about her ships

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Santana Lopez, the shipper

Straight people are so ready to erase bisexuals when it comes to keeping their precious straight characters straight, but the moment it comes to shipping a lesbian character with a man she has no interest in they’re suddenly bisexual ally #1

  • my 11 year old sister: *comes running into my room* "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION"
  • me: "what"
  • my sister: *pauses and whispers* "do you ship Keith and lance?"
  • me, sweating, as I never tell her about things I ship that are gay in fear of my parents finding out: *stays silent and hopes she leaves*
  • my sister: "ANSWER ME. DO YOU?"
  • me: *silent*
  • my sister: "A N S W E R"
  • me: "w-wha? Pfft. No, of course not what? Where'd uh- where'd you get that idea from?"
  • my sister: "oh... cause I do. They'd be so cute together! Like aw !"
  • me: *jaw drops* "ok I lied I do o ship them so hard" *shows her my Tumblr*
  • *the both of us proceed to look up klance fan art*
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headcanon: genji has a lot of boyfriends

Wanna know the fandom’s best kept secret? These two make an awesome couple

  • Sun Jing: Wait you like me ?? For my personality???
  • Qiu Tong: Yeah, that's what drew me in. You and your natural anxiety ridden charm.
  • Sun Jing: Whoa.
  • Qiu Tong: I know. I was surprised, too.

Domesticity Memes

Put a ship in my ask box and I’ll tell you:

  • big spoon/little spoon:
  • favorite non-sexual activity:
  • who uses all the hot water:
  • most trivial thing they fight over:
  • who does most of the cleaning:
  • what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
  • who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
  • who steals the blankets:
  • who leaves their stuff around:
  • who remembers to buy the milk
  • who remembers anniversaries:
  • Who cooks normally?
  • How often do they fight?
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other?
  • Nicknames for each other?
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  • Who steals the covers at night?
  • What would they get each other for gifts?
  • Who kissed who first?
  • Who made the first move?
  • Who remembers things?
  • Who started the relationship?
  • Who cusses more?
  • What would they do if the other was hurt?