ryo-maybe  asked:

What DID happen to Pokémon GO anyway? It was all over the place one year ago, but all of a sudden, the fad seemed to more or less die out and being an outsider to the whole deal, I'm rather clueless as to what its current state is and if the hype DID die at all.

The fad died as all fads do, but by September or so, even the people who liked the game and wanted to see it do well had just stopped caring. I think a lot of it was due to the fact that the EXP requirements for leveling up became exponential once you hit level 20, with each one requiring literally twice as much EXP as the one before it, so you’d hit level 15 or so pretty quickly, get to level 20 at a normal pace, and then you’d be lucky to level up once every two weeks or so.

Another issue is that the limited Pokedex size limited a lot of what you could do after a while. If you just wanted a full Pokedex, you’d be able to get maybe two-thirds of the way there without too much struggle and then fucking nothing, because everything left at that point was either evolutions that required catching like 50 of the previous stage or stupidly rare stuff like Lapras and Snorlax that you’d pretty much only see if you got lucky next to a major landmark. The gym takeover/battle aspect stagnated quickly as well - when the game was new, everyone was on the same playing field, and gyms were a constant turf war that was always changing. But once the game had been out for a while, every gym became occupied by the same handful of obsessive players who’d managed to get high-level Dragonites/etc. and were impossible for most ordinary players to dislodge.

In other words, intentionally or not, the game pretty much came screeching to a halt once you’d been playing for about a month, with the only way of potentially making any more progress entailing spending a ton of cash on incubators and Lucky Eggs. And rather than introducing new content to rekindle interest, Niantic just sort of figured, “hey, sponsorship deals with Starbucks and Sprint will do the job, right?” Their complete lack of communication during its buggy period didn’t help.

Candy, Kisses, & Elevator Sex (John x Reader x Alex)

A/N: Here’s my Valentine’s Day Special! Sorry it took so long, got into my writing zone and just couldn’t stop! Hope you enjoy!

You opened your eyes enjoying the feeling of refreshment that you didn’t usually get from just waking up. You snatched your phone off the bedside charger to check the time.


You overslept! Springing out of bed, you ripped off your pajamas as you bolted to the bathroom to get ready. Half an hour later you were dressed at least semi-well and running to catch the train to work. If you gave it your all you might be able to make it to work on time.

Panting for air, you held your travel cup of bitter black coffee in your hand and a pop tart in your other. They balanced in your grip as the station came into your sights. Just a few blocks away, the heel of one of your pumps caught itself on a crack in sidewalk and made you crash onto the cement. It was food and drink massacre.

The frosting from the pop tart smeared on the sleeve of your coat. The force of the tumble popped the top off your mug and coffee spilled everywhere. Your knees and palms had been scraped and bruised along with your ego.

Getting back on your feet, you found that your heel was finished. Limping the rest of the blocks to the station, you purchased a ticket and struggled up the stairs to the boarding platform before the train arrived.

You slumped in the farthest corner of the train and sighed wondering if the day could get any worse. Then her phone vibrated.

It was a text from your boyfriend, Sam. He must sent you a Happy Valentine’s Day text message. He was so sweet. You unlocked your phone to look at the message, excited that it must be about your plans for tonight. He said he had a surprise for you!

Sammy Sea-bunny:

Salutations (Y/N). I’m sorry to inform you that I have fallen in love with someone else. I’m regret that I couldn’t tell you in person. Hope we can still be friends.

You stared at your phone. The pain in your knees and palms from your fall overshadowed by the pain you were feeling in your heart. You couldn’t believe it. You already made reservations at an exclusive resort in California for your vacation in June. You had planned to London for his birthday. You quickly replied back.


Eat a dick, asshole.

You silenced your phone and shoved it into the deepest part of your purse. It was all too much for you to take especially on a day without your daily coffee and breakfast. One more thing and you’d lose it. You just needed to make it through one work day and later you can cry over a glass of wine and your emergency chocolate stash.

Standing in front of the silver elevator doors in your bare feet, you waited impatiently for the doors to open. About two blocks into your walk from the train station, you decided to forsake your heels and go bare foot because it was better than limping around. Luckily you kept an extra pair of sandals in your desk that would get you through the day. You didn’t have any client meetings and had just treated yourself to a pedicure, so your feet looked fabulous.

The doors finally opened and a bunch of people pushed past you. You stepped in and pressed the button for the fiftieth floor. Behind her came in two younger men. One pushed a cart full of dozens of assorted floral bouquets and Valentine’s baskets. You glanced from one handsome face to the next. Ugh.

They were attractive to say the least. Nice features, full lips, young faces, slender bodies, and it looked like they had some well-defined muscles underneath their clothes. You licked your lips and looked away. Not like you wanted anything to do with the male species ever again, but looking didn’t count right?

The taller one and the one close to you were dressed in jeans and blue t-shirts, his jacket tied around his slender waist. He pushed the button for the sixtieth floor and met your eye. He gave you a small smirk like he knew you were staring. You scowled in reply, looking at the doors in front of you. Screw pretty boys and the rest of their kind.

Out of the corner of your eye you could spot him looking you over. You quickly felt the urge to explain why you were carrying your shoes but pushed it away. You didn’t need to explain yourself to anyone, especially two guys in a elevator.

You sighed and closed your eyes as the elevator began to move up. Soon you’d be in your cubicle, put on your flip-flops, and get some high calorie sugar treat and crappy coffee from the vending machine area. The guys behind you were talking about something, but you were honestly too busy thinking about whether to get a cinnamon bun and powdered donuts when a strange screeching sound came from above. The three of them looked at each other that sound was obviously not normal. Then, came a loud clicking followed by one weird bang and then elevator completely halted.

“What the hell was that?!” said the short guy. He walked over and pressed his floor button a few times.

