Herc vs. Xena round 4: the opposite sex
- Herc: I'm constantly bombarded by mobs beautiful women who want my body. Poor me. What did I do to deserve this ridiculous fantasy life of literally every straight man. Too bad I'm too moral to sleep with any of these digusting loose women.
- Xena: My girlfriend and I keep getting unwanted attention from men I don't know or care about which every woman alive can relate to. I keep turning them down and violently attacking every man within reach, but they just keep coming. What does it take? How many men do I have to kill?
- Winner: Xena.