about a month i think

clairidryl  asked:

I love that poem you did about Yaddle a few months ago. I think about it a lot. You should write a children's book some day. Thanks!

i would love to adapt seymour & company into kids’ book characters

THE SIGNS AS WIKI-HOW ARTICLES
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  • Taurus: How to accept that your computer is slow
  • Gemini: How to feel a guy's muscle without looking gay
  • Cancer: How to act shy so that people think you are cool and you will be the best
  • Leo: How to wake up from the American Dream
  • Virgo: How to take a shower smoothly
  • Libra: How to practice nudism in your room without anyone knowing
  • Scorpio: How to become a civil war corpse
  • Sagittarius: How to win an argument when you know you are wrong
  • Capricorn: How to be inspired by Michelle Obama
  • Aquarius: How to overthrow the patriarchy
  • Pisces: How to overcome anxiety naturally with foods

ok but tents

in da2 and inquisition everyone had a home to go back to, but in origins they literally only had their camp for like a year

thing is, everyone was joining one after another, weeks and sometimes months apart (im looking at u oghren)

how come all the tents look the same? they should be all mismatched

and sometimes it could take a while to actually find a tent for new party members

just imagine, wynne joins the party and shares a tent with leliana for a while and everything is lovely, they both are clean and sweet and just the loveliest tent mates

in contrast, imagine the first night after zevran joined in and neither alistair nor zevran in their shared tent even shutting their eyes in fear that the other will stab them

or oghren joining and the party actually has a fight over who’s going to share their tent with him bc holy shit that guy’s smell is powerful (actual canon, sorry oghren)

and also imagine the possibilities of what each tent would look like

zevran and leliana and morrigan choosing tents that actually look good bc not a chance they will sleep in something that looks like rags hanging on sticks

loghain choosing the most patriotic thing as possible and just glaring at lelianas tent

sten going with practicality but also having some tiny detail, maybe a pattern or an embroidery of some flower that reminds him of par vollen

alistair sometimes looking up at the roof of his tent and feeling sad bc he sees the grey warden griffon embroidered and he remembers when duncan handed him the tent

anyway, tents

Girls having fun~

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Michaela Pratt, a known badass [requested by anon]

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In my mind
I have shot you and stabbed you through your heart
I just didn’t understand
The ricochet is the second part

Does mod g have a crush? who the hell knows