“I don’t know but it doesn’t sound good,” said his friend. His hands buried in his jean pockets as he leaned into the corner of the elevator, legs crossed nervously. He wore the same blue t-shirt with matching logo on the front. Same as the other guy. You could make out the design more clearly now. Washington Floral Co. That was the local flower shop a few blocks over. You had seen their bouquets in the building before.

“Please don’t tell me we’re stuck in here,” you whispered. You walked over to the control panel. “Of all days, why’d it have to do today?” You pressed the emergency call button.

A voice came over the speaker. “Peggy here.”

“Hello. Um… I think the elevator stopped.”

“Can you tell me which one miss?”

You looked at the two boys but they both shrugged their shoulders.

“Uh… the one not moving. Isn’t there some kind of master panel or something?” You asked, rubbing your forehead. “I think it’s the middle one on the left, maybe. Or it could be the right?”

“Alright, I’ll contact maintenance and get someone on it. Sit tight. We’ll have you out in a jiffy~.”

“I hope they hurry up. We’ve got a ton of deliveries to make today,” said the short guy as he flung his jacket onto the bottom of the cart. He ran a hand through his dark locks and you wondered at how it was possible for it to look even better tousled. “John, better call Mrs.W, tell her what’s going on.”

John dialed up whoever Mrs.W was and turned to face the far wall for privacy. Which wasn’t really that private since they were trapped in an elevator. You caught sight of his firm backside and did a double take. Following along his waist up to his shoulders where his t-shirt was stretched taut by the muscles in his back, curving over his shoulders and hugging the muscles in his arms. He had a nice swimmers body type. Your stomach flipped and you snapped your head away.

You tried to focus on playing on your phone instead, looking at the time. Only five minutes had passed. Everything was being handled right? They’d be out in fifteen minutes tops, right? You took a deep breath and jammed your hands in your pockets hoping the rescue would come fast.

Twenty more minutes went by and Peggy’s voice finally came back. “Hello ma’am?”

You rushed up to talk near the mic. Not that she needed to but it felt awkward just talking into air. “I’m here.”

“It’s going to be a little longer than we thought. Seems there a computer malfunction and we have to get the tech guys. It’ll be awhile.”

“Peggy?“ You waited for her to reply but got nothing. “Peggy! How long is awhile?”

“I’d say at least an hour or two. However, traffic is pretty bad today. Could be three.”

“Three hours!”

“Sorry ma’am. You got company or are you by yourself?”

She looked at the two boys. “There’s two other people in here with me. But don’t you have cameras?”

“Yep, but they’ve been out of order for weeks now. Some parts on back order. Always something isn’t it?” she laughed.

You on the other hand didn’t feel like laughing one bit. You backed up to the elevator’s wall and dropped to the floor, looking at the small square you were trapped in. The walls were closing in, seeming to get thinner. Three hours. She would have to sit here for three whole hours at the least. The events of the day hitting you like a ton of bricks.

You buried your face in your hands and that’s when the flood gates broke. A slow trickle at first, until both eyes gushed salty tears and you sat there sobbing into your hurt hands.

“Hey now. Being in an elevator with the two of us isn’t all that bad, is it?” said a voice from the other side of the room.

You gave sniffle, peeking between the strands of hair that cascaded in front of her eyes. The tall one in the corner had sat down as well and was scooting up closer to her. Oh my gosh!

You had finally reached rock bottom, crying your eyes out in a elevator in front of two hot guys. Squeezing your eyes tight and hiding your face more, wishing you could just disappear.

“Are you okay,” he asked, gently touching your leg and quickly looked up. You saw his deep brown eyes and freckles staring at you, through those sweet dark lashes, worried. “We won’t be in here forever you know.”

You shook her head. “It’s not that.”

You pulled up the text from Sam, holding it out for the stranger to see.

“Holy shit.” He gave her leg a firm squeeze. “I’m so sorry. That sucks and today of all days.”

“What sucks?” Alex knelt down next to them and freckles showed him the phone. “Woah. That’s a crappy way to start the day, huh?”

“You have no idea,” you said, telling them about the rest of your morning.

“So that’s the reason you weren’t wearing shoes. I’m Alex by the way and this big lug is John. We deliver for the florist not too far from here to help out with college expenses.”

“(Y/N). I work in the building. Shouldn’t you have classes now?”

“Yeah, but we’re skipping because we make a shit-ton of cash on Valentine’s Day.”

You couldn’t help but smile. “I bet.”

Alex’s eyebrows creased. “Listen, don’t worry about that Sam-I-Am guy. You got it goin’ on and deserve way better than that ass.”

You blushed, never could take a compliment.

“I couldn’t take my eyes off you when you first walked in and I was so nervous when you caught me.”

“Stop it,” You giggled. “But thanks.”

“I have an idea,” said John, his eyes sparkling with playfulness.

“This guy has the best ideas.”

“Let’s see what Miss floor 60 has in one of her baskets?”

“No way! We can’t do that!” You protested.

“Don’t worry about it,” said John, waving you off.

“She has most of the cart. Besides our boss will give the guy a refund. Say it was a delivery problem because of an elevator problem. Which is technically right.” He smiled, sporting two dimples on either side of his smile. He must of got a lot of tips with that smile.

“She must be a pret-ty busy woman,” said John with a huge grin.

You looked at the cart full of sweets and swallowed. Then you looked at the two men across from you, heat traveling down your body. You decided to ignore it by fiddling with your skirt.

Alex jumped up and walked over to the cart, scanning over the gifts that Miss 60 received. “This one.” He held up a basket. There was nothing special or fancy about the packaging. It appears to be the simplest one. “No card and nothing special about it, she’ll never notice it’s gone.”

The two guys ripped open the basket packaging like kids on Christmas. You shook your head as they pulled out some of the stuff inside.

John picked up a bottle of champagne from the basket. “Looks like we have something to drink!” He tore off the gold wrapping and popped the cork with ease. The basket didn’t include glasses, so the three of you had to make do without. John held out the bottle to you. “Ladies first, of course.”

