aaarms

MY BABY’S IN HER AAARMS
CRAWLIN UP HER LEEEGS
LIKE A LIAR AT A WITCH TRIAL
YOU LOOK GOOD FOR YOUR AGE
IM EATIN YOUUUU
IM OVERFEEEED
your milk’s in my mouth
IT MAKES ME SIIIIICK

Since I missed most of Eurovision pt. 2 here’s a bit of late review.

Lithuania: how fun! and so upbeat! a good springy summer song! with psychedelic backgrounds. and yay kisses! I am feeling the love for Lithuania.

Ireland: In the aaarms of an aaangelll [where are your sad puppies and kittens Sarah Mclachlan.]

San Marino: Are they off key? They sound a bit off key.

Montenegro: Bring back the cyberpunk DBZ aliens.

Malta: I am still bitter that they didn’t pick the Bezzina siblings this year. There can only be one Warrior, and I’m afraid Malta is not it.

Norway: And I will set you free from Eurovision. Ballad. Why.

Portugal: I have never seen Portugal? Huh.

Czech Republic: OKAY I WAS SO EXCITED FOR THEM BUT THIS. WHAT IS THIS. More like “Love Never Dies” Phantom of the Opera ripoff. That was the most soap operatic overdramatic piece for Eurovision this year [and to be honest I was hoping for that title to go to something with a bit more flare.]

Israel: Stay gold, ponyboy.

Latvia: I have absolutely no comments because this was one of the most beautiful pieces this year. Like - it’s not necessarily upbeat and fun? But oh em gosh that was gorgeous. Can I just watch her forever?

Azerbaijan: So I remember saying Switzerland was Little Red Riding Hood as the Big Bad Wolf. I stand by that.

Iceland: Cute footprints. And I found where the glitter went.

Sweden: WELCOME TO CHALK ZONE.

Slovenia: Playing a fake violin. Yee, nah.

Poland: The only ballad I will accept.