abarairenjis

anonymous asked:

there is like no renji on this blog. Can we get some bc on the type of lover he is?

Omg, you’re totally right there is absolutely NO Renji on my blog whatsoever! Thanks for bringing that to my attention. Also, this sounds like a NSFW request (please correct me if I’m wrong), and I currently don’t write for those. But here are some headcanons that I found from my old blog C’:

Renji Abarai

  • Renji is a stubborn walnut when he’s sleeping, and will keep rolling over to his s/o’s side of the bed even when they have exhausted all their strength just to push him back to his side of the bed. And when the next morning comes around, he’s often left confused when he finds that his s/o has more bags than a damn Louis store under their eyes and has an angry, piercing glare directed to him all morning long.
  • He likes to annoy his s/o constantly. When they’re yawning, he fish hooks them. When they’re stretching their stomach with their arms high in the air, he’ll either poke them on the tummy or armpit. He also finds it to be so stinkin’ adorable whenever they squeal from his poke because it only makes him want to poke them even more.
  • He tells his s/o to be careful, AFTER the fact that they’ve accidentally lost balance over something. Example: when they slip on ice, he’ll say “baby be CAREFUL. It’s too slippery, you’re going too fast.” as if they intended to slip in the first place. It literally happens with everything, if they trip, or drop something. It drives them crazy.
If the Sternritters received an anonymous Valentine’s Day card...


As requested by anon. :)


It’s Valentine’s Day! And the following Sternritter have received a really gushy love note…which was sent anonymously. How will they react?


1. PePe

PePe: This absolutely OUTRAGEOUS

PePe: Only one Valentine’s Card??

PePe: A guy like me should receive HUNDREDS

PePe: …especially since I sent out that many.


2. As Nodt

As Nodt: …

As Nodt: For only the second time in my life, the loneliness has been temporarily…lifted.

As Nodt: I will carry this card with me forever.

[the wind immediately snatches it out of his hands and the card goes tumbling away]

As Nodt: OH COME ON


3. BG9

BG9: I do not accept that this letter is anonymous.

BG9: I will use my data collection skills to figure out who sent it!!!!

BG9: Now…who can I torture?

Omaeda: …not sure you really understand this holiday, dude.


4. Bazz-B

Bazz-B: FUCK YEAH A VALENTINE’S DAY CARD

Bazz-B: What a second! This card has a ROOSTER on it!

Bazz-B: And it’s addressed to “Rooster Dude”!!

Bazz-B: I KNOW YOU SENT THIS, ABARAI

Renji: …busted.


5. Bambietta

Bambietta: What’s this? Some LOSER sent me a Valentine’s Day card?

Bambietta: Ha! What love-sick puppy thought himself worthy to send me a card!

[Bambietta opens the card, which features her dead body with hearts around it]

Bambietta: …

Bambietta: …

Bambietta: GISELLE!!!


6. Giselle

Giselle: This card isn’t even written in blood.

Giselle: Can’t help but think this person didn’t even really try.

Bambietta: WAIT IS MY CARD WRITTEN IN *BLOOD*?!?


7. Gerard

Gerard: What a miraculous coincidence this is! Receiving a Valentine’s Day card on this, Valentine’s Day!

Ishida: That isn’t so much a coincidence as it is…not a coincidence.

Gerard: Such a fabulous miracle!

Ishida: WOULD YOU STOP THAT


8. Ishida

Ishida: …

Ishida: …

Ishida (reading): “Anonymously yours, Ichigo”

Ishida: …

Ishida: HOW IS HE THE HERO


9. Askin

Askin: I mean…I could try to figure out who sent this.

Askin: Analyze the handwriting…look at word choice…apply psychology or whatever.

Askin: But that sure sounds like a lot of work.


10. Cang Du

Cang Du: Cards of a romantic nature are intended to reveal romantic feelings.

Cang Du: Sending such a card anonymously is…pointless.

Cang Du: Why would someone do this?

Hitsugaya: Maybe to be nice?

Cang Du: I just don’t understand.


11. Yhwach

Yhwach: I can’t help but feel that “fuck you” is not an appropriate Valentine’s Day message.


12. Candice

Candice: This card is so sappy and pleading!

Candice: Yeah…I still got it.


13. Meninas

Meninas: A card, huh? I guess I’ll put it with the others!

Candice: The others? How many cards have you gotten??

Meninas: Um….about 47, so far.

Candice: WAIT WHAT


14. Lille

Lille: I am the ultimate Quincy, the envoy of god. To think that I can be won over by a Peanuts Valentine’s Day card? Ridiculous.

Lille: I will be extra hateful, just to show them.

Kyoraku: …dude.

Lille: What?


15. Gremmy

Gremmy: What’s this? A Valentine’s Day card the size of a building, huh?

Gremmy: Guess somebody loves me a lot!

Kenpachi: Did you make that yourself?

Gremmy: What? No! Somebody made this FOR me who loves me!

Kenpachi: Kinda looks like something you’d make.

Gremmy: ‘Cause my secret admirer knows what I like!

Kenpachi: The text is glowing and moving. Pretty sure that’s impossible without your powers.

Gremmy: N-no it’s not! SOMEBODY JUST LOVES ME

Kenpachi: …

Kenpachi: Now it’s kind of awkward.

Gremmy: WOULD YOU JUST GO ALREADY

My Tumblr Crushes:

  1. kagura-shingan (6%)
  2. gentlefisting (5%)
  3. abarairenjis (4%)
  4. sabukukyu-deactivated20120901 (4%)
  5. rrrasengan (4%)
  6. mamitomoes (3%)
  7. mipato (3%)
  8. bijuu-naruto (2%)
  9. tsunderesasuke (2%)

ok since i am a lazy ass i am posting my crushes

 see this as a follow friday/? no. i am doing one then u-U

 but for now you follow these people, they r all lovely and talented 

 I HAVE SO MUCH MORE PEOPLE THAT U ALL SHOULD FOLLOW

 UGH just WAIT