You took it and raised it up. “Cheers and Happy Valentine’s Day to us.”

Putting the bottle to your mouth and letting the liquid glide down your throat. You passed it off to John, brushing fingertips in the exchange. Pleasure tingled between her legs. Your eyes met and a slow smile curved his lips making your nipples tighten. What was happening? You had gotten dumped, then two guys come along, and you were all in an extremely enclosed space.

John took three swigs, licking his lips as he looked at you, and then handed the bottle to Alex, who pulled out a box of chocolates. “Anyone up for some free chocolate?”

“Yes please.” You raised your hand. Finally you’d get some food in you.

Alex was about to pass the box to you but John put a hand in front to stop him. He leaned over and whispered something in Alex’s ear. You couldn’t hear but Alex nodded and grinned as they whispered to each other, then they turned to you.

“Sooo, you can have a chocolate, but you have to close your eyes.” Alex stated with a waggle of his brows. Suddenly the temperature seemed to spike as your mouth went dry.

“What the—? No way I’m closing my eyes.” You crossed your arms and leaned back against wall, trying hard to ignore the waves of excitement that flooded your body.

“Come on. Live a little.” John dangled piece of chocolate in front of your face.

“You. Are. So. Bad.” You bit her lip.
“Give me that champagne.”

You held out your palm and Alex passed the bottle to you. Wrapping your lips around the bottle and gulping down two more mouthfuls.

“What’s wrong with being bad?” asked John innocently, popping a chocolate into his mouth. “Makes games more fun and if you don’t like our game, you can stop. Cross my heart and hope to die.”

John crossed the left side of his chest, making you wonder what his chest looked like under that fitted t-shirt and her heart sped up.

“But I must give you a word of warning, we’ve never met anyone that hasn’t appreciated any one of our games~”

You could feel the wetness between her legs grow. Head swimming with all your ideas of what kind of games these two wanted to play? “So you two often play games together?”

A smile spread across John’s freckled face, knowing what was running through your mind. “Only with the special ones.”

You followed the length of John’s body as he stretched out in front of you, admiring the way his shirt curved over his arms and clung to the tight body, how the denim of his jeans placed low on his waist and your eyes nearly popped out at the bulge straining in his pants. A rush of electricity surged through you as your eyes darted back to his cute face. “A-And you’re considering me special?”

“Today, we want to treat you like a Queen,” said Alex as he sat up on his heels.

Too excited, you couldn’t resist anymore. “So, what do I have to do?”

“While your eyes are closed, you have guess the right flavor inside of the chocolate,” replied John nonchalantly.

“What do I get if I’m right?”

“Heh… if you’re right, Alex or I, depending on who you got the chocolate from, will have to take off an article of clothing. But… if you’re wrong… you do.” John smiled again like before, like he knew just how hard you wanted him. By chance, he moved his hand to adjust himself and your eyes carefully eying his body and movements.

Alex leaned over, closer to you and grabbing the champagne bottle that sat in her lap and took a gulp. The air suddenly became heated as the three of you sat there and looked from one to another. You couldn’t believe you were doing this!

You were about to play strip chocolate game with probably the most attractive guys she’d ever been in a room with. Your vanilla sex life was about to end.

You took a deep breath to try and calm yourself. “Okay, I’ll play.”

“Sweet,” Alex exclaimed and sat up straight.

“Me first,” said John, grabbing a chocolate and crawling over to you on his knees holding the piece of chocolate in one hand. “Now, close your eyes.”

You couldn’t hide your blush, closing your eyes tightly and waiting to feel the chocolate on your lips. You felt the pressure of something smooth along your lips and opened your mouth, tasting the minty richness of chocolate on your taste buds as the small piece entered your mouth followed by the touch of soft warm lips on yours. John’s lips. He had bitten off half of the chocolate and given you the other half. The chocolate began to melt in your mouth as his lips lingered on yours and his body hovered over you. Your body trembling from just one teeny kiss.

You opened her eyes as John backed away, his eyes half-libbed and swimming with desire. “So, what flavor?”

“…what?…” Oh, right, you had to guess the flavor. You chewed and swallowed the rest of tasty treat. “Easy one. Mint.”

John grinned. “That’s right.”

He wasted no time pulling off his t-shirt. You lost all ability to function. He was slender but his abdominal muscle clearly defined. You just wanted to reach out and brush your fingertips along in his slim frame.

You watched as his eyes flickered down to your chest and back to your face. That’s when you realized the show you were giving the two of them the entire time. Your nipples were tiny mountains against the soft fabric of your thin bra since you rejected the one with padding this morning and they had made their presence know under your red silk blouse.

You snatched the champagne away from Alex. You had a desire to just pour it over John’s chest and lick off every yummy drop but pushed that idea away.

“Time for my shot,” sung Alex already in front of you, the chocolate between his teeth.

“You are nonstop,” You said, wiping some champagne from the side of your mouth.

He pulled the chocolate out of his mouth with his fingers. “Yep, I’ve been told that a few times. Now, close your eyes.”

You closed your eyes again but secretly peeked a bit, watching as Alex crawled up to you and raised his face up to yours, delicately sliding his hands up the back of your head and tangling his fingers in your hair. He was floating so close that you could feel the heat radiating off his body on yours. Shit, he was so sexy. You felt like you were losing your mind. You were so turned on that you just wanted to jump the two boys and eat them up like chocolate.

Alex finally pressed his lips to yours, sliding the chocolate into your mouth. Soft. Creamy. Delicate. Alex plunged his tongue in afterward and crushed a kiss against her mouth, leaving you hot and breathless. He pulled away, his eyes darkened with lust.

“What did you think?”

Your cheeks were still burning from the kiss, but you managed to respond. “Delectable. Cherry is one of my favorite flavors. You lose.”

John laughed. “She got you, man.”

