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idespiseyoursandwitch asked:

ok this is for the ask thing.. here we go, so I was in health class and I did a thing right or what ever and my health teacher asks me if I want a banana or clementine. I say banana cause I already had a clementine. as he's handing it to me I hear some stupid ass straight where boys laugh being all "pfft gay and the banana looks like a penis" non sense. so once I get the banana I look one of them straight in the eye and just deep throat the banana. they had best look on their faces. the end <33

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.

I’M SCREAMING OMFG RORY

R O R Y 

there’s this girl who’s kinda like an ex-friend I guess cuz I started not liking her in high school cuz of a ton of stuff she was doing and everyone else eventually didn’t like her and she was worried about going to an All Girls school cuz ~lesbians~ and ~oh no what if they hit on her~ liKE CALM DOWN KATHERINE YOU’RE NOT THAT HOT

she was rude af about my and my best guy friend’s past relationship cuz I turned out ace and he turned out gay so we mutually ended it and stuff cuZ IT WAS AWKWARD LIKE??? we were more comfortable and talked more when we weren’t together anymore lol and she was also really rude to this one girl and freaked when she came out as a lesbian so idk man I am happy that she’s out of my life

THIS REALLY ISN’T RELATED ANYMORE BUT MY BEST GUY FRIEND STUFF A WHOLE SOMETHING IN HIS MOUTH I DON’T REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS IT WAS PROBABLY A SANDWICH OR SOMETHING 

bloodthirstyxbarbie asked:

{If Klaus fell asleep on Bekah}-Staring down at the hybrid, she can almost see the brother he used to be. The one who held her through the storms and made horses to carry away the nightmares. The brother she looked up to and loved, stroking his soft hair as he slept she smiled a the fierce creature he now was. Knowing that the brother she once knew now hid behind the beast the hybrid was only pretending to be.

[ my muse falls asleep on your muse while they’re sitting together. what does your character do? ]