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  • <p><b>monks:</b> You're the avatar Aang.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'm the... WHAT?!<p/><b>monks:</b> Aang, you're the avatar.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'm the what?!<p/><b>monks:</b> The avatar, Aang.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'm the AVATAR?!<p/><b>monks:</b> Yes Aang, you're the avatar.<p/><b>Aang:</b> but I'm just Aang.<p/><b>monks:</b> Well, "Just Aang", you're the avatar.<p/><b>Aang:</b> but I'm just Aang!<p/><b>monks:</b> No, "Just Aang", you - are the avatar!<p/><b>Aang:</b> Listen here monks I'm just Aang!<p/><b>monks:</b> NO! Aang, you are the avatar!<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'm not the avatar, monks, I'm just Aang!<p/><b>monks:</b> Listen Aang, you are the avatar!<p/><b>Aang:</b> No monks, I'm just Aang!<p/><b>monks:</b> Aang, for god's sake, you are the avatar!<p/><b>Aang:</b> THE AVATAR?! I'm just Aang!<p/><b>monks:</b> Nooo, "Just Aang"! You're the avatar.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'm not the avatar, monks, I'm just Aang.<p/><b>monks:</b> Noooooo. Just Aang. You are the avatar.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'm not the avatar, monks!<p/><b>monks:</b> AANG, you are the avatar!<p/><b>Aang:</b> Listen here monks you FAT OAFS! I'm not the FUCKING AVATAR!<p/><b>monks:</b> For god's sake Aang, what is with this language?! You're the FUCKING AVATAR.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I don't give a FUCK you FAT BALD BASTARDS! I'm not the FUCKING AVATAR!<p/><b>monks:</b> Listen Aang, you're going to go to the north pole and do WATERBENDING and SHIT. And you're going to be FUCKING pleased about it!<p/><b>Aang:</b> I don't WANT to do your FUCKING bending you BASKET CASES! stick it up your fucking DICK-HOLES!<p/><b>monks:</b> Our fucking WHAT?!?!<p/><b>Aang:</b> MONKS, y'er pushing me over the FUCKING line!<p/><b>monks:</b> No I'm not. You - are the avatar! You're going to go to BA SING SE, you're going to do earthbending, you'll get a glider, you'll get a fucking lemur, it'll be your pet - DEAL WITH IT. YA TWAT.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT MY DICK IN THE LEMUR<p/><b>monks:</b> I did that when I was younger, and that was a bad move. You, are the avatar.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'm the WHAT?!<p/><b>monks:</b> YOU'RE THE AVATAR, FOR FUCK SAKE, LISTEN TO MEH!<p/><b>Aang:</b> monks I've been through this I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK.<p/><b>monks:</b> This is NOT negotiable! You come with me you SPECCY BALD ASS FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'LL FUCKING SET YER ROBE ON FIRE!<p/><b>monks:</b> 'MON THEN YA LITTLE SPECCY CUNT, SQUARE-GO LIKE<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'LL FUCKING BURST YE'<p/><b>monks:</b> Right you, you little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to fire nation. You'll get your firebending, you'll get a lemur that'll be SHITEY pet and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' sch-ch-ff-chhssh-chinky.<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'll fucking NAW yer ARM off, monks!<p/><b>monks:</b> Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little BITCH<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'll PUMP ye' SILLY.<p/><b>monks:</b> C'MON THEN YA CUNT<p/><b>Aang:</b> SUCK MAH PIXIE DICK YA CHUBBY COON<p/><b>monks:</b> I'll RUPTURE YOUR FUCKING ANUS WITH MAH MASSIVE BEAR COCK<p/><b>Aang:</b> I'll RIP YER GIANT DICK OFF AND BASH YE ACROSS THE JAW WITH IT<p/><b>monks:</b> LET'S GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK<p/></p>