago and DIDNT GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
2. Auditioned for the same show and then met IN A BATHROOM???? WITH OOPS! AND HI?????
3. Louis asked Harry for an autograph and a pic because he knew he was going places (LIKE?)
4. The judges put them in the same band and HARRY FUCKING JUMPED TO LOUIS ARMS
5. They spent plenty of time together messing around during the whole show.
6. Didn’t win but kept the band and those fuckers would flirt anywhere in anytime.
7. NEXT TO FUCKING YOU
8. THE PARIS INTERVIEW
9. THE WELLINGTON CURSE
10. AND DALLAS (LIKE??? THE FUCK???)
11. THE MATCHING TATTOOS GAME STARTED
12. AND COOL BECAUSE THOSE GODDAMN MATCHIE MATCHIE ARE NAUTICAL
13. MIRROING THAT SHIT AINT NATURAL
14. THEY DIDNT HAVE AN HOUR TOGETHER IN 1DDAY (SUSPICIOUS AF)
15. ALL THE SONGS.
16. STRONG/HAPPILY
17. LOUIS WAS PROTECTIVE ON STAGE
18. HARRY STARTED TO SUPPORT IN ITS FULLEST WAY THE LGTBI+ COMMUNITY AND SO DID LOUIS
19. RBB/SBB
20. NO CONTROL/STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
21. AFTER FUCKING YOU.
22. DRAG ME DOWN/OLIVIA/HOME
23. BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE INSIDE JOKES
24. THEY EVEN LOOK ALIKE SOMETIMES AND THATS FUCKED UP
25. NONE OF THEM HAD DENIAL LARRY IN PERSON

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26. THOSE TWO TURNED TWITTER IN THEIR BITCH
27. ALL THE BOYS SHIP IT AND READ LARRY SIGNS
28 THE TWEET ALWAYS IN MY HEART????? LOUIS TWEETED THAT SHIT AND HASNT DELETE IT (See what I did with the number 28?)

THIS LOOKS LIKE WE TOOK IT FROM A FANFICTION WELL A FANFICTION HURTS LESS THAN THIS. THIS AINT NATURAL. ITS SCARY AND FUCKED UP AF AND THIS IS NOT THE WHOLE THING

anonymous asked:

Hello! So I was at a party tonight, and this woman told me this great story about how she met her husband. She was the PR person for the local university. He was the sports editor for the local paper. He kept getting the school's mascot wrong in articles, and she would have to call him every time to correct it, growing increasingly frustrated every time. This was one of those moments when all I could think was LARRY AU, LARRY AU.

oh my god, thank you so much for sending me this message! It just made me so happy and I love it.  Like, I love these actually people you met and I love it as a larry au!!!!!! 

I feel like it works both ways so well for larry that I can’t even really pick one. example:

Louis as the university PR person, grumbling to Niall about the mistake the first time it happens.  Waving the sports sectionaround and stabbing a finger at the picture of their mascot at a basketball game.  “What the fuck!!! look at this photo of Ferdinand!?!!  Look at this caption!!! A hawk???? A hawk??” (they are the falcons) And then like, because in this version louis is immediately over-frustrated, instead of increasingly, he’d call up the paper in a big huff and then immediately be disarmed by Harry’s calm, deep voice and seal bark laugh once he finally got him on the phone.  Then he’d flirt-email him a link to an article about the differences between Hawks and Falcons as soon as he got off the phone, thrilling at his own daring as he did it! And after like the sixth time Harry got it wrong, they would go on a date and after they got married they’d always collected both stuffed hawks and stuffed falcons. 

oh my god how killer, because opposite way around, Harry the PR guy calling, he’d be immediately disarmed by Louis’s voice, too!!  Like all flustered, and then like he’d get blushy when louis teased him, but also tease back.  oh my god and then seven or eight calls in, Harry finally loses it and is like “you just don’t care about our sports teams because we’re not division one! Well, tough! you live in this city too, Louis, you should know our mascot is a turtledove by now god damn it!” and then louis would ask him out.  

i’m just smiling a lot.  like i can also imagine either of them as the sports editor, starting to get it wrong on purpose and feeling like “oh no, my journalistic integrity!” but also “i need to do this flirting very bad!!!!” 