Alex chuckled, looking you directly in the eyes as he pulled off his shirt without breaking contact. You caught a sniff of his body spray as he threw his shirt into the other corner. The scent filled your nose and she wanted it all over her body, covering her, him covering her. The throbbing between her legs intensified and the magnetic pull she felt from each man as they went back and forth was dizzying.

“Alright, alright, time for the second round and it’s going to get a lot harder.” John shook the box of chocolates in hand mixing them up.

Harder? That’s exactly what you wanted. “Prepare to lose.”

Alex grinned, peering into the box since John already chose his piece. “Confident, are you? Then how about this. Round two is double or nothing.”

The boys looked at you for approval.

“Why not,” you said with a shrug. “I’ve still got all my clothes on.”

“Okay, but I just want to make sure you’re good with this,” he said, his face and voice serious.

“Fellas, I am so good with this right now you couldn’t comprehend it.”

Alex beamed. “Double or nothing then.”

John placed the chocolate between his pearly whites and began to crawl toward you except this time you decided to meet him halfway. You faced each other on your knees, leaning up and biting off half of the chocolate in his mouth. You sucked the piece into your mouth and let it melt on her tongue. John was right, it was harder. Peanut? Macadamia? Almond? Walnut? You weren’t really a fan of nuts, so you had no idea.

John leaned over to place a gentle kiss over her lips. Welcoming him, you threw her arms over his shoulders. Your tongues exploring each other’s mouths as his hands traveled down your back and pulled you close.

He pressed his hips into yours and the feel of his cock against you almost cost you the game. The friction between your thighs was so much that you’d need release soon but they weren’t actually going to finish you off in the elevator, right?

John pulled away from the kiss but still kept his lips on yours.

“Flavor?” he asked, his lips against yours, his breath hot on your face. Your mind was to mushy to register for a second, feeling drunk on chocolate and kisses.


He cocked his half-smile again. “Nope. You. Lose.”

You went completely red. John didn’t back away and Alex didn’t look away. “A deal’s a deal, I guess.”

You couldn’t believe your were going to take your shirt off in an elevator. One by one you undid the simple buttons on your blouse, sliding it off your shoulders and letting it fall away. You were relieved that you wore a newer bra.

“That’s one piece,” you panted. John put his hands behind his back, looking like he couldn’t stop from touching you.

Now you could do the teasing. Unzipping your skirt, pushing it down your hips, pass your thighs, and to your knees. You looked at both of them noticing how they were intensely staring.

Standing back upright she faced John. “I still have another turn.”

Wordless, John moved to the side to let you pass. You looked at Alex who had placed the chocolate between his lips and patted his stomach, motioning you to straddle him. You rubbed your sweaty palms on your thighs, making them burn more. You situated yourself onto him and bit down on the chocolate. Leaning more onto Alex, pressing chest to chest, face to face, the boner beneath his jeans hard and protruding.

“Cinnamon,” you mumbled.


With you still on top, Alex slid off his pants and then his boxers. The only thing between you was the thin fabric of your panties that you were pretty sure are soaked by now due to the last round.

“So…um… who won?”

Alex got up to his knees and knelt in front of you. His hard cock, brushing against your thigh. You couldn’t help yourself, dropping your eyes to peek down, wanting to know what he’d been hiding. His slim physique did not do him justice!

So long and thick, you just wanted to reach out and stroke it, lick across the smooth skin and make him beg for more.

“Is there ever really a loser in stripping games?” John asked.

You laughed, shaking your head. Biting your lip, asking the question that weighed desperately on your mind.

“So… how far can the game go?”

Alex lifted her chin with an index finger. “As far as you want Queen (Y/N).”

“Why didn’t you say that in the first place! Game over!” You exclaimed, wrapping a hand around Alex’s cock and the other around his neck, plunging him into a deep kiss. He passionately kissed back, enveloping your mouth, tangling with your tongue. Then you felt the hands of someone else behind you.

John knelt behind you, kissing the tender area of your ear, sending currents of pleasure down your body.

“Which of us do you prefer? Have a favorite?” he asked.

You looked at him from over your shoulder. “I don’t know. It’s like asking me to choose between apple pie or cinnamon rolls. I just can’t. Do I have to pick?”

John pressed a kissed to your lips in reply. Feeling behind you, scrambling with trying to unbutton his jeans, anxious to get them off. Meanwhile, Alex quickly busied himself with your breasts. Taking off your bra, rolling your nipples between his fingers, licking at the hard buds, making sure to give them equal attention.

John finally removed his jeans and boxers, his cock sprung from the fabric prison and slid along your backside causing little waves of heat to follow. Reaching his hand around, he slipped two fingers into you.

“You are so wet.”

Your pussy felt like it was on fire. You moaned as John made little circles with his finger on your clit. Alex moved his head to take one of your breasts into his mouth, sucking and rolling it with his tongue. You arched against John as he stroked your slit and Alex played with your breasts.

“Fuck,” you grunted, grasping Alex’s shoulders for support, your pelvis bouncing on John’s hand.

John came out from behind her, placing his shirt on the floor and laying you on it.

“Have you ever been with two men before,” he asked lustfully.

“No,” you panted. Alex gently slid his jacket under your head and kissed the top of your nose as John placed himself between your legs. You shivered in anticipation.

He spread your legs wide and gave you a smile before burying his tongue in your fold. Fixing his mouth around your mound and plunging deep inside. You gasped and squirmed at the intense pleasure that blew through your body. Alex sucked on your bottom lip while John played with your pussy.

Moaning at how Alex devoured your mouth, while John plunged and greedily licked your folds and thrust his fingers inside you, slowly, achingly pumping in and out.

Spreading your legs more and arching your pelvis, you grabbed Alex by the neck and pulled his face to yours, twisting your hands in his dark locks. You were so close!

You felt the tension build up in your groin, desperately wanting relief. Pulling away from Alex’s mouth you moaned thirstily.


John popped his head up. “Trade places!”

