Way back in eighty-seven, the new U.S. convention A Founding Father known as HAMILTON! He was a bastard or- phan, called his mom a whore. He grew up into Alex HAMILTON! At debating he’s got superpowers— Gave a speech for like six hours— Boom! The anti-Feds are doomed! Shout out to @michaelblume. And all you fans of “Hamilton.”
But who the F is this, He has a nemesis. And Aaron Burr was actively campaigning. It’s 1800 so Burr still talks less although Now there’s supporters who all in that vein sing! Then! It’s all down to the House of Congress. Will they hear out our Adonis? Yes! Of evils picked the less. And Jefferson confessed, He won it thanking HAMILTON!
One tiny problem soon would arise. Donald, a businessman of wealth and small hands, He ran for the office, God could say why. And so then he somehow wins NC and Michigan And not to mention every swing state!
Which brings us to today. Inauguration day. No one can stop it now but HAMILTON! All the electors say They’re in the Donald’s sway. But read Fed 68 by HAMILTON!
(And, well, yes, I do remember
They all voted last December— Fair. But this song came from where? Chronology, who cares!) Attend the tale of HAMILTON!