6

Mackay Mansion

The Ghost Adventures crew returns to Virginia City, NV, to investigate two properties once owned by the legendary mining tycoon, John Mackay. During the intense lockdown, an unseen force pushes Jay down a flight of stairs, while Zak and Billy encounter a spirit who causes a light bulb to explode.

Every Ghost Adventures episode ever
  • Zak pretends not to be terrified
  • Zak gets annoyed at one of the guys (usually Aaron)
  • Aaron makes an innuendo/ bad joke
  • Someone trips/ falls over
  • The guys hear an entire aria in an EVP that just sounds like rustling
  • “At this exact moment…”
  • “Was this spirit (Zak describes a totally random action)???”
  • CHEESY REENACTMENTS
  • Nick feels sick/ gets chills
  • The guys see a human figure in a formless blob/ an orb that looks like a moth
  • Aaron gets left on his own
  • Zak yells “SHHH”
  • Zak continues to yell “SHHH” for a full minute after everyone else has shut up
  • “DUDE! OH MY GOD, BRO…MAN…DUDE…BRO…BRO”
  • Nick tries to sass the ghosts
  • Zak does something ridiculous “to get evidence”
  • Nick starts full on screaming
  • At least one super close up shot of Aaron making this face:
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We always have to listen to Aaron’s traditional song on our way to lockdown. We jus gotta keep him happy so we let him

ghost adventures in a nutshell pt. 2

zak: OKAY GUYS THE GHOSTS HERE ARE ANGRY AS FUCK THERE’S SPIDERS EVERYWHERE SHIT PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ATTACKED THEY’VE BEEN ATTACKED MOTHER FUCKERS

aaron: whoa that’s spooky

zak: OKAY NICK AND I WILL GO STAND OUTSIDE, AARON, YOU GO INTO THE BASEMENT ALONE WHERE 3,000 PEOPLE WERE MURDERED, 12 DEMONS WERE SUMMONED AND WHERE SATAN IS CURRENTLY RESIDING

aaron:

aaron: but-

zak: LOCKDOWN TIME