Before you knew it John had spun you by the legs toward Alex. You quickly felt the warmth of Alex’s two smaller hands as he raised your hips up and pulled you against his skillful mouth. He vigorously devoured you again.

He moved faster and wilder than John, alternating between finger and tongue, between circles and broad strokes, up and down.

“Alex!” You bucked and screamed his name.

Your hips thrust up and you went for his head but John blocked with a passionate kiss, encasing you in his arms. You fell back trapped in John’s embrace. White haze appearing behind your eyelids as the tension built up in your stomach. Your body wiggling and breath completely out in short pants.

“Ahhh…” she moaned into John’s kiss.

John broke away. “Hold up. Not yet.”

Alex gave one more hard lick to your entrance before lifting his head. Panting you could only lay there and mewl.

“What?… No… don’t stop.”

John knelt in front of you, that familiar grin back on his face, his eyes drilling into you. “I saw you licking your lips earlier.”

His eyes flashed to his cock then back up to you.

Finally! Readily crawling closer to him on all fours, grasping his cock with both hands. You licked the salty cum from the tip, taking more into your mouth. His cock was big, one of the biggest ones you’ve ever had the pleasure of blowing so you couldn’t hold yourself back from working all the way down his length till he reached the back of your throat.

John’s head fell back, his eyes shut tight as he gave a carnal hiss. You mentally smiled to yourself. John tangled a hand in your hair and held your shoulder with the other as Alex placed himself next to you, his warm palms massaging your bare butt.

He positioned his cock at your entrance, gripping your waist, and thrusting inside you, finally filling you. You squealed around John’s cock, tongue circling the cock. Alex pumped in and out, rocking you back and forth on John’s cock. Alex picked up the pace and you sucked harder. Getting off on how you could give pleasure and get pleasure at the same time.

Alex hit that spot deep within you that sent a huge tremor of pleasure through you and made stars appear in your vision. To make it better Alex reached around and stroked your clit while he pounded into you. His hand moved rapidly and wildly. The three of you built up a thread of stress that was about to snap. HARD!

Airy grunts, gasps, and the sound of skin slapping on skin echoing in the cramped elevator. You were lost in the pleasure and passion of the moment.

John hardened his grip on your shoulder. “I’m going to come.”

You reached up and played with his balls, making his entire body shudder with a few more thrusts before discharging the salty warmth of his orgasm into your mouth. You still kept sucking eagerly on his cock, wanting to prolong the moment.

John pulled your hands up to his shoulders as Alex continued to finger your clit and fuck you from behind. The feeling getting stronger than any you had ever experienced before. Digging your fingers into John’s shoulders. You were going to come!

“Oh, hell yes!”

“I love to hear you say that,” Alex breathed heavily as he continued his motions. Your body began to tremble and tighten around his cock as he came inside you. Your body exploded like little tiny riffles that blew through your body, exploding in different directions, and everything else melting away.

When you came back, the three of you collapsed in a tangle of naked arms and legs and bodies.

John kissed your forehead and Alex kissed your neck.

“Happy Valentine’s Day,” They said together.

You smiled and cuddled closer to them. “Happy Valentine’s Day.”

John planted another kiss on your lips as Alex lightly smacked your ass.

You froze when static erupted from the speaker on the button panel.

“Hello Ma’am?”

You quickly got up. “Y—Yes?”

“Sorry for the wait. There was trouble fixing it. Luckily the fire department is on their way to get you guys out of there and will be there in a few.”

“A few!” The three of you jumped up. “Thanks a lot!”

Racing to put on your clothes already able hear the noises coming from above. Getting the last button on your shirt just as the scraping of metal on metal came from above.

The door in the elevator ceiling was being removed and a head poked itself through. You quickly checked yourself, making sure nothing looked off.

John and Alex were clothed but a little flushed and sweaty. Did you look as sweaty as them? John inched his way over to you and fixed the back of your skirt with that mischievous grin of his. You bit the inside of your cheek, desperately hoping that the fireman wouldn’t figure you out.

“Ladies go first. We’ll send down the ladder and you two help her on up, okay?”

“Yes sir,” they answered in unison.

The ladder came down and you looked to the both of them. No time to give them a proper good bye.

“You’re one special woman. That Sam guy is an absolute idiot,” said Alex raking a hand through his hair.

“Hope the rest of your day is fit for a Queen,” said John, swallowing and looking like he could go another ten rounds. You bit your lip, the tingling between your legs and grew damp again.

You kissed each of their hands and put one to each of their mouths.

“Thank you,” you mumbled. Turning and stepping on the first rung of the wiggly ladder. Alex and John placed hands on your hips to balance you as ascended. Making it up a few rungs before halting.

“Sorry!” You held up a finger. “I need a minute,” You called up to the waiting fireman.

You hopped down and faced Alex and John. “I was just wondering if you two had any plans for the first week of June?”

The guys looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders, looking back at you curiously.

“Any chance you’re both interested in a summer vacation to Cali? I already have reservations for two…but since some asshole won’t be going anymore… I’m sure I can add one more. Maybe make up another game or two over there?”

“I’ll start packing,” said John. Excitement dancing in his beautiful brown eyes, knowing he was already starting to create new games in his mind.

“I prefer the right side of the bed,” commented Alex, a snarky grin sealing the deal.

“Perfect.” Sticking your business card in each of their back pockets, giving them both a slap on the ass while you were back there, and then made your way back up the ladder.

When you got out of the elevator shaft your boss was waiting for you to give you the rest of the day off. She must have felt bad for you and you weren’t going to refuse a day off. You headed back to the train station with a skip in your step, but not without stopping by a small cafe where you got the richest highest calorie counting coffee and pastry on the menu. You sat at table still shoeless, sipping and eating. Suddenly your phone went off.

You got a text from John and Alex, asking if you’d be interested in getting some drinks later tonight and meet some of their ‘friends’. Looks like your Valentine’s Day was just getting started.

