My name 😎 is Zak Bagans ☝️🔥I never ❌ believed in ghosts 😤🙅♂️👻until I came face to face with one😱. So I set out on a quest 🏃💨to capture what I once saw 👀onto video🎥👌. With no 🚫big camera crews following us around 😳😏, I am joined only ‼️by my fellow investigator Nick Groff 🙏and our equipment🔌💡 tech Aaron Goodwin👍🥇. The three of us will travel ✈️to the some of most highly active 🙌paranormal locations😨, where we will spend an entire night, being locked 🔐💦down from dusk 🌚until dawn🌞….Raw 💪Extreme 💯These are our ☠️Ghost☠️Adventures☠️😈
get ready for: kevin with his freaking washboard abs + mesomorphic aaron minyard
you’ve heard of andrew “dortito-torso” minyard and neil “pretty boy” josten but let’s talk about KEVAARON
this boy hits the gym okay and since i also go the gym, i can assure you that the guys who’ve been there for a while and are athletic af?? they’ve got the bulging biceps, the abs, the broad shoulders, the lean calves.
don’t talk to me unless you agree that 6-foot-tall kevin day looks like a lean, mean, model
aaron on the other hand is smol and doesn’t like working out that much but if he got kevin as a boyfriend, you better believe aaron’s getting his ass dragged to 2 AM exy practices and 3-days-a-week 2-hour gym sessions
we all know andrew is muscular, he wields a heavy ass racket almost the size of him like a baseball bat AND a lacrosse stick, can benchpress neil, and eat a shitload of candy while still being buff
AKA mesomorphic: a body type that gains and retains muscle easily
aaron’s got some muscle yeah, but aaron’s leaner, less muscular, but when he began dating kevin?? ooh boi he gained that muscle fast
at the gym, kevin does everything. he’s the guy that goes at the boxing bag in the corner, lifts weights, does like 5 circuits of an intense workout, uses all the machines, runs 3 miles, and still has time for a cooldown
aaron likes anything involving jumping at the gym: jumping up on the boxes (he does it one-legged to prove that yeah, he can fucking keep up with kevin, shut up nicky), jump squats, lunge-jumps, etc.
he also doing pilates because once he implied it wasn’t the best way to get in shape, and allison dragged him so hard he went to a course, died, didn’t admit it, and kept going back
anyWAY when you think andrew minyard you think biceps, abs, shoulders, forearms but when you think aaron minyard think thicc thighs, muscular calves, a poppin’ booty like he’s got lower body goals, man
and imagine kevin appreciating those changes like //fire emoji //heartseyes emoji
the point is that togeher they’re like #fitnesscouple goals, you see them on the streets and you know they’re athletes, y’alL KNOW they be hitting the gym
bonus: aaron can jump like really freaking high thanks to all his exercising, i’m talking jumping 24-30 inches at least, and he uses this honed ability to jump on to kevin’s back from increasingly worrying places
aka the kitchen counter, a coffee table, the back of the couch, the fLOOR which isn’t that worrying but kevin is over a foot taller than aaron and aaron is jumping straight on to him without kevin bending down
it gives kevin a heart attack 90% of the time like actually he’s on the Look Out for aaron on any delicate semi-high surfaces because he’s worried he’s going to fall
it usually ends with kevin piggybacking aaron around or like carrying him bridal-style
nicky walked in once when kevin transferred aaron from his back into his arms, died, resurrected himself to take 4000 pictures, and then ran before aaron murdered him
the track athletes witness aaron jumping at fox tower once and tried to recruit aaron to join the team for high jump
they all almost pissed themselves because they approached aaron when he was with andrew and received two (2) Murder Glares (aka the twinyards’ speciality), and ran for the hills
kevin passes by, kisses aaron on the forehead as he goes, and aaron melts
neil drags him for it so hard that kevin has to come by again
he literally scoops aaron up and carries him away, rolling his eyes like “jfc aaron keep your fists away from peoples faces or keep your hands busy by touching me or playing exy” and nicky dies again
My thought on Brock Allen Turner, convicted rapist
As the outrage towards the Brock Turner verdict grows, so does my anger. While we wait for someone more competent than Judge Aaron Persky to address this convicted rapist’s crimes, there are a number of offenses that can’t help but be repeated:
Dan A. Turner, Brock’s father, wrote a letter about how this case has ruined his son’s life. The most infamous line from this letter is the following sentence: “That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action out of his 20 plus years of life.”
