I wanna be the conductor of the validation express. Where I wear a cute conductor hat and give everyone free beverages during the ride, and tell you everything I like about you. We’d have self love and team building exercises, and learn the steps to self acceptance.
The tickets would be free, and everyone could just have a swell time.
Me @ myself : when did we start shipping Damien and Robert?? oh? just now? okay. Me @ my internet friends : it's a thing guys. Robert and Damien 4 the win!