Top 10 Games that Just Happen to Have Good Fishing in Them. (pt.2)



The first Nier is great, and is made even better with the addition of fishing. (I mean, what isn’t?) Pretty simple directional tug of war system, but once you get the hang of it, there’s some fun to be had here. Just don’t fish outside of your current rank, as it’s impossible and will only lead to frustration. If you haven’t played the original game - give it a try.

Animal Crossing

Animal Crossing is the perfect game for fishing.  Hanging out with your animal pals just throwing a few lines, and just enjoying each other’s company. Simple ‘push button when splash’ system, but it’s rewarding enough that you’ll find yourself muttering ‘just one more’.  Filling up the museum’s aquarium is a nice addition, and adds some further incentive.  Had some great times with these games.


I haven’t committed myself to a Pokemon game since Yellow, but I do vividly remember the excitement of finally landing something other than a Magicarp.  It was a SUPER simplified system of ‘using’ your rod on a water tile and initiating a battle with a wild Pokemon. Later games improved on the fishing and made it more active by having the player set the hook, but the anticipation of landing a new pokemon is what keeps you engaged.

Final Fantasy XV

Imagine my surprise and delight when I discovered that the main protagonist of FFXV was an angler, and a huge dork about it. There’s a great tension / durability / tug system in play here that really rewards patience. Additionally, you can equip different reels / rods / lures. Weather and time of day also come into play- hell, the system gets pretty deep if you want to invest yourself.  I was extremely happy with the fishing in XV, and I wasted a ton of gil in the monster coliseum trying to get enough cash to buy the best reel in the game- just to enjoy it even more.


Torchlight is a great little game, and the fishing is a fun little addition.  The fish and items you catch can be given to your companion pet to either run back to town and sell, or to chow down on.  Fish that your pet eats will grant different abilities and buffs - sometimes even changing them into other animals / monsters.

BONUS: Sonic Adventure

I know Big gets a bad rap, but the guy just loves fishing.  Nothing wrong with that.  I know - people don’t play Sonic games to sit and fish, but I would argue that having Big there is a nice counter to the rest of the characters.  He’s just a chill ass dude looking for his bud who’s been mixed up in this whole Chaos mess.  Besides - Big’s levels are really just SEGA BASS FISHING IN A SONIC GAME which is just great.  Peanut-butter in my chocolate.  

5/4 FISH would fish again.

Honorable Mentions: (Haven’t played / Didn’t make the cut)

  • Persona 4
  • Breath of the Wild III / IV
  • Legend of the River King
  • Legend of Legaia
  • Dark Cloud I / II
  • Yakuza
  • Harvest Moon

You guys have any other favs?


Let’s see, finished my taxes and somehow I get a ton of cash money 💰 back! That year in Africa was helpful financially.

So me and the kiddos are going to play hard in LA for spring break. I found this LA Go pass, which includes Universal Studio, knots berry farm, Santa Monica pier, and a bunch of fun stuff. Can’t wait.

Chicken Piccata!

Some tips for those of you who are getting started with makeup

(to get things out of the way: you can wear makeup regardless of sexual orientation and gender and if anyone tells you otherwise then disregard them)

  • Your foundation should match your skin tone

Not lighter & not darker, your foundation colour should blend with the colour of your face, NOT the back of your hand.

Note that it should also match the warmth of your skin. Some foundations work better with warmer skintones & other work better with colder. To see if you’ve got warm or cold tones check your veins & what jewelry look good on you. If gold jewelry looks better and if your veins are greenish your skintone is warm. If silver suits you better and your veins are blue-ish or purple you’ve got a cold skintone.

  • The bare essentials to get are: foundation (or bb cream if you want lighter coverage), concealer, mascara & eyelash curler, blush, 3 or 4 eyeshadows in earthy tones (they’re easier to practice with. Once you get acquainted with blending & gradients you can safely venture in any colours you like), blending brush, eye liner brush, stiff brush, lip pencil, and lipstick.
  • if you’ve got hooded eyes: don’t apply shimmery eyeshadows on the hood, instead opt for matte ones.
  • Always curl your lashes before applying mascara
  • Don’t pump the mascara wand inside the bottle. This will only dry the product out quicker. Instead swipe the wand along the inner walls of the container.
  • You will make mistakes when using liquid eyeliner even after a lot of practice. Q tips soaked with makeup remover are great to help with mistakes.
  • When using waterproof makeup always use the appropriate makeup remover made for it.
  • Your lip pencil should match your lipstick shade or be a tone darker, never lighter.
  • If you want matte lips, place a thin tissue over your lipstick and lightly dab loose powder on the tissue.
  • You should only use powder in oily areas not on your whole face.
  • If you wanna rock black lipstick, use a black pencil, never just the lipstick.
  • Only use a dab of lipgloss at the centre of your lips.
  • After applying lipstick put your ring finger in your mouth to get out excess lipstick that would end up on your teeth.
  • If you want your eye makeup to last all day you might want to invest in an eyeshadow base
  • ALWAYS moisturize your skin before applying foundation.
  • You can use lipstick as blush, but never blush as lipstick.
  • Eyeshadows > eye pencils.
  • Get a blending brush & blend, blend, blend
  • Put foundation on your neck as well.
  • Practice makes perfect.
  • Check out as many makeup videos for inspiration & tips.
  • You don’t have to spend a shit ton of cash, drugstore products work just as fine.
  • You’re doing it for you so remember to have fun <3

anonymous asked:

Fluffy UF!Pap headcanons?:3 -K

( *I’m all about some Edgy fluff.  I’m really tempted to throw in some HC’s with him and Red, but I’ll save that for another time.)

UF!Papyrus– smoothing out those rough edges:   

Date nights are elaborate.  Edge is all about perfection, so he’s planned everything out to a T, and you’re on a strict schedule.  He’s going to throw a ton of cash around, but it’s all just to impress you.  He’s not above renting an entire restaurant out for dinner, and hopefully you tell him if you like music or performances because he’s buying tickets to everything he sees advertised.

