LISTEN UP BITCH IM GOING TO TELL YOU WHY ITS SO HARD TO BE INVOLVED IN MUSICAL EDUCATION HERE WE FUCKING GO
DON’T LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU SING OR PREFORM WITH? THAT’S TOO FUCKIN BAD BITCH YOU’RE SPENDING THE DURATION OF YOU SHIT EATING LIFE WITH THEM
WANT A SOCIAL LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE MUSIC PROGRAM? THATS A REAL FUCKING LAUGH IF YOU THINK YOU’LL HAVE THE FREE TIME TO EVEN BE IN THE SAME VICINITY AS THEM
SPREAD YOUR ASSHOLE AND GET READY TO BE FUCKED OVER BY YOUR SCHEDULE CAUSE YOU’RE NEVER GOING HOME
LETS LEARN SEVEN SONGS IN EACH CHOIR YOU’RE A PART OF AND HAVE THEM ALL BE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. ALSO AUDITION FOR SOLOS AND BE IN A FUCKING MUSICAL WHERE YOU LEARN NOT ONLY MUSIC BUT C H O R E O G R A P H Y
THAT ONE SOPRANO WHO NEEDS TO SING THE ENTIRE FUCKING TRACK OF PHANTOM
THAT ONE ALTO WHO THINKS SHE’S THE ABSOLUTE SHIT
THE BASES WHEN THEY TRY TO SING AS LOW AS THEY CAN UNTIL IT SOUNDS LIKE FROGS SIMULTANEOUSLY ORGASMING
CONSTANTLY FEELING LIKE THIS -> :)
PEOPLE WITH PERFECT PITCH AND BEING AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT
NOT HAVING ENOUGH FUCKING GOD DAMN AIR
LITERALLY GETTING SHIT ON BY THE SPORTS DEPARTMENT
MAKING YOU WANT TO TYPE UP LONG RANTS ABOUT THE FUCKING MUSIC PROGRAM
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, and I are playing musical chairs. Systematically, everyone except B and H are eliminated from the game. B loudly proclaims they will win in order to avenge A, who was just eliminated by H. The music plays. B and H circle the chair, ready to pounce. The music stops. B tackles the chair, knocking it over. H backs away, surprised by the intensity of B’s chair attack. B sets the chair upright and sits on it, claiming the throne. A informs B that they’ve not only gotten vengeance, they’ve won A’s undying love. C, D, E, F, G, and H all let out groans and roll their eyes.
A and B, preoccupied being silly and now talking in Shakespearean English, don’t pay much attention as the rest of the group moves on to another activity. C, D, E, F, G, and H wander into another room to play on C’s gaming console. C, D, E, and F grab the controllers, leaving G and H without anything to do.
G and H decide to leave while everyone is distracted, and go out to find a quiet spot to watch dogs in the park while sharing a bag of chips.