abogado avocado

Hamilton Characters as Things my Intro to Criminology prof has said/done
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Laurens:</b> Let me ask you a pregunta, which is a Spanish word that means 'where are my socks?'<p/><b>Lafayette:</b> If I get distracted and start talking about my sex life, it's all her f - Actually, there's nothing to talk about. Nevermind.<p/><b>Washington:</b> *loud machinery drives by and interrupts* Makes me wistful for the army when you had a rocket-propelled grenade launcher and could just... *mimes firing grenade launcher and resulting explosion*<p/><b>Hamilton:</b> You want a nice, smooth, clear-running country, go to North Korea.<p/><b>Mulligan:</b> *to ASL translator* How do you say 'ass' in sign?<p/><b></b> Alternatively, when asked to define Irish foreplay - BRACE YOURSELF, BRIDGET!!<p/><b>Angelica:</b> Ask 'em for an abogado. Not an avocado, that's a fruit. Though some lawyers are fruit.<p/><b>KG3:</b> (talking about state of women's prisons) And I know because I've visited them on multiple occasions. I was looking for a date, you know how it is.<p/><b>Lee:</b> Did you know the NYPD is larger than the entire Canadian army? The NYPD could take over Canada if we wanted.<p/><b>Burr:</b> You've got the US Constipation over here...<p/><b>Jefferson:</b> *Refers to Starbucks as "Starfucks" but comes in with a cup every. Single. Day.*<p/><b>Madison:</b> I'm bald but I've still got dandruff. I think God hates me.<p/><b>Maria:</b> In a lot of ways, I think rape is a worse crime than murder. Because with murder, they're dead, y'know, so they don't have to worry about anything. With affects their entire lives.<p/><b>Eliza:</b> Liking [dead bodies and skeletons] isn't morbid. It's just curiosity. The best cops are always the curious Georges and Georgettes.<p/><b>Philip:</b> There's no such thing as an accidental crime. You can't just go, "Whoops! Didn't mean to kill you like that!"<p/></p><p/></p>

This is me doodling after driving into downtown Riverside for the first time. 

It’s Abogado Avocado, a fruit in suit who fights bad guys from the courtroom.

Abogado is spanish for lawyer and I thought this was super funny, but my sisters think it’s dumb. Internet, I need you to reassure my ego that I’m awesome and that Abogado Avocado is the best fruit lawyer you’ve ever seen.


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