He’s not used to being touched, so it takes him a while to be the one to initiate physical contact.  Before you started dating, you might end up sitting close enough to him on the couch that your side would touch his, and he’d slowly try to lean in toward you in order to feel more of your body against his.  

He likes his jaw and collar bone being touched.  It’s instantly blush-inducing. 

Once he gets comfortable enough, he’s a cuddler.  He’s definitely the big spoon; he wants you to be facing away from him so you can’t see how flustered he is, but he loves having his arms around you.  He regularly wants to tuck your head under his chin.  

His kisses are inexperienced, but passionate.  His fangs are probing, and despite the fact that it feels a little clumsy the first couple of make-out sessions, he exudes confidence and is a quick learner.  

He’s a hand-holder, but on the down-low.  PDA flusters him, but if you call him out on it, he’ll take it as a personal challenge and make out with you in front of everyone.

He takes your criticism to heart.  

He’s fiercely protective of you.

… And he really wants you to wear a collar.  

(*Oh, and here’s a parental HC I meant to list in that ask, but forgot: )

When his kid is in the toddler stages, Edge occasionally lets them sleep with him.  During the night, his shirt rides up and the kid frequently ends up with limbs wedged into Papyrus’s rib cage.
There was one occasion where Paps woke up and the kid was entirely inside his rib cage, and he freaked out.  

December 9, 1916 - Russia Opens Murmansk-Petrograd Railroad 

Pictured - Austro-Hungarian prisoners operate a handcar for Russian surveyors. This photo was taken by Sergei Prokudin-Gorsky, who was commissioned by the Tsar to document the vast Russian Empire through photographs. His marvelous work in color offers a view of a world on the edge of revolution.

Russia had manpower, but it needed supplies and cash. Britain and France obliged with thousands of tons of war good and millions in credit, but all the help in the world was useless if Russia didn’t have a rail system to transport material from the ports to the front. Astonishingly, it didn’t - even the Siberian Railway could only really go from West to East - so these tons of supplies sat rusting in Russian dockyards. To fix this problem, the Tsarist government set about building a railway that connected the Arctic port of Murmansk to the capital, Petrograd.

With the labor of over 70,000 German and Austro-Hungarian prisoners of war, the Russian government finally opened the railway in December 1916. It took a year and a half of work, and the death of more than 25,000 prisoners, before it was ready. Yet the winter of 1916 was too late to have much of an effect on Russia’s war effort. The Bolsheviks would inherit the logistical railway after the Civil War, which they renamed the Kirov Line after a prominent Old Bolshevik.


-Suga packing enough sunscreen to cover three whole families

-Daichi and Suga arguing over directions while Asahi cowers helplessly in the back seat

-Daichi and Suga continue to argue at the gas station while Suga holds an oversized map

-them getting back onto the road and realizing 20 minutes later that they left Asahi back at the convenience store


-Suga having an Adele level singing voice, Daichi being tone deaf and Asahi smiling while quietly singing

-them arriving at a motel at 3 a.m and all sleeping in the same bed cuz they’re too burnt out to care


-Asahi forgetting his toothbrush and having to survive on breath mints and gum for the first couple days

-Suga and Asahi taking a ton of selfies with Daichi when he falls asleep during the drive

-Suga having a fuck ton of cash saved up solely for the purpose of souvenirs

-Suga and Daichi subtlety teaming up to make sure Asahi has a good time and actually relax for once

-The three of them sitting on the car roof and eating junk food at like 2 a.m and just having a really great time in each other’s prescense



Unexpected Meeting

Group/Member: Got7/Yugyeom

Words: 359

Genre: DrugLord!Yugyeom

Summary: Y/N thought Yugyeom was cheating on her, but the night ended with a completely different outcome

Request: anonymous

A/N: My first Yugyeom scenario! Hope you enjoy! ~Admin Unnie

Originally posted by jongdabae

I had just gotten out of the shower and was ready to cuddle and go to sleep with my gorgeous husband when that thought was shattered. I walked into the bedroom to see that he was in the process of getting dressed. “Gyeomie, what’s going on?” I inquire as I sit down on our bed. “I gotta go deal with something at work. Should only be few hours.”

“At 10:00 pm? Dressed up that nicely?”

“Yes. Like I said, I’ll be back in a few hours.” He kissed me on the forehead and bid me goodbye, then walked out the door. He better not be cheating on me. I quickly put on some pants and went to follow him.

We pulled into a parking lot outside an abandoned warehouse, and I followed him. If he’s cheating on me, what a dump to meet the woman in. He walks inside. I wait a few minutes before getting out of my car and following him. When I walked in I was shocked to see him counting a wad of cash while surrounded by tons of cocaine. “Yugyeom, what is this?” He and everyone else in the warehouse seemed very surprised to see me. Some even went to pull out their guns. “Wait it’s okay. It’s just my wife.” He assured those few. “Give us a second.” Everyone left except for the two of us. “What are you doing here, y/n?”

“I was afraid you were cheating on me. You’re a drug lord?”

“I would never cheat on you. And yes, I guess you could put it that way.”

“Why didn’t you ever tell me? Were you afraid I would judge you? Because I wouldn’t. I love you, flaws and all.” He smiled and looked down at the ground. When he looked back up he said, “No I did it to protect you. If you were involved, then the many enemies I’ve made in this business would target you to get to me.” I stare at him for a second. “Well as long as you aren’t cheating on me.”

“This is why I love you.” He managed to get out between laughs.

Disney Life Lessons

Beauty and the Beast: As long as it’s for cash and a ton of library books, beastiality is okay.

Toy Story: We’re all big-headed show-offs, and once we get knocked down to size we realize that life is meaningless, so we should all embrace our doom and have a tea party.

Snow White: Suspicious foods from strangers are okay to eat as long as the seller says it’s “magic.”

Lion King: Run away from your problems until you can’t anymore, and then push your uncle off a cliff.

