the signs stoned (from my experience)

aries: constantly talks about needing something to do but never moves

taurus: has no idea what  the fuck is going on

gemini: tries to work on stuff but accomplishes nothing

cancer: eats EVERYTHING

leo: tries to be deep and philosophical but sounds like a dumbass

virgo: anxious as fuck

libra: super fucking annoying

scorpio: stares at a wall for hours

sagittarius: fucking funny

capricorn: sleeps

aquarius: says a lot of intelligent shit

pisces: just wants to cuddle