okay sorry i rambled so much.   

anonymous asked:

The more they keep adding lies on top of lies the more likely their house will blow down. I mean they're using fan reactions to tailor their lies. First they said BTY was about E but then of course people comment on the lyrics not being perfectly romantic and now Louis' favorite song Always You is about her because the fantastic queen Eleanor can only have the best things written about her. It's ridiculously disgusting how manipulative they are. I'm not sure I can stomach anymore of this☹️

I rememebr DW going “oh, wow, amazing song, all about Eleanor, she should stay around as she inspires such great lyrics” and a coupe days later Louis “nope, no, defintiely not about Eleanor”, then it’s been Dan going with “1D boys aren’t getting along well, Harry doesn’t want to come back, unsure future” and Louis “nope, no, we love each other and we will 100% come back as a band, I’m so proud of them all”. And Dan has been going on for years about “delusional larries, making stuff up about poor L&H who are the straightest straights”, so, dude, I am living for the day in the distant future when Louis will smile and say “nope, no, actually Harry and I are getting married next month and you’re not invited. Assohole” :)

Apparently Antis are going to Harry gigs to beat up Larries...

But srsl now, be carefull, i’ve alreade heard about massive anti-larry stuff for the concerts. Antis are really gonna do some shit to larries “if will see them”. I mean according what i’ve heard, so… not even funny at some point

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conscious–ramblings:

Well I hope they have fun being thrown hot by security, as that shit will not fly at the Apollo

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Tagged by @lucystarkid : yeah, good luck to them, if i manage to get a ticket i’ll be wearing rainbows, how does getting done for a hate crime sound to them?, .

I’m seeing a lot of this on Larrie blogs today. It’s disgusting and defamatory because so many Antis are LGBT+ themselves. There’s nothing Larries won’t lie about.

me: I’m gonna go to bed yes i am

louis: i got a dagger tattoo

me: well fuck me

anonymous asked:

I'm anti turned shipper anon! it was sort of strange how i switched shipperhood really. i live in london and was at a pub with two gay friends of mine. one of them knows someone who knows Harry (for real, he does) and we began discussing his tattoos, and invetiably Louis', and it turned into a heated debate bc my friends are convinced HL are gay & together. i'm so used to ppl being convinced by this that i thought, ok, I'll just mention all the proofs for how they're NOT gay! how Larrie's read**

**EVERYTHING into ONE SIMPLE STARE between the two, and so on. (If you only follow anti blogs, you only get the anti storyline you know? and to be fair, I’m still highly critical of any HL evidence bc I still feel certain parts are being hyped up) Anyway. The strange thing was that as I was talking, it was like a light bulb moment? I HEARD myself speak, the words, all the undeniable clues for how they’re definitely gay, and definitely together. I sat there feeling so embarrassed all of the**

**sudden, and I could tell by my friends faces how ridiculous I was sounding. I thought wow.. the tattoo part for instance. NATURALLY those aren’t friendship tattoos I mean??? and here I sit with two gay people 8 years older than me, and I claim to have all the answers? long story lol, sorry. i began researching the next day and have been doing so ever since.. when it comes to antis I want you all to know that it’s impossible to change someone’s viewpoint. They are being fed, and search for, **

**entirely different things than you do. They’re honestly convinced they’re right, and there’s nothing to do about it. People must come around in their own time, and they’ll do so either with age and experience or through the babygate farce for instance. don’t get too caught up in the angry emotions of dealing with an anti - they could never agree with you anyway. It would be such a leap for them to take, and no one can take it for them. omg why do I write so much. bye Sonja!!! :)

thank you so much for coming back and sharing your story!

i’m just picturing the look on your face as the truth slowly dawns on you and wow that must have been such a strange moment to experience. what do your friends think now? have you talked about the band/stunt/larry stuff with them more since?

also:

“when it comes to antis I want you all to know that it’s impossible to change someone’s viewpoint. They are being fed, and search for entirely different things than you do. They’re honestly convinced they’re right, and there’s nothing to do about it. People must come around in their own time, and they’ll do so either with age and experience or through the babygate farce for instance. don’t get too caught up in the angry emotions of dealing with an anti - they could never agree with you anyway. It would be such a leap for them to take, and no one can take it for them”

i think that’s so important for people to keep in mind and thank you for phrasing it so eloquently.

the people who have believed all of this are in for a world of discomfort and pain when they’re forced to accept that they’ve been lied to for the past however many years. 

people tend to avoid pain so it makes sense that, rather than letting themselves see the giant glaring plot holes and general lack of logic, they’re clinging to the narrative because it’s safer and causes less distress.

