it scares me to know that the same people who wrote the lyrics “the question then is whether it is nobler in the mind to be well liked but ineffectual or moral but maligned” are the same people who wrote “when your brain takes a fart”
Jaime Lyn: DID YOU KNOW THAT GUITARS ARE MADE FROM CAT GUTS? I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL PET YOUR CAT FOR A LITTLE WHILE UNTIL IT LIKES ME AND THEN I’LL RIP IT’S HEAD OFF WITH MY BARE HANDS AND USE ITS GUTS TO MAKE MY VERY OWN TAYLOR SWIFT GUITAR.
Lauren: AND I’LL WEAR YOUR DEAD ASS CAT’S CARCAS LIKE A CROWN. AND KNOW THAT THIS COULD OF BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU JUST SAID I WAS TAYLOR SWIFT’S NUMBER ONE FAN!
Jaime Lyn Beatty and Lauren Lopez, Airport 4 Birds