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Camren Shade Fest 2K15
  • Interviewer: Give me an awkward story that I can totally put [Austin] on the spot with.
  • Camila: Just say my name. That's plenty of an awkward story for him.
  • Lauren: *chuckles mischievously*
  • Camila: Just say Camila says hi. He'll know, he'll know.
  • Interviewer: Oh is he gonna start blushing? What's gonna happen? Is he gonna get upset? You gotta prepare me here.
  • Lauren: He'll probably cry.
  • Camila: *laughs* Aahh, no no. He'll probably- I don't know. You tell me, you tell me what happens.
  • Interviewer: Alright I'll have someone film his reaction and tweet it to you.
  • Interviewer: Alright guys I really appreciate it, good luck with everything-
  • Camila: Oh, no no tell him-tell Austin that we love Dirty Work. Yea, that's nice.
  • Interviewer: Oh that is nice. Ok, I'll tell him that; I promise.
  • Lauren: No, don't.
  • Camila: No, no, no! Don't say that don't say that.
  • Lauren: Just tell him Camila says 'hi'.
  • Camila: Yea, just tell him Camila says 'hi'.
  • Lauren: I just want his reaction.
  • Camila: Say both, say both, say both.
  • Interviewer: Say both? And send you the video?
  • Camila: Yea, send me the video.
Relationship.
  • Kise: Hhmmm...
  • Midorima: Kise, what are you thinking so deeply? Those girls are dying because of your serious face.
  • Kise: I can't help it, Midorimacchi.
  • Murasakibara: Are you somewhat thinking of unreasonable situation were you are stuck in a storage room without any snacks then yo-
  • Midorima: Oi, what kind of situation is that? And why would Kise be thinking about that?
  • Murasakibara: Because I thought of that before.
  • Midorima: Seriously?!
  • Murasakibara: So, what are you thinking about, Kise-chin?
  • Kise: Since I've just join the club, I've been thinking if some of us are dating a girl?
  • Midorima & Murasakibara: ....
  • Kise: Am I the only one who's thinking such a thing?
  • Midorima: Your mind is full of weird things. Even with Murasakibara's situation, yours is weird.
  • Kise: Ack!!
  • Murasakibara: If only we are allowed to.
  • Midorima: Hm? Do you want to have a lover, Murasakibara?
  • Murasakibara: Arara, Mido-chin, I'm also a boy. A healthy one who really love to be in a relationship with my maiu-
  • Midorima: Sorry, I asked such a thing. Don't continue.
  • Kise: I bet Aominecchi is dating Momoicchi.
  • Midorima: Impossible. Those two had a sibling relationship. None of them ever thought of dating each other.
  • Kise: Even though they're had been many rumors about them!?
  • Murasakibara: Ask them for yourself~ They only answer with such a terrifying expression.
  • Kise: Then, how about Kurokocchi?!
  • Midorima: Uh... Does he have one, Murasakibara?
  • Murasakibara: Aahh... I don't know.
  • Kise, Midorima, & Murasakibara: ....
  • ----
  • Aomine: So, Tetsu, about Mai-chan's boobs...
  • Kuroko: Boobs, again?
  • Aomine: What else should we talk about? Mai-chan's sexy curves?
  • Kuroko: We can talk about something else other than Mai-chan-san.
  • Aomine: Ouuu, I saw one in the book store Mai-chan's standee!
  • Kuroko: Aomine-kun, you really should stop.
  • Kise: Ah, right timing, Aominecchi! Kurokocchi!!
  • Aomine: Yo, Kise!
  • Kuroko: Hello, Kise-kun, Midorima-kun, Murasakibara-kun.
  • Midorima: What are you guys doing here?
  • Aomine: Talking about boobs.
  • Kise: Eh?!
  • Murasakibara: Mido-chin, is that a snacks?
  • Midorima: Don't ask.
  • Kuroko: Is there something wrong?
  • Kise: Well, um... We were having this kind of conversation and I was wondering if Kurokocchi is dating someone...
  • Everyone: ....
  • Kuroko: Dating? What's that?
  • Midorima: Too dense!
  • Murasakibara: Kuro-chin, do you like someone?
  • Kuroko: Like? I like everyone in the club... except Kise-kun.
  • Kise: So mean!
  • Midorima: Not that kind of 'like' but something along the line of being special.
  • Kuroko: Huh? Ah...
  • Aomine: Ou, Tetsu! You have one?
  • Kuroko: I like Akashi-kun in that way...
  • Everyone: ....
  • Kise: Wait, wait, Akashicchi?! But he's a guy!
  • Midorima: He did said he likes everyone in the club. There's not a single girl in the club. Other than Momoi.
  • Murasakibara: Could it be that Kuro-chin doesn't really care about this?
  • Kuroko: Ah, I care about this. But if you are asking if I want to date someone. That would be Akashi-kun. Like what Midorima-kun's explanation.
  • Midorima: Ignore my explanation, Kuroko.
  • Kuroko: Then... I choose Aomine-kun.
  • Aomine: Me?
  • Midorima: Why?!
  • Kise: You aren't getting everything right, Kurokocchi!!
  • Kuroko: Aomine-kun is special. He's our ace. I like him.
  • Aomine: Ouuu, Tetsu! I like you too!
  • Murasakibara: What a friendship~
  • Midorima: It's no use, Kise. Even if you tell him properly, he's answer is like he's avoiding the question.
  • Kise: Then let's go to Akashicchi.
  • ----
  • Akashi: Pardon?
  • Kise: Well, you see. I was wondering why none of us are dating.
  • Akashi: Well, we are quite busy with the club. Other than that, none of us really thought of that.
  • Kise: We're already at the age were thinking about that!
  • Akashi: You're right. Then, I guess we should start thinking like that.
  • Midorima: That's not what we asked for, anyway.
  • Akashi: I'll start dating someone by tomorrow then.
  • Kise: That fast?!
  • ----
  • The following day....
  • Akashi: Everyone, meet my lover, Tetsuya.
  • Everyone: What the heck?!
  • Midorima: Wait, wait, how did this happened?!
  • Kise: And why Kurokocchi?!
  • Murasakibara: Congrats~
  • Momoi: Tetsu-kuuuuuun!!!
  • Akashi: Ryouta is the one who told me. Date someone I like.
  • Everyone: ....