Pinocchio: Skip school. Become an “ass.”

Dumbo: Placebos work wonders.

Bambi: Have fun through your childhood. Once puberty and girls hit, you and your bros are fucked.

Cinderella: Look pretty–get rich.

Alice in Wonderland: Life is so much more fun when you’re high.

Peter Pan: Fuck adulthood.

Sleeping Beauty: When trouble hits, sleep til someone else fixes it.

Jungle Book: Screw “bros before hoes!”

Robin Hood: Stealing is good, and being a criminal is fun and gets all the girls.

The Little Mermaid: Is he hot? If he is, who cares what mom and dad think?

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Ugly people never get the girl.

Mulan: Bored? Cross dress and make your army captain gay.

Monster’s Inc.: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me…

Lilo and Stitch: Never give aliens coffee.

Finding Nemo: Whales make great public transport.

Ratatouille: Great influences lie and cheat their way to the top.

WALL-E: When we destroy Earth to pollution, let’s go out to space and get even lazier.

Up: “An explorer scout is a friend to all, be it bird or mouse or tiny mole,” rhymes.

Tangled: Teenage rebellion and running away with a hot gangster is healthy.

Frozen: Everything Disney has ever told you is WRONG!!!!

an incomplete list of Things I Want From King Falls AM in the New Year:

  • Emily Potter’s female friends!!
      • No, wait, that needs more; !!!!!!!!!!!
    • But for real like give me the old friend who moved away and doesn’t even know she’s missing
    • Give me the small group of girls who are friends solely because they met through Emily’s book club
    • Give me the neighbour she only met for coffee with every couple of months or so running into one of the boys and letting it slip she’s been caring for Emily’s cat/plants
    • Um, also, highkey give me an ex-gf living two towns over who is hanging missing posters and concocting her own plot to find Emily (who she thinks has been kidnapped) hearing the KFAM show one night and then obsessively listening to back episodes to figure out what happened and who exactly this Ben guy is and how in the world she can help 
      • And then please don’t have any more ppl fighting over Emily ever again let her rest god. 
      • Instead let this ex become the boys’ go to out-of-towner when they need to see how far the newest supernatural phenomenon is stretching, or let her seduce her way into the high office of Mayor Grisham’s secretary only to have a Town of King Falls Approved message air about the rainbow lights and Emily’s abduction. 
    • ALSO, where in the world is Emily’s family?????? Like I don’t even care if she isn’t from KF ((which I’m pretty sure she is?))), after almost a year without contact wouldn’t her famjam be worried and reaching out? 
      • If NOT, like if there is a bad relationship there, let Sammy try to help out (because he’s becoming desperate to do something) and finding them only to have it blow up in his face
      • If she is from KF, I wanna see what her family is doing in her absence? Have her parents taken over the care of the library? Do they hold their own rallies/fundraisers to get the money for upkeep? (Lord knows Grisham ain’t about to shell out a ton of cash for a place without any official librarians.) Do they call into the show to get some publicity and end up talking about Emily until they’re all crying? Does she have any siblings???? 
        • IS THERE ANYONE WHO LOVES EMILY POTTER IN A NON-ROMANTIC WAY??? are they doing alright??
  • also the shotgun sammy stuff 

5 things tag
i was tagged by @nihiluru!! Thanks friend!! :D :D :D 

5 things you’d find in my bag/backpack:

* So many flipping receipts like why can’t I just throw them Awayyyy…
* My nametag and earpiece that we use with our radios at work
* TONS of membership cards to different places.
* Little bit of cash
* business cards from artists I visited at Con.

5 things you’d find in my bedroom:
* Plenty of bears and stuff animals
* CDs and merch
* Art I got from conventions and my visual kei artwork. (about 15 of my own posters are hanging
* My velvet GazettE pillow with their Distress and Coma costumes. (Which I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER use AT ALL because I don’t wanna get my essence on it.

5 things i’ve always wanted to do in life:
* Travel, Travel, Travel. Namely, Japan, Italy, Western Europe.
* See the GazettE in a tour final/Japan Live
* Meet all of my fictional crushes/Meet my Real life crushes.
* Get discovered as an artist.
*  Have no inhibitions towards my dreams.

5 things on my to-do list:
* Make it through my 21st birthday on Wednesday unscathed. 
* Pre-Order Arlequin’s new Album!! (OH MY GOD IT LOOKS SO BOMB)
* Finalize my plans with my bestest and closest internet friend to meet in person!!!!
* Work on TONS AND TONS AND TONS of artwork to prepare to do a show or a con of SOME kind!!!


5 Things you feel you can’t live without.

* My art/drawing/painting time and supplies
* My music
* My devices
* My fam and close friends
* My fantasies

5 things that make you smile no matter where you are or what you’re doing.
Seeing new Visual Kei news/photos/videos/awesomeness
* Watching something make someone else happy
* Listening to people speak another language
*Doing art
* Thinking about all the fun I had dreaming and daydreaming about Final Fantasy stuffs.

THanks so much for the tag, buddy!!!

For thisssss… .I’ll taggggg…  @wolfmagic48, @uruhas-thigh-gap , @beautifulderangement @fluttershou @chisapuppy

Thanks, guys!! :D If you were already tagged, ignore and continue with your life!


Putin’s legacy in Chechnya was killing off hundreds of these Islamist rats, many who travelled all the way from Saudi Arabia with tons of cash devoted to their Jihadist activities. They are doing the same now in Syria and Iraq, although they’ve been losing heavily since Russia got involved. If there is anyone in this world today who knows how demolish these Islamist cockroaches, it’s Putin. He’s the only that can finish the job in Syria! These pathetic Wahhabi Islamists devote their lives to this cause, they poison every society and every piece of land they touch. Most world leaders brush it aside, or they actually fund them and refer to them as “moderate” rebels! Say what you want about Putin, but when it comes to dealing with the Islamist poison, this man does not fuck around!