abominable snowman*

Alright, it took this long for me to get to Mount Lanakila in Pokemon Sun, an area where it snows, so I could finally evolve my Crabrawler. It’s essentially the victory road part of the game, so that’s how late it takes to get Crabrawler’s evo.


And now it’s happening!


It’s been days, but now I get to see what it evolves into! All I know is that it has something to do with a yeti, so it’s probably gonna be fighting/ice now.


And holy shit there it is! It’s really kinda… doofy looking, I guess. Like seriously, what the fuck is up with its head? Goodbye cool punchy crab, hello yeti abomination. 

Oh well, at least now I know that Crabrawler evolves into a



wait


Wait, what is this thing called?

Excuse me.



A WHAT?!

I FUCKING NAMED IT IT’S CANON NAME HOW IN THE HELL

I JUST PICKED A STUPID PORTMANTEAU OF CRAB AND ABOMINABLE BECAUSE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN AND GAME FREAK DID THE SAME FUCKING THING HOLY SHIT

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The Yeti joke. How I Met Your Mother Files. Screencaps from The X-Files Season 1, Episode 20, “Darkness Falls.” Lines from HIMYM Season 9, Episode 24, “Last Forever, Part 2.”

629: Yeti 

LETS START OFF THE CELEBRATIONS EARLY! Whats a good name for it, hmmm….

Cryptimas?

Hauntukkah?

Kwanzaalien?

Okay that last one was really bad. But this will be a theme week for this week until New Years Day! If you have a festive cryptid, alien, or ghost in mind send me a message!!! Tis the season after all~

Enjoy some LGBTQ Yetis Skating Through An European Town With Toys!

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The Famous Yeti Tracks

During an Everest expedition in 1951, a long trail of footprints were discovered by Eric Shipton. Shipton was 20,000 feet above sea level at this point of his climb when the footprints were discovered. Using an ice pick for scale, Shipton laid it next to the prints. The footprints were measured to be from 12-13 inches. This was the first piece of physical evidence captured about the Abominable Snowman. The photos have been the subject of a lot of criticism, but most people claim it’s one of the best pieces of evidence of the Yeti’s existence.

One of the benefits of playing Magic: the Gathering with your kids is that it can increase your credibility when dealing with nightmares. 

“Dad, I’m scared. What if there’s an abominable snowman outside?” 

“Buddy, you cast an Outland Colossus earlier today. You think an abominable snowman could stand a chance against something like that?” 

“Huh. I guess not. Thanks, Dad.” 

nicolethealpaca  asked:

Hi Mama! As well as being an Attack on Titan fan, I also really love Disney/Pixar. I was wondering, who would like Disney? Also, which characters would everyone be from Disney/Pixar? Thanks!

I think we can say that pretty much everyone would at least enjoy their movies

Mikasa: EVE (Wall-E)
Reiner: Bruce (Finding Nemo)
Bertholdt: Fear (Inside Out)
Annie: Colette Tatou (Rataouille)
Eren: Anger (Inside Out)
Jean: Woody (Toy Story)
Marco: Barbie (Toy story 2)
Sasha: The witch (Brave)
Connie: Mike Wazowksi (Monster’s Inc.)
Historia: Merida (Brave)
Armin: Nemo (finding Nemo)
Ymir: Edna Mode (The Incredibles)
Levi: Hamm (Toy Story)
Hanji: Dory (Finding Nemo)
Erwin: Buzz Lightyear (Toy Story)
Nanaba: Riley’s mom (Inside out)
Mike: Abominable snowman (Monster’s inc.)

Abominable snowman aka Stiles. 😂😂
Sassy Stiles is the best

Abominable Snowman In The Market
Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers
Abominable Snowman In The Market

Artist: Jonathan Richman and The Modern Lovers
Track: Abominable Snowman In The Market
Album: Jonathan Richman and The Modern Lovers
Label: Beserkley Records
Year: 1976

Jonathan Richman doing what Jonathan Richman does best… be all whimsical ‘n shit.

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kent: grumble grumble abominable snowman.

tater: what was that?

kent: i said, you’re the fucking abominable snowman.

tater: I am abdominal what now?

kent: YETI. YOU’RE A FUCKING YETI, TATE.

tater: and you are tiny snow mouse, come out now and play.

kent: i hate you.

tater: that not what you said last night.

kent: IT’S WHAT I MEANT.

(inspiration)

(set in careful the tale you tell verse)