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If the Sternritters received an anonymous Valentine’s Day card...


As requested by anon. :)


It’s Valentine’s Day! And the following Sternritter have received a really gushy love note…which was sent anonymously. How will they react?


1. PePe

PePe: This absolutely OUTRAGEOUS

PePe: Only one Valentine’s Card??

PePe: A guy like me should receive HUNDREDS

PePe: …especially since I sent out that many.


2. As Nodt

As Nodt: …

As Nodt: For only the second time in my life, the loneliness has been temporarily…lifted.

As Nodt: I will carry this card with me forever.

[the wind immediately snatches it out of his hands and the card goes tumbling away]

As Nodt: OH COME ON


3. BG9

BG9: I do not accept that this letter is anonymous.

BG9: I will use my data collection skills to figure out who sent it!!!!

BG9: Now…who can I torture?

Omaeda: …not sure you really understand this holiday, dude.


4. Bazz-B

Bazz-B: FUCK YEAH A VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

Bazz-B: What a second! This card has a ROOSTER on it!

Bazz-B: And it’s addressed to “Rooster Dude”!!

Bazz-B: I KNOW YOU SENT THIS, ABARAI

Renji: …busted.


5. Bambietta

Bambietta: What’s this? Some LOSER sent me a Valentine’s Day card?

Bambietta: Ha! What love-sick puppy thought himself worthy to send me a card!

[Bambietta opens the card, which features her dead body with hearts around it]

Bambietta: …

Bambietta: …

Bambietta: GISELLE!!!


6. Giselle

Giselle: This card isn’t even written in blood.

Giselle: Can’t help but think this person didn’t even really try.

Bambietta: WAIT IS MY CARD WRITTEN IN *BLOOD*?!?


7. Gerard

Gerard: What a miraculous coincidence this is! Receiving a Valentine’s Day card on this, Valentine’s Day!

Ishida: That isn’t so much a coincidence as it is…not a coincidence.

Gerard: Such a fabulous miracle!

Ishida: WOULD YOU STOP THAT


8. Ishida

Ishida: …

Ishida: …

Ishida (reading): “Anonymously yours, Ichigo”

Ishida: …

Ishida: HOW IS HE THE HERO


9. Askin

Askin: I mean…I could try to figure out who sent this.

Askin: Analyze the handwriting…look at word choice…apply psychology or whatever.

Askin: But that sure sounds like a lot of work.


10. Cang Du

Cang Du: Cards of a romantic nature are intended to reveal romantic feelings.

Cang Du: Sending such a card anonymously is…pointless.

Cang Du: Why would someone do this?

Hitsugaya: Maybe to be nice?

Cang Du: I just don’t understand.


11. Yhwach

Yhwach: I can’t help but feel that “fuck you” is not an appropriate Valentine’s Day message.


12. Candice

Candice: This card is so sappy and pleading!

Candice: Yeah…I still got it.


13. Meninas

Meninas: A card, huh? I guess I’ll put it with the others!

Candice: The others? How many cards have you gotten??

Meninas: Um….about 47, so far.

Candice: WAIT WHAT


14. Lille

Lille: I am the ultimate Quincy, the envoy of god. To think that I can be won over by a Peanuts Valentine’s Day card? Ridiculous.

Lille: I will be extra hateful, just to show them.

Kyoraku: …dude.

Lille: What?


15. Gremmy

Gremmy: What’s this? A Valentine’s Day card the size of a building, huh?

Gremmy: Guess somebody loves me a lot!

Kenpachi: Did you make that yourself?

Gremmy: What? No! Somebody made this FOR me who loves me!

Kenpachi: Kinda looks like something you’d make.

Gremmy: ‘Cause my secret admirer knows what I like!

Kenpachi: The text is glowing and moving. Pretty sure that’s impossible without your powers.

Gremmy: N-no it’s not! SOMEBODY JUST LOVES ME

Kenpachi: …

Kenpachi: Now it’s kind of awkward.

Gremmy: WOULD YOU JUST GO ALREADY

My Tumblr Crushes:

  1. kagura-shingan (6%)
  2. gentlefisting (5%)
  3. abarairenjis (4%)
  4. sabukukyu-deactivated20120901 (4%)
  5. rrrasengan (4%)
  6. mamitomoes (3%)
  7. mipato (3%)
  8. bijuu-naruto (2%)
  9. tsunderesasuke (2%)

ok since i am a lazy ass i am posting my crushes

 see this as a follow friday/? no. i am doing one then u-U

 but for now you follow these people, they r all lovely and talented 

 I HAVE SO MUCH MORE PEOPLE THAT U ALL SHOULD FOLLOW

 UGH just WAIT