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We all know the time when the boys were asked “What’s the one thing you can’t live without?” and Zayn looked at Louis and said “You”!  :) I love this moment! But while Louis questioned Zayn’s answer saying “Me or them?” Harry said “Yeah ….. you!” looking straight at Louis radiating fondness!

And here’s my problem! I don’t understand why nobody talks about this! I wanna talk about this!!! I wanna talk about Harry’s face when he’s looking Zayn and Louis hugging, ‘cause it’s the best thing in the world! I know my gifs are not the best, but that’s all I can do!

Please,watch the video and then come back to talk about it! PLEASE!!!

anonymous asked:

Does that mean Louis really hate us? Or he isn't with harry anymore :/

No and no. Please stop with this bullshit. I’m going to repeat what I said last night before I knew either way whether it was blocked - Louis Tomlinson is in the closet, knee deep in stunts, and his Instagram has been one of the primary stunt tools over the past year and a half (partying, baby pictures, Danielle stuff have all made frequent appearances). Also, Instagram Larries who comment stuff about Larry on everyone’s pictures (the boys, their family members, their friends, their beards, fans they met, literally everyone they can think of) are immature and extremely obnoxious. I don’t approve of filtering things like that because the vast majority of Larry comments aren’t really hurting anyone, even if they are really fucking annoying, but I’m not devastated or outraged by it either. I also don’t think it’s particularly surprising that they (and yes, I mean “they,” because there’s no way in hell that Louis cares about blocking any of this) might choose to use this new filtering option to keep pushing the het stuff.

If you haven’t gotten the message that Louis cares a whole hell of a lot about Larries by now, I’m not sure what to tell you. Louis and Harry ran the bears, and Louis has actually been even more obvious about his involvement than Harry (he was visible in a reflection, he posted the home emoji when the “soon to return” thing happened, he went to the UK right before RBB made his comeback a few weeks ago, and so on). Louis posted warning selfies before so many baby-related things happened, and in each of them, he looks miserable. If he hated us and didn’t give a shit about us possibly getting upset over the baby stuff, why would he bother? Louis has also communicated with shirts countless times, and again, if he didn’t give a shit about us, why would he bother? He has been wearing green and blue like those are the only two colors in his wardrobe. He has done stuff like posting the picture with all the green right after first posting a photo with Danielle on his Instagram. Like…come on. When you look at of the stuff he’s done, you basically have three options for what to think.

1) You ignore all critical thinking skills and dismiss everything as a “coincidence” or, when it comes to RBB, “someone else doing it” (a la antis).

2) You assume Louis is a sadistic piece of shit who is putting endless energy and money into just fucking with Larries for fun, despite the fact that there is literally no evidence to support this idea and Louis isn’t the type of person who would do that. Just think about his personality for a minute or listen to him talk about fans or watch him interact with fans and this argument falls apart entirely.

3) You come to the correct conclusion and realize that Louis cares a lot about this portion of the fandom and has done (and continues to do) everything in his power to show that despite the fact that he’s in the closet and in an impossibly difficult and fucked up situation stunt-wise.

The questions you just asked are exactly what the people who have made Louis and Harry’s lives hell for years probably want Larries to be asking right now, and I would highly suggest that you dismiss those questions as ridiculous because that’s what they are. Ridiculous. It’s an Instagram comment filter, not the end of the world, and it’s also highly unlikely that Louis set it himself. Do you think any of the boys give a shit about what people are writing in Instagram comments? I doubt they even read them…I know I wouldn’t. Louis is still in the closet with a beard and fake baby. Is this really what we need to focus our attention on? Is this really worth getting upset and angry about? There’s no reason to think anything is different today than it was yesterday. Louis still loves Larries, Louis still loves Harry (and Harry loves him), and that’s that. The rest is just noise.