The maximum sentence that Brock Turner faced was 14 years in state prison. Aaron Persky sentenced Turner to six months in county jail (three months for good behavior). He stated that any more jail time would have a “severe impact” on the twenty year-old’s life.
Leslie Rasmussen, a childhood friend of Turner’s and drummer of indie band Good English, wrote: “I don’t think it’s fair to base the fate of the next ten + years of his life on the decision of a girl who doesn’t remember anything but the amount she drank to press charges against him. I am not blaming her directly for this, because that isn’t right. But where do we draw the line and stop worrying about being politically correct every second of the day and see that rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.” (This excerpt was provided by US Magazine’s website.)
According to the iconic letter written by the Stanford Survivor, Brock Turner plans to establish a program for high school students, where he will speak to them about his experience “to speak out against the college campus drinking culture and the sexual promiscuity that goes along with that.”
‘Bustle’ posted an article revealing the contents of the letter that Turner wrote to the judge, including this: “During the day, I shake uncontrollably from the amount I torment myself by thinking about what has happened. I wish I had the ability to go back in time and never pick up a drink that night, let alone interact with [redacted]. I can barely hold a conversation with someone without having my mind drift into thinking these thoughts. They torture me. I go to sleep every night having been crippled by these thoughts to the point of exhaustion.”
My thoughts about all of this:
Putting aside the fact that the woman who was assaulted can never go back to the way her life was before, I agree with the fact that Brock Turner’s life will be forever altered by this case. In fact, I’m counting on it.
I hope that every single time he applies for a job, they turn him away. I hope that every woman he meets has the good sense to avoid him like the plague, from this very day until the day he dies. Lord help us all if Brock Turner ever has children of his own and the disturbing sentiment he and his father share is passed down. Above all, I hope he never gets a moment of peace for the rest of his life.
The point of being convicted for rape, for taking away someone’s consent and innocence, is the severe impact. Aaron Persky, a former Stanford athlete, let his bias towards the ‘aspiring Olympian’ cloud his judgment. Those “20 minutes of action” had a life-long impact on the unnamed survivor.
Leslie Rasmussen needs to reestablish her way of thinking if she believes that Brock Turner is anything but guilty. She also stated, “This is completely different from a woman getting kidnapped and raped as she is walking to her car in a parking lot. That is a rapist. These are not rapists. These are idiot boys and girls having too much to drink and not being aware of their surroundings and having clouded judgement.” Most rapes are committed by someone that the survivor knows. (That’s what the woman who was assaulted and anyone else who has ever been sexually assaulted are- not victims, they are survivors.)
Dan Turner is a complete imbecile for attempting to convince the public that his son should be sympathized with. Am I really supposed to feel sorry for your rapist of a son because he doesn’t have the appetite to eat a fucking ribeye steak? Your son shouldn’t have to register as a sex offender- he should be required to not only register but also have it tattooed across his forehead. You and your child are goddamn idiots, beyond any form of help, if you believe all of this comes down to “campus drinking culture and sexual promiscuity” and want to “break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.”
Fuck Dan A. Turner, fuck Leslie Rasmussen, fuck Judge Aaron Persky, and fuck Brock Allen Turner!
Aaron Rodgers attended the Wisconsin Sports Awards last night, presenting an award to Ebony Nettles-Bey for Inspirational Athlete of the Year, winning individually for Community Involved Player, and as a team for Fan-friendly Team of the Year as well as Game of the Year for the Packers-Bears game and that famous 4th and 8.
Bart Starr and Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers attend the 27th Annual NFL-Sanctioned Super Bowl Breakfast. Rodgers received the Athletes in Action/Bart Starr Award, an award given annually to the NFL player who best exemplifies outstanding character and leadership in the home, on the field and in the community.